wrote:

Never grab two hot wires at the same time while holding pliers in each
hand.You can't let go of them.

Never grab three hot wires with pliers in each hand and the wire
strippers in your mouth while you're taking a quick shower during a
lightning storm. I had to fall away, taking out two bottles of shampoo,
one hair conditioner, a bar of Ivory soap, the shower curtains and four
yellow rubber duckies.

...and you try telling that to the kids these days, well..they just don't
believe you.


I was saved by landing on a recent purchase of bulk toilet paper. The
stuff's a bargain. It has all sorts of petroleum distillate enhanced
scents in it. Those Chinese are sure clever in enhancing their exports.

You just never know WHAT they'll include at no extra cost.





mikey python

That was about fifteen years ago when I replaced that wall outlet in my
living room, because the old wall outlet, whatever I plugged in wouldn't
stay plugged in.I had probally had a few beers too.Otherwise, I probally
would have cut the juice to all of the four outlets in my living
room.Two of the wall outlets are on one circuit, the other two are on a
different circuit.

I weigh about 185 pounds now.On February 19th this year, I weighed 210
pounds.I know it was February 19th, 2009 and I weighed 210 pounds
because I wrote it down on the inside of one of my bathroom cabinet
doors.Maybe that booze I quit drinking last January had something to do
with my diet.I am staying on my diet untill I get skinny, skinny,
skinny.
cuhulin

wrote:

I weigh about 185 pounds now.On February 19th this year, I weighed 210
pounds.I know it was February 19th, 2009 and I weighed 210 pounds
because I wrote it down on the inside of one of my bathroom cabinet
doors.Maybe that booze I quit drinking last January had something to do
with my diet.I am staying on my diet untill I get skinny, skinny,
skinny.


Why bother? Everyone KNOWS there are no fat people in Mississippi.






mike

m II wrote:
wrote:

I weigh about 185 pounds now.On February 19th this year, I weighed 210
pounds.I know it was February 19th, 2009 and I weighed 210 pounds
because I wrote it down on the inside of one of my bathroom cabinet
doors.Maybe that booze I quit drinking last January had something to do
with my diet.I am staying on my diet untill I get skinny, skinny,
skinny.


Why bother? Everyone KNOWS there are no fat people in Mississippi.






mike

Quit eating meat, for the most part. I just have occasional barbecue,
and turkey on Thanksgiving. No more 3 slabs a day of dead animals.
Helps the planet, helps the waistline.

There are no fatsos in Canada either, or Rhode Island, or Wyoming,
or,,,,,,,,,,,

Yeah, that live juice will make you yell like a lion and squawl like a
painter! (panther)

I have to watch this here Ned Kelly movie on the TCM channel now.Because
it is one of those thingys and I HAVE to.You wouldn't understand.

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb....t/wildcolo.mid

And then I reckon I might wash both of my big old long tall Dodge vans
and then fiddle fart around in my back yard some more.
cuhulin

"m II"

Damn Mike, I'm glad you came out ok.

Next time wear you rubber boots and you won't get grounded.

Burr