As you all know we'll be celebrating Kombat's Arrest Anniversary with
a BASH on Jan 8th...Here's a singing tribute to "The Usenet Legend"...

To be sung to Gordon Lightfoot's "The Wreck of the Edmund
Fitzgerald"...

"The legend lives on from the Kingdom on down
To the beaches they call Banda Aceh`

He ruined Rec dot Knives
With his falsehoods and lies
By trade a "Professional Snapperrrrr"
Not a penny was made
Where the "elephants layed"
The business was flush in the crapperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(humming the Edmund Fitzgerald melody)

The orders came down
From the King and the Crown
It was time to vacate "Big Mango"
To "Singers" he'll go
With "the Kadek" in tow
And a cadre` of "sockies" beside him

(humming the E.F melody)

A bull sh%tter galore
A true message board wh%re
The Trolls of Distinguished came calling
Never let it be said that "the Kraven is dead"
He's why SCT's...so appauling

And so goes the Legend of Kraven (to the E.F. melody)


***A Distinguished Troll wrote on the day of the C.M. Arrest

"...January 8th, 2004...a day that will live in infamy..."

The Kraven replied...

"...it sure as Hell will..."