Peter, this is so cool, i know you would like it.

Drifter...

From the HD newsgroup.


(something I found while surfing around)

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

People ask us why we ride a motorcycle. For those who have experienced
the joy, no explanation is necessary; for those who have not, no
explanation is possible.

Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the
handlebars to the saddle.

Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until about
80 mph!

You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o'
experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you
empty the pot of luck.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noon time bugs.

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold
everything you need.

Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think
straight.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and
lived, and still rides.

Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction
and go.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.

There are drunk riders and there are old riders, but there are not
many old, drunk riders.

Ride to work. Work to ride.

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.

When you look down the road, it seems to never end; but you better
believe it does!

Winter is nature's way of telling you to test the electrics.

Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not all that
comfortable for walking.

People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.

Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate
bikes.

When you're riding lead, don't spit.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 a.m.. to drive his
pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your
vocabulary.

Catching a yellow jacket in your helmet will triple that special
vocabulary.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's
serious.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, today will be a BLAST!

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside..

Always replace the cheapest parts first.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the
breeze.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Keep the painted side up, and the rubber side down!

On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:14:02 -0500, Drifter wrote:

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

But the definition of "fag" was recently redefined to describe a
biker. So who cares what those fags know?

On 2/4/10 12:34 , Eric Cartman wrote:
On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:14:02 -0500, wrote:

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

But the definition of "fag" was recently redefined to describe a
biker. So who cares what those fags know?



There's a bike show in Chicago, this month.

Why don't you come out and say that to all of us?

If a dead cow is blocking your way, you can make your Motorcycle jump
over that dead cow.You can't do that with a car.
cuhulin

A Rokon can climb anything.
http://www.rokon.com

About eighteen years ago, I bought two Rokon bare naked frames and three
Rokon wheels at a local Jackson scrap iron yard.Less that two years ago
I gave that stuff to an old buddy.
cuhulin

While you've a Lucifer to light your fag, Smile boys, that's the
style,,,,,,
cuhulin

Eric Cartman wrote:

But the definition of "fag" was recently redefined to describe a
biker. So who cares what those fags know?


South Park specifically targeted Harley riders, not motorcyclists.


mike

On 2/6/2010 1:32 AM, m II wrote:
Eric Cartman wrote:

But the definition of "fag" was recently redefined to describe a
biker. So who cares what those fags know?


South Park specifically targeted Harley riders, not motorcyclists.


mike

Well, maybe it's time, Mike, that you dump your rice burner, and
get on a real bike. love my bagger.

Drifter...

http://www.confederate.com
or a Harley Davidson, either one.

The first Harley Davidson carburetor, part of that carburetor was made
from a tomato soup can.

Before World War Two, there was a Harley Davidson motorcycle factory
(also a Chevrolet factory too) in China.
cuhulin

Drifter wrote:

Well, maybe it's time, Mike, that you dump your rice burner, and
get on a real bike. love my bagger.


Fag.


I'm down to an R75/7 BMW and two Sportsters, a 1975 and a 2005. I sold
my 1996 Triumph Daytona 1200 a few years ago, soon after my Ducati 900
Super Sport. My wrists couldn't take the load imposed by the clip on
bars anymore. The Norton Atlases were sold to buy a house in '86.

I've owned three 45s, a 62 Panhead, a '78 shovel and a fairly hot Evo
that followed a new 1988 1200 Sporty. The vibration on the 1200 was
obscene. You literally couldn't cruise at 65 to 75 MPH without loosening
your fillings..

Your shameful and rather immature attitude towards Japanese motorcycles
is the exact reason why South Park made the show about Harley riders.
The Japs put millions of people on Motorcycles who might otherwise not
have had the inclination.

The worst Japanese bikes I've owned were a pair of Kawasaki 500 triples.
They were called the world's first disposable motorcycle. You had to put
new rings in every 12,000 miles and the fuel mileage was obscenely BAD.

My best Japanese bike was a 1975 water cooled Suzuki 750. It used less
oil than a four stroke and was still running two years ago. It probably
still is, I haven't talked to the owner since my move.







mike