Yesteryday afernoon, Ahh wuz totein ah propane tank frum mah 1978 Dodge
van tu mah 1983 Dodge van.Dat B HO ButtKisser ahcross teh street wuz
sittin onna dat porch ober thar, he wuz eyeballin ebery bit uv me totein
dat tank.It wuz like he neber saw ah propane tank befo! Ahh seys out
LOUD, Ahh seys, HE LOOKS LIKE HE HASEN'T EVER SEEN A TANK BEFORE!

Wut it izz, Ahh haz tu be ober atz mah sister and brudder en laws houyse
atz 12:45 PM thi afernoon fur Easter dinner anna Ahh weel took his
propane tank bak ober thar tu himself.And frum thair houyse Ahh needs tu
stop offa atz teh Lowe's store fur sum more uv dat stuff fur fillin en
nayle holes anna oilso sum screw holes, anna oilso Ahh needs tu stop
offa atz teh Wal Mart store and bought ah nice Happy Birthday card tu
snayle male tu dat married Irish woman wayyyyyy ober yonder ahcrossit de
big pond.Her burfdey issa April 22.
DATS DAT!
cuhulin