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On Apr 26, 8:04*am, wrote:
No kissing? Awwww,,,, smoochie woochie,,,,, my couch buddy doggy, once
in a while she kisses me all over my face.It tickles too.

Ummm - OK, maybe the dog - but only if she didn't kiss her nether
regions first...