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My lawnmower just broke.
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bpnjensen wrote:
My lawnmower just broke. Guess how I fixed it? ;-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Straight_Story He'll come at home... -- -- What's on Shortwave guide: choose an hour, go! http://shortwave.tk 700+ Radio Stations on SW http://swstations.tk 300+ languages on SW http://radiolanguages.tk |
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I never click on wiki wiki woo woo anything.
I can see your lawnmower from here. Looka here,,, you know how/where to find the oil drain plug on your lawnmower? There is a Stupid Moron democrap obama BUTT KISSER who lives across the street from doggy's couch, he is that old country boy from Edwards,Mississippi.Last Summer, he pushed his lawnmower over here, he rattled my front screen door.He said, Show me where that oil drain plug is! The oil drain plug was covered up with some grass and dirt.I showed that Stupid Moron where that oil drain plus is. He was too damn Stupid to look himself. cuhulin |
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On 6/5/2010 2:22 PM, bpnjensen wrote:
My lawnmower just broke. Guess how I fixed it? ;-) You called Cuhu and asked him where the drain plug was? |
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On Jun 5, 4:24*pm, Joe from Kokomo wrote:
On 6/5/2010 2:22 PM, bpnjensen wrote: My lawnmower just broke. Guess how I fixed it? ;-) You called Cuhu and asked him where the drain plug was? We don't need no steengkeeng drain plugs! ....used duct tape. Solves everything! :-D |
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I had meant to say, I can't see your lawn mower from here,,, CAN'T.
Some of those new/newer lawn mowers do not have oil drain plugs.In that case, if you want to change the oil, you either have to suck it out with a vacuum pump or turn the lawn mower upside down.That is Stupid! Always make sure any lawn mower you buy has an oil drain plug.If it doesn't, write to the engine manufacturer and Cuss them out. cuhulin, the oil drain plug |
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Nothing wrong with electric lawn mowers.Some people who only have a
little yard to mow, they use a manual reel type lawn mower.They are A OK too. cuhulin |
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bpnjensen wrote:
On Jun 5, 4:24 pm, Joe from wrote: On 6/5/2010 2:22 PM, bpnjensen wrote: My lawnmower just broke. Guess how I fixed it? ;-) You called Cuhu and asked him where the drain plug was? We don't need no steengkeeng drain plugs! ...used duct tape. Solves everything! :-D I use a modern cordless electric mower. I don't like having gasoline loose on the property. |
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Say cuzz, What would happen if I hook up one of my old Model T Ford
ignition coils to the battery in my 1983 Dodge van, and drive around like that when I go shopping? I could have the coil sitting on the front passenger seat. cuhulin |
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On Jun 5, 5:49*pm, wrote:
Nothing wrong with electric lawn mowers.Some people who only have a little yard to mow, they use a manual reel type lawn mower.They are A OK too. cuhulin That's what I have, a horizontal eggbeater. For 2000 square feet of lawn, works great. One of these days I'll scrap the stupid lawn altogether and put in xeriscape. |
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An article in one of my 1950s Popular Mechanics magazines, with a photo
too.A guy in Omaha,Nebraska paved his whole yard with concrete.The photo shows him relaxing in a lawn chair under a big umbrella and he has a cold drink.His neighbor is standing by his lawn mower and wiping the sweat off of his brow. I much prefer grass myself. cuhulin |
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On Jun 5, 3:01*pm, user wrote:
bpnjensen wrote: My lawnmower just broke. Guess how I fixed it? ;-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Straight_Story He'll come at home... That is a killer read. I had no idea of that book or movie but that sounds incredible, I can't believe I never heard of that or my parents never did? I will be checking that out when I can and I'm sure Barnes or Borders will have that. Thanks. |
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On Jun 5, 7:21*pm, wrote:
I never click on wiki wiki woo woo anything. I can see your lawnmower from here. Looka here,,, you know how/where to find the oil drain plug on your lawnmower? There is a Stupid Moron democrap obama BUTT KISSER who lives across the street from doggy's couch, he is that old country boy from Edwards,Mississippi.Last Summer, he pushed his lawnmower over here, he rattled my front screen door.He said, Show me where that oil drain plug is! The oil drain plug was covered up with some grass and dirt.I showed that Stupid Moron where that oil drain plus is. He was too damn Stupid to look himself. cuhulin I'm sure this will sound crazy to you Cuh, but last summer was the first time that I sharpened my lawnmower blades. I've had the mower for at least eight years, I just wanted to see if the difference in the cut was really noticeable. Between doing that and raising the platform a tad, I couldn't believe the difference in how the yard looks. Gotta love those ******* files followed by the stone. |
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Gregg wrote:
That is a killer read. I had no idea of that book or movie but that sounds incredible, I can't believe I never heard of that or my parents never did? I will be checking that out when I can and I'm sure Barnes or Borders will have that. Thanks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwYg6e-SjUM with subtitles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As2O0RIYNCY -- -- What's on Shortwave guide: choose an hour, go! http://shortwave.tk 700+ Radio Stations on SW http://swstations.tk 300+ languages on SW http://radiolanguages.tk |
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On 6/06/2010 4:48 PM, Gregg wrote:
On Jun 5, 7:21 pm, wrote: I never click on wiki wiki woo woo anything. I can see your lawnmower from here. Looka here,,, you know how/where to find the oil drain plug on your lawnmower? There is a Stupid Moron democrap obama BUTT KISSER who lives across the street from doggy's couch, he is that old country boy from Edwards,Mississippi.Last Summer, he pushed his lawnmower over here, he rattled my front screen door.He said, Show me where that oil drain plug is! The oil drain plug was covered up with some grass and dirt.I showed that Stupid Moron where that oil drain plus is. He was too damn Stupid to look himself. cuhulin I'm sure this will sound crazy to you Cuh, but last summer was the first time that I sharpened my lawnmower blades. I've had the mower for at least eight years, I just wanted to see if the difference in the cut was really noticeable. Between doing that and raising the platform a tad, I couldn't believe the difference in how the yard looks. Gotta love those ******* files followed by the stone. Congratulations Gregg! You now have lawnmower blades that are considerably sharper than you! Well done! Krypsis |
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Rotary lawn mower blades, no matter how sharp they may be, slash the
grass, gives a ragged cut.Reel type blades cut the grass, similar to scissors.That is why most golf courses and people who want the best looking lawns use reel type lawn mowers.Cut a blade of grass with your scissors and compare that with a blade of grass which was cut with a rotary lawn mower blade.You can see the difference.String trimmers are the worst of all. cuhulin |
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On Jun 6, 2:38*am, Krypsis wrote:
On 6/06/2010 4:48 PM, Gregg wrote: On Jun 5, 7:21 pm, wrote: I never click on wiki wiki woo woo anything. I can see your lawnmower from here. Looka here,,, you know how/where to find the oil drain plug on your lawnmower? There is a Stupid Moron democrap obama BUTT KISSER who lives across the street from doggy's couch, he is that old country boy from Edwards,Mississippi.Last Summer, he pushed his lawnmower over here, he rattled my front screen door.He said, Show me where that oil drain plug is! The oil drain plug was covered up with some grass and dirt.I showed that Stupid Moron where that oil drain plus is. He was too damn Stupid to look himself. cuhulin I'm sure this will sound crazy to you Cuh, but last summer was the first time that I sharpened my lawnmower blades. I've had the mower for at least eight years, I just wanted to see if the difference in the cut was really noticeable. Between doing that and raising the platform a tad, I couldn't believe the difference in how the yard looks. Gotta love those ******* files followed by the stone. Congratulations Gregg! *You now have lawnmower blades that are considerably sharper than you! Well done! Krypsis Now who is being the troll? |
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On Jun 5, 9:17*pm, wrote:
An article in one of my 1950s Popular Mechanics magazines, with a photo too.A guy in Omaha,Nebraska paved his whole yard with concrete.The photo shows him relaxing in a lawn chair under a big umbrella and he has a cold drink.His neighbor is standing by his lawn mower and wiping the sweat off of his brow. I much prefer grass myself. cuhulin Well, I suppose some people use concrete as xeriscape - I think a colorful garden with native, low-water plants and a tile deck for sitting the shade would be nicer. I HATE watering this lawn all summer... |
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bpnjensen wrote:
Well, I suppose some people use concrete as xeriscape - I think a colorful garden with native, low-water plants and a tile deck for sitting the shade would be nicer. I HATE watering this lawn all summer... They are going to build a new wastewater desalination plant at the low end of town. Sewer rates are going to jump dramatically, but you get an exemption if you use a minimal amount of water. Therefore I don't water (except what dribbles out of the cooler hose). The Bermuda grass and oleanders are doing fine. |
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We get enough rain over here I don't have to water my yard, except for a
few places in my back yard where I put some Shady Lawn grass seed I bought last week at Hutto's yard and garden center on Ellis Ave.I am trying to get some grass growing in those shady places back there. cuhulin |
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On 7/06/2010 2:40 AM, bpnjensen wrote:
On Jun 6, 2:38 am, wrote: On 6/06/2010 4:48 PM, Gregg wrote: On Jun 5, 7:21 pm, wrote: I never click on wiki wiki woo woo anything. I can see your lawnmower from here. Looka here,,, you know how/where to find the oil drain plug on your lawnmower? There is a Stupid Moron democrap obama BUTT KISSER who lives across the street from doggy's couch, he is that old country boy from Edwards,Mississippi.Last Summer, he pushed his lawnmower over here, he rattled my front screen door.He said, Show me where that oil drain plug is! The oil drain plug was covered up with some grass and dirt.I showed that Stupid Moron where that oil drain plus is. He was too damn Stupid to look himself. cuhulin I'm sure this will sound crazy to you Cuh, but last summer was the first time that I sharpened my lawnmower blades. I've had the mower for at least eight years, I just wanted to see if the difference in the cut was really noticeable. Between doing that and raising the platform a tad, I couldn't believe the difference in how the yard looks. Gotta love those ******* files followed by the stone. Congratulations Gregg! You now have lawnmower blades that are considerably sharper than you! Well done! Krypsis Now who is being the troll? Don't tell me, let me guess! Me?? The trio of trolls have been on my hammer for years. Then Gregg joins them to make it a quartet! I thought he might like to experience what it's like on the other side of the fence! Obviously he doesn't like it! Good! Krypsis |
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On Jun 6, 1:29*pm, Krypsis wrote:
On 7/06/2010 2:40 AM, bpnjensen wrote: On Jun 6, 2:38 am, *wrote: On 6/06/2010 4:48 PM, Gregg wrote: On Jun 5, 7:21 pm, wrote: I never click on wiki wiki woo woo anything. I can see your lawnmower from here. Looka here,,, you know how/where to find the oil drain plug on your lawnmower? There is a Stupid Moron democrap obama BUTT KISSER who lives across the street from doggy's couch, he is that old country boy from Edwards,Mississippi.Last Summer, he pushed his lawnmower over here, he rattled my front screen door.He said, Show me where that oil drain plug is! The oil drain plug was covered up with some grass and dirt.I showed that Stupid Moron where that oil drain plus is. He was too damn Stupid to look himself. cuhulin I'm sure this will sound crazy to you Cuh, but last summer was the first time that I sharpened my lawnmower blades. I've had the mower for at least eight years, I just wanted to see if the difference in the cut was really noticeable. Between doing that and raising the platform a tad, I couldn't believe the difference in how the yard looks. Gotta love those ******* files followed by the stone. Congratulations Gregg! *You now have lawnmower blades that are considerably sharper than you! Well done! Krypsis Now who is being the troll? Don't tell me, let me guess! *Me?? The trio of trolls have been on my hammer for years. Then Gregg joins them to make it a quartet! I thought he might like to experience what it's like on the other side of the fence! Obviously he doesn't like it! Good! Krypsis Stop being such an ass. |
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On 7/06/2010 6:33 AM, bpnjensen wrote:
On Jun 6, 1:29 pm, wrote: On 7/06/2010 2:40 AM, bpnjensen wrote: On Jun 6, 2:38 am, wrote: On 6/06/2010 4:48 PM, Gregg wrote: On Jun 5, 7:21 pm, wrote: I never click on wiki wiki woo woo anything. I can see your lawnmower from here. Looka here,,, you know how/where to find the oil drain plug on your lawnmower? There is a Stupid Moron democrap obama BUTT KISSER who lives across the street from doggy's couch, he is that old country boy from Edwards,Mississippi.Last Summer, he pushed his lawnmower over here, he rattled my front screen door.He said, Show me where that oil drain plug is! The oil drain plug was covered up with some grass and dirt.I showed that Stupid Moron where that oil drain plus is. He was too damn Stupid to look himself. cuhulin I'm sure this will sound crazy to you Cuh, but last summer was the first time that I sharpened my lawnmower blades. I've had the mower for at least eight years, I just wanted to see if the difference in the cut was really noticeable. Between doing that and raising the platform a tad, I couldn't believe the difference in how the yard looks. Gotta love those ******* files followed by the stone. Congratulations Gregg! You now have lawnmower blades that are considerably sharper than you! Well done! Krypsis Now who is being the troll? Don't tell me, let me guess! Me?? The trio of trolls have been on my hammer for years. Then Gregg joins them to make it a quartet! I thought he might like to experience what it's like on the other side of the fence! Obviously he doesn't like it! Good! Krypsis Stop being such an ass. Should have given that advice to Gregg! He was the one who chose to go down the trolling path! But them, would he have listened? He's not the sharpest of blades, is he? Krypsis |
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Y'all going to that ''jerk off meeting'' or not?
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On Jun 6, 2:00*pm, Krypsis wrote:
On 7/06/2010 6:33 AM, bpnjensen wrote: On Jun 6, 1:29 pm, *wrote: On 7/06/2010 2:40 AM, bpnjensen wrote: On Jun 6, 2:38 am, * *wrote: On 6/06/2010 4:48 PM, Gregg wrote: On Jun 5, 7:21 pm, wrote: I never click on wiki wiki woo woo anything. I can see your lawnmower from here. Looka here,,, you know how/where to find the oil drain plug on your lawnmower? There is a Stupid Moron democrap obama BUTT KISSER who lives across the street from doggy's couch, he is that old country boy from Edwards,Mississippi.Last Summer, he pushed his lawnmower over here, he rattled my front screen door.He said, Show me where that oil drain plug is! The oil drain plug was covered up with some grass and dirt.I showed that Stupid Moron where that oil drain plus is. He was too damn Stupid to look himself. cuhulin I'm sure this will sound crazy to you Cuh, but last summer was the first time that I sharpened my lawnmower blades. I've had the mower for at least eight years, I just wanted to see if the difference in the cut was really noticeable. Between doing that and raising the platform a tad, I couldn't believe the difference in how the yard looks. Gotta love those ******* files followed by the stone. Congratulations Gregg! *You now have lawnmower blades that are considerably sharper than you! Well done! Krypsis Now who is being the troll? Don't tell me, let me guess! *Me?? The trio of trolls have been on my hammer for years. Then Gregg joins them to make it a quartet! I thought he might like to experience what it's like on the other side of the fence! Obviously he doesn't like it! Good! Krypsis Stop being such an ass. Should have given that advice to Gregg! He was the one who chose to go down the trolling path! But them, would he have listened? He's not the sharpest of blades, is he? Krypsis He ain't trolling now - you are. |
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On Jun 7, 8:29*am, Krypsis wrote:
Don't tell me, let me guess! *Me?? The trio of trolls have been on my hammer for years. Then Gregg joins them to make it a quartet! I thought he might like to experience what it's like on the other side of the fence! Obviously he doesn't like it! Good! Krypsis- ******** You REALLY do flatter yourself Krypto. On your hammer for years....ROTFLMAO. You are a mere beginner in this game son, and a bloody **** poor one as well. Still until someone with talent comes along, you'll have to do. ;-) |
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On Jun 7, 10:54*am, bpnjensen wrote:
He ain't trolling now - you are.- ****** Read his history, that's his thing. That's how the old fart gets his kicks. |
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I know what I would ''appreciate'' but I am not telling.
Hey, ''it's'' been a lonnnnnng time. cuhulin |
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On Jun 6, 4:38*pm, wrote:
I know what I would ''appreciate'' but I am not telling. Hey, ''it's'' been a lonnnnnng time. cuhulin OOPS! Stay away from that bottle... Oh, wait - you're talking 'bout something else... Chocolate! ;-) |
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LarbGai wrote:
On Jun 7, 10:54 am, bpnjensen wrote: He ain't trolling now - you are.- ****** Read his history, that's his thing. That's how the old fart gets his kicks. Hey lil' buddy! That's OUR thing too, remember? Neither of us has ever made an 'on-topic post' in any newsgroup!! It's what were proudest of! Reading our history shows us as the ultimate trolls on the net. We are the Distinguished Troll Society, right? Kryspie doesn't even count. We will hound ol' kryspie until he's blue in the face because that's what we do best! If he leaves, we'll just find us another toy to play with. We ARE the DST! |
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LarbGai wrote:
On Jun 7, 10:54 am, bpnjensen wrote: He ain't trolling now - you are.- ****** Read his history, that's his thing. That's how the old fart gets his kicks. hey wait! I forgot about brother Gregg's great troll activity in rec.knives. Sorry 'bout that Gregg. You did some fine DTS troll work over in that newsgroup starting up new threads about a few people. Now were here to help you with your problems in this group! |
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If/when you sharpen your lawnmower blade, use one of those conical
balancer thingys and make sure the blade is level after you sharpen the blade.Ergo a blade that isn't resonably balanced will cause vibration and that can cause the crankshaft oil seal on the bottom to start leaking. A few years ago after I changed the oil in my lawnmower, I didn't have enough of 30 weight oil to bring the oil level up to where it is suppose to be.I added some 20 weight 40 weight oil. That Stupid Moron old country boy from Edwards,Mississippi said, You are putting the wrong kind of oil in there, it says use 30 weight oil only. That MOFO Broke my chainsaw last Summer and HE tells ME what kind of oil I should put in MY lawnmower,,, as long as I have been mowing since around 1950! My old lawnmower still runs as good as new. Show me where that oil drain plug is! http://www.devilfinder.com Lawnmower oil drain plug cuhulin |
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RHF wrote:
On Jun 5, 6:27 pm, wrote: bpnjensen wrote: On Jun 5, 4:24 pm, Joe from wrote: On 6/5/2010 2:22 PM, bpnjensen wrote: My lawnmower just broke. Guess how I fixed it? ;-) You called Cuhu and asked him where the drain plug was? We don't need no steengkeeng drain plugs! ...used duct tape. Solves everything! :-D I use a modern cordless electric mower. - I don't like having gasoline loose on the property. Dave you got gas-o-line running loose . . . most pep-holes keeps dar gas it in a can fact-o-matter da be callin it a 'gas-can' little red gas can man ~ RHF http://jackiemanuelsposse.files.word...n-red-copy.jpg . I have a 1 gallon can of mixture for the weedeater. I keep it in the corner of the yard, 30' from the house. Gasoline is dangerous. |
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Gregg wrote:
anywhere where there's metal to metal contact I put the Kote on it. You should pick you some up and you'll see what I mean and be a believer. End of commercial. :-) https://www.motorkote.com/ When i used gas mowers I would buy them used, change the oil once when I got it, keep the oil topped off, and leave the mower with the house when I moved. I didn't care if the house burned down back then. |
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I have an old antique (or almost an antique) Keen Kutter reel type lawn
mower, I don't use it though.It has a wood handle and the part from the handle to the reel and wheels unit is made of wood.It says Keen Kutter on there.I have another very old reel type mower too.It is weird looking.One of the wheels is much smaller than the other regular size wheel, about the size of a little caster wheel.The handle is missing.I haven't measured the width of the reel, I reckon it is about eight inches wide.I figure it was/is a sidewalk edger mower thingy.The reel and the regular size wheel wont turn, it needs to be taken apart and cleaned up and oiled/greased/whatever.Old stuff I bought at thrift stores/junk shops many years ago. cuhulin |
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wrote:
I had meant to say, I can't see your lawn mower from here,,, CAN'T. Some of those new/newer lawn mowers do not have oil drain plugs.In that case, if you want to change the oil, you either have to suck it out with a vacuum pump or turn the lawn mower upside down.That is Stupid! Always make sure any lawn mower you buy has an oil drain plug.If it doesn't, write to the engine manufacturer and Cuss them out. cuhulin, the oil drain plug Wow! You seems to know all there is to know about lawn mowers. Why don't you share your knowledge and update the Wikipedia article on the subject? Wikipedia has become such a dull place. You should be able to do something about it. |
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