My lawnmower just broke.

Guess how I fixed it? ;-)

bpnjensen wrote:

My lawnmower just broke.

Guess how I fixed it? ;-)

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I never click on wiki wiki woo woo anything.
I can see your lawnmower from here.
Looka here,,, you know how/where to find the oil drain plug on your
lawnmower?
There is a Stupid Moron democrap obama BUTT KISSER who lives across the
street from doggy's couch, he is that old country boy from
Edwards,Mississippi.Last Summer, he pushed his lawnmower over here, he
rattled my front screen door.He said, Show me where that oil drain plug
is!

The oil drain plug was covered up with some grass and dirt.I showed that
Stupid Moron where that oil drain plus is.

He was too damn Stupid to look himself.
cuhulin

On 6/5/2010 2:22 PM, bpnjensen wrote:
My lawnmower just broke.

Guess how I fixed it? ;-)

You called Cuhu and asked him where the drain plug was?

On Jun 5, 4:24*pm, Joe from Kokomo wrote:
On 6/5/2010 2:22 PM, bpnjensen wrote:

My lawnmower just broke.

Guess how I fixed it? ;-)

You called Cuhu and asked him where the drain plug was?

We don't need no steengkeeng drain plugs!

....used duct tape. Solves everything! :-D

I had meant to say, I can't see your lawn mower from here,,, CAN'T.
Some of those new/newer lawn mowers do not have oil drain plugs.In that
case, if you want to change the oil, you either have to suck it out with
a vacuum pump or turn the lawn mower upside down.That is Stupid!
Always make sure any lawn mower you buy has an oil drain plug.If it
doesn't, write to the engine manufacturer and Cuss them out.
cuhulin, the oil drain plug

Nothing wrong with electric lawn mowers.Some people who only have a
little yard to mow, they use a manual reel type lawn mower.They are A OK
too.
cuhulin

bpnjensen wrote:
On Jun 5, 4:24 pm, Joe from wrote:
On 6/5/2010 2:22 PM, bpnjensen wrote:

My lawnmower just broke.

Guess how I fixed it? ;-)

You called Cuhu and asked him where the drain plug was?

We don't need no steengkeeng drain plugs!

...used duct tape. Solves everything! :-D

I use a modern cordless electric mower. I don't like having gasoline
loose on the property.

Say cuzz, What would happen if I hook up one of my old Model T Ford
ignition coils to the battery in my 1983 Dodge van, and drive around
like that when I go shopping? I could have the coil sitting on the front
passenger seat.
cuhulin

On Jun 5, 5:49*pm, wrote:
Nothing wrong with electric lawn mowers.Some people who only have a
little yard to mow, they use a manual reel type lawn mower.They are A OK
too.
cuhulin

That's what I have, a horizontal eggbeater. For 2000 square feet of
lawn, works great. One of these days I'll scrap the stupid lawn
altogether and put in xeriscape.