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needs to dry out. give em hell Harry!

Drifter...


Harry Hope wrote:



http://www.freerangelongmont.com/201...republican-if/

November 28, 2010

By M. Douglas Wray

You Might be a Republican If.


You believe George W. Bush’s redistribution of middle-class tax cuts
to the top 1% of tax-payers was good for America, but Obama’s plan to
return it to the middle class is ‘socialism.’


You believe stem cells are living human beings, but thousands of Iraqi
children are ‘expendable collateral damage.’


You believe tax cuts for billionaires is a great idea, yet you wonder
why the economy has stalled, your job just got outsourced to India,
and oil company executives receive $400,000,000.00 retirement
packages.


You believe the surge worked because the violence in Iraq is back to
2006 levels, which is only horrible, compared to what it was in 2007;
intolerable. Besides, Brit Hume said so.


You think trial lawyers are harmful to America, yet you support
prosecuting some guy in Muncie Indiana who burned his 99¢ American
flag that was made in China by forced child labor.


You’re all for the ‘rule of law’ when it’s applied to Bill Clinton for
lying about his infidelity, but not for prosecuting Karl Rove and
Scooter Libby for committing treason.


You think George W. Bush is actually a really smart guy, but his
folksy manner just makes him seem dumber than he really is.


You believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on
their own, and that those who are born to poverty and never have
opportunities for advancement, got what they deserved.


You believe Ronald Reagan was a great president who had complete
control of all aspects of government, but the Iran-Contra Affair was
an insignificant scandal that went on without his knowledge.


You believe Democrats tax and spend, but George W. Bush was a fiscal
conservative.


You believe Oliver North, who was CONVICTED of perjury, obstruction of
justice, destroying evidence and accepting bribes, is a patriot. But
John Kerry, who saved a man’s life while under enemy fire in Vietnam
is a coward.


You believe George W. Bush kept us safe from terror, and the failure
to prevent the 9/11 attacks were Clinton’s fault.


You actually believe Fox News is fair & balanced.


You still believe Saddam had truckloads of WMDs, and that he somehow
managed to sneak them into Syria, right under our noses.


You believe Terri Schiavo was sentient all along, and Bill Frist had
the ability to diagnose her condition by watching a 5 second video of
her sleeping.


You’re in favor of stronger prison sentences for drug users, yet your
favorite radio personality is Rush Limbaugh.


You complain about having to press 1 for English, yet you hire
undocumented workers to mow your lawn because they’re cheaper than
hiring the kid next door.


Homosexuality is abhorrent to you, except when a Republican senator,
the president of the National Association of Evangelicals, and a
planted White House journalist get caught having sexual affairs with
gay men. Then you suddenly feel sorry for them.


The war in Iraq makes perfect sense to you, but any suggestion by
Barack Obama that we target al Qaeda specifically is ‘dangerous and
reckless.’


You don’t mind that president Bush tortured men who were never charged
with a crime, yet you’re horrified by the wrath of al Qaeda when they
capture one of our guys.


You believe the 1/10 of 1% of scientists who claim global warming is a
hoax, and reject the 99.9% who say it’s real, because Sean Hannity and
his friends in the oil industry have convinced you that science is a
part of a greater liberal conspiracy.


You believe patriotism means you should support your government right
or wrong … unless a Democrat’s in power, then it’s your patriotic duty
to call him a closet Muslim, challenge his birth certificate, expose
his sex life and impeach him.


You’re proud of your party’s ‘culture of life.’ Yet you support the
death penalty for minors, you believe 600,000 dead Iraqis is justified
because one of them was Saddam Hussein, and you oppose confronting the
genocide in Darfur because they don’t have oil.


You support prayer in school, as long as your kids aren’t subjected to
Muslim prayers.


You think Darwin’s theory of evolution is a loony fairy tale, and
mankind actually began with two naked teenagers, a magic apple and a
talking snake.


You think $35 billion spent on health care for children is a waste of
taxpayer’s money, but $1.7 trillion spent on a catastrophic war that
has isolated us from our allies, decimated our economy and made us
less safe was money well spent.


You believe embargoing communist Cuba is sound foreign policy, but
trading with China is just good business.


You believe Bill Clinton was an immoral cad, but Newt Gingrich and
Henry Hyde were faithful husbands (and Larry Craig just has a wide
stance).


You fervently defend the Constitution, but when president Bush got
caught monitoring 300 million phones without a warrant, politicizing
our justice system, hyping evidence for going to war and pardoning a
convicted perjurer who just happened to be on his staff, then it’s
okay, because he was ‘protecting America.’


You were outraged when a gallon of gasoline went from $1.29 to $1.40
during the two terms of the Clinton presidency, but you didn’t seem to
mind when prices tripled under George W. Bush, the “oil man.”


You were furious when Bill Clinton pardoned international commodities
trader Marc Rich, who was convicted of tax evasion, but applauded when
George W. Bush exonerated Scooter Libby for obstructing justice to
protect Dick Cheney from a treason indictment.


With no evidence whatsoever, you complained of ‘voter fraud,’ and
demanded that thousands of blacks be scrubbed from voting lists during
the 2004 election in Ohio, yet when Rush Limbaugh asked his audience
to illegally claim to be Democrats and vote for Hillary Clinton during
the Ohio Primary in February to “stir up trouble,” a FELONY, you were
okay with that.


You believe Barack Obama should be held accountable for every sermon
that Jeremiah Wright ever gave, but John McCain, who sought the
endorsement of anti-Semitic, xenophobic, openly racist and homophobic
pastors should be given a pass.


You believe Barack Obama is either a secret Muslim, was actually born
in Kenya, and his parents forged a fake birth certificate when he was
born – just in case he should ever run for president, or that his
father’s nationality disqualifies his son from being president, all
because you read that on the Internet.


You believe the 8 consecutive years of prosperity and strong economic
growth from 1993 – 2001 was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and
George H.W. Bush, but today’s recession is all Clinton’s and Obama’s
fault.


You laugh at how much better Barack Obama speaks with a TelePrompTer
than without one, yet you never mention the fact that even with a
TelePrompTer, every time George Bush opened his mouth, gibberish
tumbled out.


You still believe Barack Obama has somehow succeeded in fooling every
government and independent examination with his “obviously
Photoshopped” documents. Instead, you rely on Internet gossip,
WorldNetDaily and Jerome Corsi as your sources for “truth.”


Your conservative media spent more air time discussing Michelle Obama
touching the queen of England’s arm than on the economy, the
environment, terrorism and health care combined.


You believe that we should get out of Afghanistan because Obama is
“nation building,” yet for eight straight years of Bush’s bumbling
incompetence there, you kept mum. Therefore, attacking Iraq makes
sense, even though they never threatened us, but finishing off the job
of finding Osama bin Laden; the terrorist who killed 3,000 Americans —
Bush’s original task — is a dumb idea.


You were furious that Barack Obama admitted in France that Americans
have occasionally been “arrogant, dismissive and derisive,” but you
cheered them on when Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld were arrogant,
dismissive and derisive.


You believe that Obama’s $3.6 trillion budget is an outrage, but never
once complained that George Bush turned Bill Clinton’s $300 billion
surplus into a $1.3 trillion deficit. And it never once occurred to
you that Bush deliberately omitted the Iraq and Afghanistan wars from
those statistics, which means Bush’s TRUE deficit was $3.1 trillion.

wrote:


I have never broken a chainsaw, wore out a couple of them though.I
always know where and how to find a lawn mower oil drain plug.
cuhulin


You do realize it's a lot easier to just turn the mower halfway over and
drain from the fill plug, than it is to turn it all the way over, remove
the drain plug, turn it all the way back, taking careful aim, waiting,
then turning it all the way over again to replace the plug, You do
realize this is why a sane person doesn't need to know where the plug on
the bottom is.

"dave" wrote in message
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wrote:


I have never broken a chainsaw, wore out a couple of them though.I
always know where and how to find a lawn mower oil drain plug.
cuhulin


You do realize it's a lot easier to just turn the mower halfway over and
drain from the fill plug, than it is to turn it all the way over, remove
the drain plug, turn it all the way back, taking careful aim, waiting,
then turning it all the way over again to replace the plug, You do realize
this is why a sane person doesn't need to know where the plug on the
bottom is.

Turning over the lawn mower? Is that what my wife has to do to change the
oil?
What a woman!
MikeK :-)

Turn your car over to drain the oil.
I will never buy a lawn mower that does not have an oil drain plug.
cuhulin