On May 9, 3:39*pm, Kevin Alfred Strom
wrote:
On 5/9/2011 6:20 PM, bpnjensen wrote:
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I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).- Hide quoted text -

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LOL! *It moves at the speed the Earth turns (so as to keep up with the
International Date Line), so if you can soup up that car with rocket
engines you just might make it...

At the poles you could keep up with it on foot -- and still have
time for some lengthy SWL sessions and naps.

73,

Kevin, WB4AIO.
--http://nationalvanguard.org/http://kevinalfredstrom.com/

Now there's a man who thinks geographically! :-)

Was it Good?
cuhulin

On May 9, 3:20*pm, bpnjensen wrote:
On May 9, 2:35*pm, dxAce wrote:









dxAce wrote:
bpnjensen wrote:

On May 9, 1:56 pm, dxAce wrote:

I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was
it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly
goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day...
needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their
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Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this
offer -

If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly
possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect
opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever
occurs first ;-)

Does one get the use of a car with that offer?

I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).- Hide quoted text -

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- LOL! *It moves at the speed the Earth turns
- (so as to keep up with the International Date Line),
- so if you can soup up that car with rocket engines
- you just might make it...

So the Good People in Guam [USA] Will Be "Raptured"
http://chariotsoffirewhirlwindsfromh...-rapture-1.jpg
before the Good People in Hawaii [USA] . . .
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/...ure%281%29.jpg

"The Rapture"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

rap a rap a do ~ RHF

Is this the bus to Memphis?
///No, Memphis is flooded out.Take the A-Train///
Will that Train take us to the Rapture?
///Who knows? We are all waiting for the Rapture///
cuhulin

"D. Peter Maus" wrote:

On 5/10/11 11:07 , Joe from Kokomo wrote:
On 5/9/2011 4:30 PM, bpnjensen wrote:
Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has
predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the
Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we
cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch.

It will be soooo interesting to see how Kooktard Kamping will back
peddle / remove the egg from his face when the world is still here
on May 22.

Has anyone but me noticed the irony of a Christian radio network,
broadcasting to a Christian radio audience the countdown to the End
of Days when neither will be there to either broadcast, nor receive
the broadcast?

I hope to be listening on May 22, come Hell or high water in the Mississippi!

On 5/10/11 12:22 , dxAce wrote:


"D. Peter Maus" wrote:

On 5/10/11 11:07 , Joe from Kokomo wrote:
On 5/9/2011 4:30 PM, bpnjensen wrote:
Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has
predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the
Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we
cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch.

It will be soooo interesting to see how Kooktard Kamping will back
peddle / remove the egg from his face when the world is still here
on May 22.

Has anyone but me noticed the irony of a Christian radio network,
broadcasting to a Christian radio audience the countdown to the End
of Days when neither will be there to either broadcast, nor receive
the broadcast?

I hope to be listening on May 22, come Hell or high water in the Mississippi!



LOL!...yeah something tells me that the bride and I will be listening
as well.

On 5/10/2011 12:53 PM, D. Peter Maus wrote:

Has anyone but me noticed the irony of...

Irony? You want to talk irony?

* the kooktards that believe Obama's birth certificate is a fraud...thus
implying they know more than the Wall Street Journal's investigative
reporters.

* the kooktards that think bin Laden is still alive...even though
Al-Qaeda says he's dead.

And here's a couple that *really* peg the ol' Irony Meter:

* Sarah Palin telling Obama to release the pictures and "finish the
job". "Finish the job" coming from the Palin that QUIT her office
mid-term? She has the nerve to tell others to "Finish the job"?

* the kooktards that want to give Bush credit for killing bin Laden.
Yes, the very same George W. Bush that *DISBANDED* the CIA's bin Laden
task force in '04 or '05.

Yup, plenty of irony to go around! LOL!

On 5/10/11 14:18 , Joe from Kokomo wrote:
On 5/10/2011 12:53 PM, D. Peter Maus wrote:

Has anyone but me noticed the irony of...

Irony? You want to talk irony?

* the kooktards


LOL! Wow.

You should be on Name That Tune.

Mississippi River at Memphis has crested, or so they say.It will be
quite a while before they see any difference, as far as the water level
going down.Old Muddy, doing it's thang.
Snakes and Aligators too.
cuhulin

On May 10, 9:54*am, "D. Peter Maus" wrote:
On 5/10/11 11:10 , bpnjensen wrote:

On May 10, 9:07 am, Joe from *wrote:
On 5/9/2011 4:30 PM, bpnjensen wrote:

Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has
predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the
Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we
cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch.

It will be soooo interesting to see how Kooktard Kamping will back
peddle / remove the egg from his face when the world is still here on
May 22.

He'll either claim that his calcs were wrong or that God granted a
reprieve. *Either way, he's right and it's not your place to question
God's authority ;-)

* *He's apparently not read the passage in the Bible that states
that no man may know the day or the time of the Rapture.

Heh! Actually, in Camping's pamphlets he states this very passage
repeatedly just before going on to calculate the day based numerous
*subtle* hints provided by God.