On May 9, 1:56*pm, dxAce wrote:

I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was
it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly
goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day...
needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their
escape.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this
offer -

If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly
possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect
opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever
occurs first ;-)

bpnjensen wrote:

On May 9, 1:56 pm, dxAce wrote:

I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was
it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly
goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day...
needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their
escape.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this
offer -

If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly
possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect
opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever
occurs first ;-)

Does one get the use of a car with that offer?

dxAce wrote:

bpnjensen wrote:

On May 9, 1:56 pm, dxAce wrote:

I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was
it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly
goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day...
needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their
escape.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this
offer -

If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly
possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect
opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever
occurs first ;-)

Does one get the use of a car with that offer?

I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).

On May 9, 2:35*pm, dxAce wrote:
dxAce wrote:
bpnjensen wrote:

On May 9, 1:56 pm, dxAce wrote:

I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was
it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly
goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day...
needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their
escape.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this
offer -

If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly
possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect
opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever
occurs first ;-)

Does one get the use of a car with that offer?

I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

LOL! It moves at the speed the Earth turns (so as to keep up with the
International Date Line), so if you can soup up that car with rocket
engines you just might make it...

On 5/9/2011 6:20 PM, bpnjensen wrote:
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I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

LOL! It moves at the speed the Earth turns (so as to keep up with the
International Date Line), so if you can soup up that car with rocket
engines you just might make it...



At the poles you could keep up with it on foot -- and still have
time for some lengthy SWL sessions and naps.

73,


Kevin, WB4AIO.
--
http://nationalvanguard.org/
http://kevinalfredstrom.com/

On May 9, 3:39*pm, Kevin Alfred Strom
wrote:
On 5/9/2011 6:20 PM, bpnjensen wrote:
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I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

LOL! *It moves at the speed the Earth turns (so as to keep up with the
International Date Line), so if you can soup up that car with rocket
engines you just might make it...

At the poles you could keep up with it on foot -- and still have
time for some lengthy SWL sessions and naps.

73,

Kevin, WB4AIO.
--http://nationalvanguard.org/http://kevinalfredstrom.com/

Now there's a man who thinks geographically! :-)

Was it Good?
cuhulin

On May 9, 3:20*pm, bpnjensen wrote:
On May 9, 2:35*pm, dxAce wrote:









dxAce wrote:
bpnjensen wrote:

On May 9, 1:56 pm, dxAce wrote:

I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was
it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly
goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day...
needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their
escape.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this
offer -

If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly
possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect
opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever
occurs first ;-)

Does one get the use of a car with that offer?

I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

- LOL! *It moves at the speed the Earth turns
- (so as to keep up with the International Date Line),
- so if you can soup up that car with rocket engines
- you just might make it...

So the Good People in Guam [USA] Will Be "Raptured"
http://chariotsoffirewhirlwindsfromh...-rapture-1.jpg
before the Good People in Hawaii [USA] . . .
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/...ure%281%29.jpg

"The Rapture"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

rap a rap a do ~ RHF

Is this the bus to Memphis?
///No, Memphis is flooded out.Take the A-Train///
Will that Train take us to the Rapture?
///Who knows? We are all waiting for the Rapture///
cuhulin