On May 9, 2:35*pm, dxAce wrote:
dxAce wrote:
bpnjensen wrote:

On May 9, 1:56 pm, dxAce wrote:

I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was
it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly
goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day...
needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their
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Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this
offer -

If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly
possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect
opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever
occurs first ;-)

Does one get the use of a car with that offer?

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LOL! It moves at the speed the Earth turns (so as to keep up with the
International Date Line), so if you can soup up that car with rocket
engines you just might make it...