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The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
OK, so you guys have heard of Family Radio, no doubt. Their studios
are just 10 miles from where I live and their main transmitter on HF is in Okeedokee, er Okeechbee, Florida. Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. Anyway, so I'm groovin' along down the street after having gotten a sandwich (vegetarian, of course - God loves animals and does not enjoy seeing them harmed needlessly) and soft drink, and what do I spy but a Family Radio minivan with two very friendly chaps setting up a sign that sayeth, "Judgment Day May 21, 2011." I stop and smile knowingly at this, and one of them energetically hands me several "End Times" brochures and a handful of spanking new full-color business cards with glossy overcoat that also declare as much. Well - What can I say? What can I do? I am dumbfounded and amused as I, an ordinary shortwave radio enthusiast and occasional listener to the Family Radio interval signal (as it covers up the desired signals from Pakistan or Bhutan), am CHOSEN by Harold Camping's hand-selected assistants to receive the Word and also to pass out the Word on fancy little business cards! It must be a sign, a revelation, a not-so- subtle message from the great beyond that, for the next 12 days, it is my predestiny to proseletyze profoundly on this preposterously proven prostitution, er, I mean, postulation. So there you have it, the story of my improbable conversion to TBOTET (True Believer of the End Times) and chosen cherub of chicanery. I will have photos up of the business cards later so that you, too, can become a convert. (These cards will also be nice souvenirs of interesting times when we reach May 22, 2011 without substantial transsubstantiation ;-) Somebody's humble servant (we won't say whose ;-), Bruce Jensen (CA - USA) |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
bpnjensen wrote: OK, so you guys have heard of Family Radio, no doubt. Their studios are just 10 miles from where I live and their main transmitter on HF is in Okeedokee, er Okeechbee, Florida. Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. Anyway, so I'm groovin' along down the street after having gotten a sandwich (vegetarian, of course - God loves animals and does not enjoy seeing them harmed needlessly) and soft drink, and what do I spy but a Family Radio minivan with two very friendly chaps setting up a sign that sayeth, "Judgment Day May 21, 2011." I stop and smile knowingly at this, and one of them energetically hands me several "End Times" brochures and a handful of spanking new full-color business cards with glossy overcoat that also declare as much. Well - What can I say? What can I do? I am dumbfounded and amused as I, an ordinary shortwave radio enthusiast and occasional listener to the Family Radio interval signal (as it covers up the desired signals from Pakistan or Bhutan), am CHOSEN by Harold Camping's hand-selected assistants to receive the Word and also to pass out the Word on fancy little business cards! It must be a sign, a revelation, a not-so- subtle message from the great beyond that, for the next 12 days, it is my predestiny to proseletyze profoundly on this preposterously proven prostitution, er, I mean, postulation. So there you have it, the story of my improbable conversion to TBOTET (True Believer of the End Times) and chosen cherub of chicanery. I will have photos up of the business cards later so that you, too, can become a convert. (These cards will also be nice souvenirs of interesting times when we reach May 22, 2011 without substantial transsubstantiation ;-) Somebody's humble servant (we won't say whose ;-), Oh my, this just might disrupt the Preakness on May, 21. Do horses get to take part in the Rapture? dxAce Michigan USA |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On May 9, 1:47*pm, dxAce wrote:
bpnjensen wrote: OK, so you guys have heard of Family Radio, no doubt. *Their studios are just 10 miles from where I live and their main transmitter on HF is in Okeedokee, er Okeechbee, Florida. *Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. Anyway, so I'm groovin' along down the street after having gotten a sandwich (vegetarian, of course - God loves animals and does not enjoy seeing them harmed needlessly) and soft drink, and what do I spy but a Family Radio minivan with two very friendly chaps setting up a sign that sayeth, "Judgment Day May 21, 2011." *I stop and smile knowingly at this, and one of them energetically hands me several "End Times" brochures and a handful of spanking new full-color business cards with glossy overcoat that also declare as much. Well - What can I say? *What can I do? *I am dumbfounded and amused as I, an ordinary shortwave radio enthusiast and occasional listener to the Family Radio interval signal (as it covers up the desired signals from Pakistan or Bhutan), am CHOSEN by Harold Camping's hand-selected assistants to receive the Word and also to pass out the Word on fancy little business cards! *It must be a sign, a revelation, a not-so- subtle message from the great beyond that, for the next 12 days, it is my predestiny to proseletyze profoundly on this preposterously proven prostitution, er, I mean, postulation. So there you have it, the story of my improbable conversion to TBOTET (True Believer of the End Times) and chosen cherub of chicanery. *I will have photos up of the business cards later so that you, too, can become a convert. *(These cards will also be nice souvenirs of interesting times when we reach May 22, 2011 without substantial transsubstantiation ;-) Somebody's humble servant (we won't say whose ;-), Oh my, this just might disrupt the Preakness on May, 21. Do horses get to take part in the Rapture? dxAce Michigan USA- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Horses grow wings and fly to Heaven with the (good) jockeys on their backs! |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
bpnjensen wrote: On May 9, 1:47 pm, dxAce wrote: bpnjensen wrote: OK, so you guys have heard of Family Radio, no doubt. Their studios are just 10 miles from where I live and their main transmitter on HF is in Okeedokee, er Okeechbee, Florida. Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. Anyway, so I'm groovin' along down the street after having gotten a sandwich (vegetarian, of course - God loves animals and does not enjoy seeing them harmed needlessly) and soft drink, and what do I spy but a Family Radio minivan with two very friendly chaps setting up a sign that sayeth, "Judgment Day May 21, 2011." I stop and smile knowingly at this, and one of them energetically hands me several "End Times" brochures and a handful of spanking new full-color business cards with glossy overcoat that also declare as much. Well - What can I say? What can I do? I am dumbfounded and amused as I, an ordinary shortwave radio enthusiast and occasional listener to the Family Radio interval signal (as it covers up the desired signals from Pakistan or Bhutan), am CHOSEN by Harold Camping's hand-selected assistants to receive the Word and also to pass out the Word on fancy little business cards! It must be a sign, a revelation, a not-so- subtle message from the great beyond that, for the next 12 days, it is my predestiny to proseletyze profoundly on this preposterously proven prostitution, er, I mean, postulation. So there you have it, the story of my improbable conversion to TBOTET (True Believer of the End Times) and chosen cherub of chicanery. I will have photos up of the business cards later so that you, too, can become a convert. (These cards will also be nice souvenirs of interesting times when we reach May 22, 2011 without substantial transsubstantiation ;-) Somebody's humble servant (we won't say whose ;-), Oh my, this just might disrupt the Preakness on May, 21. Do horses get to take part in the Rapture? dxAce Michigan USA- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Horses grow wings and fly to Heaven with the (good) jockeys on their backs! I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day... needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their escape. |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On May 9, 1:56*pm, dxAce wrote:
I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day... needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their escape.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this offer - If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever occurs first ;-) |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/9/2011 1:56 PM, dxAce wrote:
... I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day... needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their escape. I wonder if there is a correlation between the ones holding devouted beliefs in the "anointed one" -- "barack obama AKA barry soetoro" the , "magic negro" made famous by rush limbaugh? Looks like the same mental disorder -- and summed up by the old saying, fools and their money are soon parted. But then, welfare steps in and saves 'em, so you don't have to feel too sorry for them ... Regards, JS |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
bpnjensen wrote: On May 9, 1:56 pm, dxAce wrote: I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day... needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their escape.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this offer - If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever occurs first ;-) Does one get the use of a car with that offer? |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
dxAce wrote: bpnjensen wrote: On May 9, 1:56 pm, dxAce wrote: I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day... needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their escape.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this offer - If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever occurs first ;-) Does one get the use of a car with that offer? I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture). |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On May 9, 2:35*pm, dxAce wrote:
dxAce wrote: bpnjensen wrote: On May 9, 1:56 pm, dxAce wrote: I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day... needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their escape.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this offer - If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever occurs first ;-) Does one get the use of a car with that offer? I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - LOL! It moves at the speed the Earth turns (so as to keep up with the International Date Line), so if you can soup up that car with rocket engines you just might make it... |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/9/2011 6:20 PM, bpnjensen wrote:
[...] I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - LOL! It moves at the speed the Earth turns (so as to keep up with the International Date Line), so if you can soup up that car with rocket engines you just might make it... At the poles you could keep up with it on foot -- and still have time for some lengthy SWL sessions and naps. 73, Kevin, WB4AIO. -- http://nationalvanguard.org/ http://kevinalfredstrom.com/ |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On May 9, 3:39*pm, Kevin Alfred Strom
wrote: On 5/9/2011 6:20 PM, bpnjensen wrote: [...] I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - LOL! *It moves at the speed the Earth turns (so as to keep up with the International Date Line), so if you can soup up that car with rocket engines you just might make it... At the poles you could keep up with it on foot -- and still have time for some lengthy SWL sessions and naps. 73, Kevin, WB4AIO. --http://nationalvanguard.org/http://kevinalfredstrom.com/ Now there's a man who thinks geographically! :-) |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
Was it Good?
cuhulin |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On May 9, 3:20*pm, bpnjensen wrote:
On May 9, 2:35*pm, dxAce wrote: dxAce wrote: bpnjensen wrote: On May 9, 1:56 pm, dxAce wrote: I recall my grandmother telling me of an event in Indiana where some (or was it just one?) charlatans scammed folks into selling their property and worldly goods to finally await the rapture on top of some barns on a particular day... needless to say, the folks waited patiently as the charlatan(s) made their escape.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Hey, I'm not joking - I am serious - so much so, that I make this offer - If any person (hopefully wealthy) gives me all his money and earthly possessions, I promise to feed, clothe and shelter him/her in perfect opulent comfort until the Rapture or Midnight, May 21, 2011, whichever occurs first ;-) Does one get the use of a car with that offer? I was thinking that if I drove fast enough I could beat the Rap(ture).- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - - LOL! *It moves at the speed the Earth turns - (so as to keep up with the International Date Line), - so if you can soup up that car with rocket engines - you just might make it... So the Good People in Guam [USA] Will Be "Raptured" http://chariotsoffirewhirlwindsfromh...-rapture-1.jpg before the Good People in Hawaii [USA] . . . http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/...ure%281%29.jpg "The Rapture" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture rap a rap a do ~ RHF |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
Is this the bus to Memphis?
///No, Memphis is flooded out.Take the A-Train/// Will that Train take us to the Rapture? ///Who knows? We are all waiting for the Rapture/// cuhulin |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
"D. Peter Maus" wrote: On 5/10/11 11:07 , Joe from Kokomo wrote: On 5/9/2011 4:30 PM, bpnjensen wrote: Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. It will be soooo interesting to see how Kooktard Kamping will back peddle / remove the egg from his face when the world is still here on May 22. Has anyone but me noticed the irony of a Christian radio network, broadcasting to a Christian radio audience the countdown to the End of Days when neither will be there to either broadcast, nor receive the broadcast? I hope to be listening on May 22, come Hell or high water in the Mississippi! |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/10/11 12:22 , dxAce wrote:
"D. Peter Maus" wrote: On 5/10/11 11:07 , Joe from Kokomo wrote: On 5/9/2011 4:30 PM, bpnjensen wrote: Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. It will be soooo interesting to see how Kooktard Kamping will back peddle / remove the egg from his face when the world is still here on May 22. Has anyone but me noticed the irony of a Christian radio network, broadcasting to a Christian radio audience the countdown to the End of Days when neither will be there to either broadcast, nor receive the broadcast? I hope to be listening on May 22, come Hell or high water in the Mississippi! LOL!...yeah something tells me that the bride and I will be listening as well. |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/10/2011 12:53 PM, D. Peter Maus wrote:
Has anyone but me noticed the irony of... Irony? You want to talk irony? * the kooktards that believe Obama's birth certificate is a fraud...thus implying they know more than the Wall Street Journal's investigative reporters. * the kooktards that think bin Laden is still alive...even though Al-Qaeda says he's dead. And here's a couple that *really* peg the ol' Irony Meter: * Sarah Palin telling Obama to release the pictures and "finish the job". "Finish the job" coming from the Palin that QUIT her office mid-term? She has the nerve to tell others to "Finish the job"? * the kooktards that want to give Bush credit for killing bin Laden. Yes, the very same George W. Bush that *DISBANDED* the CIA's bin Laden task force in '04 or '05. Yup, plenty of irony to go around! LOL! |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/10/11 14:18 , Joe from Kokomo wrote:
On 5/10/2011 12:53 PM, D. Peter Maus wrote: Has anyone but me noticed the irony of... Irony? You want to talk irony? * the kooktards LOL! Wow. You should be on Name That Tune. |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
Mississippi River at Memphis has crested, or so they say.It will be
quite a while before they see any difference, as far as the water level going down.Old Muddy, doing it's thang. Snakes and Aligators too. cuhulin |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On May 10, 9:54*am, "D. Peter Maus" wrote:
On 5/10/11 11:10 , bpnjensen wrote: On May 10, 9:07 am, Joe from *wrote: On 5/9/2011 4:30 PM, bpnjensen wrote: Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. It will be soooo interesting to see how Kooktard Kamping will back peddle / remove the egg from his face when the world is still here on May 22. He'll either claim that his calcs were wrong or that God granted a reprieve. *Either way, he's right and it's not your place to question God's authority ;-) * *He's apparently not read the passage in the Bible that states that no man may know the day or the time of the Rapture. Heh! Actually, in Camping's pamphlets he states this very passage repeatedly just before going on to calculate the day based numerous *subtle* hints provided by God. |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/10/2011 12:18 PM, Joe from Kokomo wrote:
... Irony? You want to talk irony? ... When I was very young, we lived on a large acreage in the country. The well water tasted very "ironey." My father had a large SS tank on a trailer he would bring town water to the house in, for drinking and cooking. You only think you are talking IRONEY! Regards, JS |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On May 9, 4:30*pm, bpnjensen wrote:
OK, so you guys have heard of Family Radio, no doubt. *Their studios are just 10 miles from where I live and their main transmitter on HF is in Okeedokee, er Okeechbee, Florida. *Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. Anyway, so I'm groovin' along down the street after having gotten a sandwich (vegetarian, of course - God loves animals and does not enjoy seeing them harmed needlessly) and soft drink, and what do I spy but a Family Radio minivan with two very friendly chaps setting up a sign that sayeth, "Judgment Day May 21, 2011." *I stop and smile knowingly at this, and one of them energetically hands me several "End Times" brochures and a handful of spanking new full-color business cards with glossy overcoat that also declare as much. Well - What can I say? *What can I do? *I am dumbfounded and amused as I, an ordinary shortwave radio enthusiast and occasional listener to the Family Radio interval signal (as it covers up the desired signals from Pakistan or Bhutan), am CHOSEN by Harold Camping's hand-selected assistants to receive the Word and also to pass out the Word on fancy little business cards! *It must be a sign, a revelation, a not-so- subtle message from the great beyond that, for the next 12 days, it is my predestiny to proseletyze profoundly on this preposterously proven prostitution, er, I mean, postulation. So there you have it, the story of my improbable conversion to TBOTET (True Believer of the End Times) and chosen cherub of chicanery. *I will have photos up of the business cards later so that you, too, can become a convert. *(These cards will also be nice souvenirs of interesting times when we reach May 22, 2011 without substantial transsubstantiation ;-) Somebody's humble servant (we won't say whose ;-), Bruce Jensen (CA - USA) The world doesn't even officially BEGIN until the summer of 2015. So, I don't think we have anything to worry about this coming May. |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/10/11 15:10 , bpnjensen wrote:
On May 10, 9:54 am, "D. Peter wrote: On 5/10/11 11:10 , bpnjensen wrote: On May 10, 9:07 am, Joe from wrote: On 5/9/2011 4:30 PM, bpnjensen wrote: Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. It will be soooo interesting to see how Kooktard Kamping will back peddle / remove the egg from his face when the world is still here on May 22. He'll either claim that his calcs were wrong or that God granted a reprieve. Either way, he's right and it's not your place to question God's authority ;-) He's apparently not read the passage in the Bible that states that no man may know the day or the time of the Rapture. Heh! Actually, in Camping's pamphlets he states this very passage repeatedly just before going on to calculate the day based numerous *subtle* hints provided by God. Of course. Why am I not surprised. |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On May 10, 1:17*pm, Steve wrote:
On May 9, 4:30*pm, bpnjensen wrote: OK, so you guys have heard of Family Radio, no doubt. *Their studios are just 10 miles from where I live and their main transmitter on HF is in Okeedokee, er Okeechbee, Florida. *Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. Anyway, so I'm groovin' along down the street after having gotten a sandwich (vegetarian, of course - God loves animals and does not enjoy seeing them harmed needlessly) and soft drink, and what do I spy but a Family Radio minivan with two very friendly chaps setting up a sign that sayeth, "Judgment Day May 21, 2011." *I stop and smile knowingly at this, and one of them energetically hands me several "End Times" brochures and a handful of spanking new full-color business cards with glossy overcoat that also declare as much. Well - What can I say? *What can I do? *I am dumbfounded and amused as I, an ordinary shortwave radio enthusiast and occasional listener to the Family Radio interval signal (as it covers up the desired signals from Pakistan or Bhutan), am CHOSEN by Harold Camping's hand-selected assistants to receive the Word and also to pass out the Word on fancy little business cards! *It must be a sign, a revelation, a not-so- subtle message from the great beyond that, for the next 12 days, it is my predestiny to proseletyze profoundly on this preposterously proven prostitution, er, I mean, postulation. So there you have it, the story of my improbable conversion to TBOTET (True Believer of the End Times) and chosen cherub of chicanery. *I will have photos up of the business cards later so that you, too, can become a convert. *(These cards will also be nice souvenirs of interesting times when we reach May 22, 2011 without substantial transsubstantiation ;-) Somebody's humble servant (we won't say whose ;-), Bruce Jensen (CA - USA) The world doesn't even officially BEGIN until the summer of 2015. So, I don't think we have anything to worry about this coming May.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Killjoy! ;-) |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/10/2011 8:44 PM, RHF wrote:
... -ps- so... don't get 'left-behind' ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind_%28series%29 . . I'd like to grab the gnarled and hoary old "buggard" (a cross between a bug and a *******) by his bridge-like-troll-ear and RAP-ture him along side the head with a ball-peen hammer! And, I would only go gentle on him, like that, because of his age and mental limitations! Regards, JS |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On May 10, 10:38*pm, John Smith wrote:
On 5/10/2011 8:44 PM, RHF wrote: * ... -ps- so... don't get 'left-behind' ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind_%28series%29 * . * . - I'd like to grab the gnarled and hoary old "buggard" (a cross between a - bug and a *******) by his bridge-like-troll-ear and RAP-ture him along - side the head with a ball-peen hammer! - - And, I would only go gentle on him, like that, because of his age and - mental limitations! - - Regards, - JS "JS" - Clearly You Have Made Dinner Reservations for The-Day-After ...as... There is No Doubt that you will be One of the "Left-Behind" . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind_%28series%29 |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/11/2011 2:35 AM, RHF wrote:
... "JS" - Clearly You Have Made Dinner Reservations for The-Day-After ...as... There is No Doubt that you will be One of the "Left-Behind" . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind_%28series%29 . . Worse than that, if property prices hadn't dropped to the point where you can purchase a home with the change in your pocket, I'd take out a forty-year mortgage, JUST THE DAY BEFORE! :-) :-) :-) All kidding, I can take a look at the complexities and problems with having life "spontaneously generate" and, instead of a leap of faith into such, I choose to leap in the direction of a mind having made a creation(s) and left evidence in its' existence ... :-) Regards, JS |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/11/2011 2:35 AM, RHF wrote:
... - I'd like to grab the gnarled and hoary old "buggard" (a cross between a - bug and a *******) by his bridge-like-troll-ear and RAP-ture him along - side the head with a ball-peen hammer! - - And, I would only go gentle on him, like that, because of his age and - mental limitations! - - Regards, - JS "JS" - Clearly You Have Made Dinner Reservations for The-Day-After ...as... There is No Doubt that you will be One of the "Left-Behind" . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind_%28series%29 . . Let me put my statement in perspective: Matthew 24:36, King James Bible: "But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." Now, he sets his knowledge above his Gods'. I mean ... that is beyond rational description ... unless his bible is one I am not familiar with. Regards, JS |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On May 11, 11:59*pm, John Smith wrote:
On 5/11/2011 8:47 PM, wrote: *... Let me put my statement in perspective: Matthew 24:36, King James Bible: "But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." Now, he sets his knowledge above his Gods'. I mean ... that is beyond rational description ... unless his bible is one I am not familiar with. Regards, JS- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - KJV Bible is not complete . Many sections/parts of the previous text(s) weren't included . And that's the way it was done . Obfuscation though suggestive suspicion?: New International Version (©1984) "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. New Living Translation (©2007) "However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows. English Standard Version (©2001) “But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only. New American Standard Bible (©1995) "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone. International Standard Version (©2008) "No one knows when that day or hour will come-not the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father, GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995) "No one knows when that day or hour will come. Even the angels in heaven and the Son don't know. Only the Father knows. King James Bible But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. American King James Version But of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. American Standard Version But of that day and hour knoweth no one, not even the angels of heaven, neither the Son, but the Father only. Bible in Basic English But of that day and hour no one has knowledge, not even the angels in heaven, or the Son, but the Father only. Douay-Rheims Bible But of that day and hour no one knoweth, not the angels of heaven, but the Father alone. Darby Bible Translation But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of the heavens, but my Father alone. English Revised Version But of that day and hour knoweth no one, not even the angels of heaven, neither the Son, but the Father only. Webster's Bible Translation But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. Weymouth New Testament "But as to that day and the exact time no one knows--not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone. World English Bible But no one knows of that day and hour, not even the angels of heaven, but my Father only. Young's Literal Translation 'And concerning that day and the hour no one hath known -- not even the messengers of the heavens -- except my Father only; ... * and * ... Mark 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Acts 1:7 He said to them: "It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority. Regards, JS- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - So which is the original ? ? ? |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
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The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/12/2011 12:08 PM, John Smith wrote:
On 5/12/2011 3:44 AM, Kevin Alfred Strom wrote: ... Since it's all made up, in a sense there is no original -- except in the imaginations of the authors. It's like asking "What did Alice _really_ say to the Red Queen?" With every good wish, Kevin, WB4AIO. I would say you make the exact mistake which the narrow minded make on any given subject. You think yourself to know, things which you cannot possibly know, yet, with the present state of knowledge. Any race which would visit us and suggest they where "GODS", and were but a few thousand years ahead of us, 5,000 - 10,000, would be entirely able to convince us they were "GODS" -- their technology would simply allow them to do all the things which "GODS" do. I see the possibility that where it would be possible for a race to be a billion years ahead of us, give or take. And, the inception, the creation, the very first living organism, even if single celled, requires so many factors, and so many extremely complex design considerations, to have all come together all within a very time critical period, and in such an exactly defined technical arrangement and order, as too virtually, at least in our present state of understanding, be strongly suggestive that some form of higher intelligence was involved in our design and creation. And, if I am correct in my analysis, Einstein was an agnostic -- he simply knew he didn't know enough, yet ... Regards, JS Well, even if you're right about all that -- and you may be -- that doesn't change the fact that the small fraction of the thousands of crazy Middle Eastern miracle books that the dominant sect chose as "canonical" are about as likely to be uniquely inspired by God as are the collected works of the Amazing Kreskin. With my best regards, Kevin Alfred Strom. -- http://nationalvanguard.org/ http://kevinalfredstrom.com/ |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/12/2011 10:31 AM, Kevin Alfred Strom wrote:
On 5/12/2011 12:08 PM, John Smith wrote: On 5/12/2011 3:44 AM, Kevin Alfred Strom wrote: ... Since it's all made up, in a sense there is no original -- except in the imaginations of the authors. It's like asking "What did Alice _really_ say to the Red Queen?" With every good wish, Kevin, WB4AIO. I would say you make the exact mistake which the narrow minded make on any given subject. You think yourself to know, things which you cannot possibly know, yet, with the present state of knowledge. Any race which would visit us and suggest they where "GODS", and were but a few thousand years ahead of us, 5,000 - 10,000, would be entirely able to convince us they were "GODS" -- their technology would simply allow them to do all the things which "GODS" do. I see the possibility that where it would be possible for a race to be a billion years ahead of us, give or take. And, the inception, the creation, the very first living organism, even if single celled, requires so many factors, and so many extremely complex design considerations, to have all come together all within a very time critical period, and in such an exactly defined technical arrangement and order, as too virtually, at least in our present state of understanding, be strongly suggestive that some form of higher intelligence was involved in our design and creation. And, if I am correct in my analysis, Einstein was an agnostic -- he simply knew he didn't know enough, yet ... Regards, JS Well, even if you're right about all that -- and you may be -- that doesn't change the fact that the small fraction of the thousands of crazy Middle Eastern miracle books that the dominant sect chose as "canonical" are about as likely to be uniquely inspired by God as are the collected works of the Amazing Kreskin. With my best regards, Kevin Alfred Strom. There is no proof that the bible was "divinely inspired", at the present time, I can't imagine where such proof could be had -- for that a leap of faith is required ... one I have great difficulty in making, though I keep an open mind, and looking ... I am just able to manage, a mind greater than our own is a likely candidate for our existence. Regards, JS |
The Great "Rapture" Smack-Down a Shortwave Radio Event !
On May 9, 1:30*pm, bpnjensen wrote:
OK, so you guys have heard of Family Radio, no doubt. *Their studios are just 10 miles from where I live and their main transmitter on HF is in Okeedokee, er Okeechbee, Florida. *Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. Anyway, so I'm groovin' along down the street after having gotten a sandwich (vegetarian, of course - God loves animals and does not enjoy seeing them harmed needlessly) and soft drink, and what do I spy but a Family Radio minivan with two very friendly chaps setting up a sign that sayeth, "Judgment Day May 21, 2011." *I stop and smile knowingly at this, and one of them energetically hands me several "End Times" brochures and a handful of spanking new full-color business cards with glossy overcoat that also declare as much. Well - What can I say? *What can I do? *I am dumbfounded and amused as I, an ordinary shortwave radio enthusiast and occasional listener to the Family Radio interval signal (as it covers up the desired signals from Pakistan or Bhutan), am CHOSEN by Harold Camping's hand-selected assistants to receive the Word and also to pass out the Word on fancy little business cards! *It must be a sign, a revelation, a not-so- subtle message from the great beyond that, for the next 12 days, it is my predestiny to proseletyze profoundly on this preposterously proven prostitution, er, I mean, postulation. So there you have it, the story of my improbable conversion to TBOTET (True Believer of the End Times) and chosen cherub of chicanery. *I will have photos up of the business cards later so that you, too, can become a convert. *(These cards will also be nice souvenirs of interesting times when we reach May 22, 2011 without substantial transsubstantiation ;-) Somebody's humble servant (we won't say whose ;-), Bruce Jensen (CA - USA) Brother Star was a Preaching -a'gin- Brother Camping last night on the Shortwave Radio on 5890 kHz WWCR saying ONLY a Prophet-of-God could predict the Last Day; and that Brother Camping was not a prophet. The Overcomer Ministry with Brother Stair [PoG] http://www.overcomerministry.org/ |
The Great "Rapture" Smack-Down a Shortwave Radio Event !
On 5/12/2011 3:51 PM, RHF wrote:
On May 9, 1:30 pm, wrote: OK, so you guys have heard of Family Radio, no doubt. Their studios are just 10 miles from where I live and their main transmitter on HF is in Okeedokee, er Okeechbee, Florida. Harold Camping, the founder and genius behind Family Radio, has predicted with stunning accuracy and without overt prophecy from the Almighty, that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011, although we cannot yet tell if it will be before or after lunch. Anyway, so I'm groovin' along down the street after having gotten a sandwich (vegetarian, of course - God loves animals and does not enjoy seeing them harmed needlessly) and soft drink, and what do I spy but a Family Radio minivan with two very friendly chaps setting up a sign that sayeth, "Judgment Day May 21, 2011." I stop and smile knowingly at this, and one of them energetically hands me several "End Times" brochures and a handful of spanking new full-color business cards with glossy overcoat that also declare as much. Well - What can I say? What can I do? I am dumbfounded and amused as I, an ordinary shortwave radio enthusiast and occasional listener to the Family Radio interval signal (as it covers up the desired signals from Pakistan or Bhutan), am CHOSEN by Harold Camping's hand-selected assistants to receive the Word and also to pass out the Word on fancy little business cards! It must be a sign, a revelation, a not-so- subtle message from the great beyond that, for the next 12 days, it is my predestiny to proseletyze profoundly on this preposterously proven prostitution, er, I mean, postulation. So there you have it, the story of my improbable conversion to TBOTET (True Believer of the End Times) and chosen cherub of chicanery. I will have photos up of the business cards later so that you, too, can become a convert. (These cards will also be nice souvenirs of interesting times when we reach May 22, 2011 without substantial transsubstantiation ;-) Somebody's humble servant (we won't say whose ;-), Bruce Jensen (CA - USA) Brother Star was a Preaching -a'gin- Brother Camping last night on the Shortwave Radio on 5890 kHz WWCR saying ONLY a Prophet-of-God could predict the Last Day; and that Brother Camping was not a prophet. The Overcomer Ministry with Brother Stair [PoG] http://www.overcomerministry.org/ . WWCR Shortwave Program Schedule http://www.wwcr.com/program-guides/W...gram_Guide.pdf Transmitter # 4 for the Overcomer Ministry with Brother Stair [PoG] 5890& 9890 kHz . WYFR : Family Radio World Wide with Brother Camping http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html * The Judgement Day 21 Mayo 2011 {Commercial} http://www.familyradio.com/may21/ . yes - i heard hear it on the short-wavy ray-di-oh ~ RHF Twain Harte, CA -USA- : http://tinyurl.com/2fn6xog Grundig Satellit 800-M Receiver . Shortwave Listener QSL Reports : http://tinyurl.com/2d9qlq http://www.google.com/group/shortwav...er-qsl-reports . - = 2FN6XOG = -& - = 2D9QLQ = - . . I would think that those who claim the bible is correct would correctly stay to its' claims ... no MAN is to know, unless the prophet is some angel or alien, they seem to only mock themselves! Regards, JS |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 05/12/2011 05:49 PM, John Smith wrote:
There is no proof that the bible was "divinely inspired", at the present time, I can't imagine where such proof could be had -- for that a leap of faith is required ... one I have great difficulty in making, though I keep an open mind, and looking ... I am just able to manage, a mind greater than our own is a likely candidate for our existence. The first thing the Levantine god said was "Let there be light". The first thing Aryan Gaia said was :"Oooops!" The Levantine god is dead because like a stone, he does not change. Gaia is alive because like all live, She is evolving. She does not really know what She had in mind at the start when She emerged out of primordial Chaos, and has been winging it ever since. That we are here is an accident, but we've been making do and growing up, and now its time to put away childish visions of a father god. |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/12/2011 5:45 PM, Day Brown wrote:
... The first thing the Levantine god said was "Let there be light". The first thing Aryan Gaia said was :"Oooops!" The Levantine god is dead because like a stone, he does not change. Gaia is alive because like all live, She is evolving. She does not really know what She had in mind at the start when She emerged out of primordial Chaos, and has been winging it ever since. That we are here is an accident, but we've been making do and growing up, and now its time to put away childish visions of a father god. Whatever intelligence that/would has/have "emerged out of primordial chaos" is God, DUH. Unless God has a mate, which he, she, or anyone else, for that matter, has not mentioned, any application of he/she would be meaningless, at least to myself. Accidents only happen when humans are involved ... undoubtedly, the universe is unfolding just as it should in a way of "proper and good" which is above our judgment, intervention and manipulation. I don't believe "evolution", in the grand scheme of things, is a stand alone item, rather just a designed function of the grand design. Whenever you see a pile of rocks, it is impossible to determine if nature or man has piled those rocks. However, when you see a pile of rocks which look like, and serves all the functions of a castle, you can damn well be certain it is man made .... so does God leave such signatures ... Regards, JS |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/12/2011 6:49 PM, John Smith wrote:
On 5/12/2011 10:31 AM, Kevin Alfred Strom wrote: On 5/12/2011 12:08 PM, John Smith wrote: On 5/12/2011 3:44 AM, Kevin Alfred Strom wrote: ... Since it's all made up, in a sense there is no original -- except in the imaginations of the authors. It's like asking "What did Alice _really_ say to the Red Queen?" With every good wish, Kevin, WB4AIO. I would say you make the exact mistake which the narrow minded make on any given subject. You think yourself to know, things which you cannot possibly know, yet, with the present state of knowledge. Any race which would visit us and suggest they where "GODS", and were but a few thousand years ahead of us, 5,000 - 10,000, would be entirely able to convince us they were "GODS" -- their technology would simply allow them to do all the things which "GODS" do. I see the possibility that where it would be possible for a race to be a billion years ahead of us, give or take. And, the inception, the creation, the very first living organism, even if single celled, requires so many factors, and so many extremely complex design considerations, to have all come together all within a very time critical period, and in such an exactly defined technical arrangement and order, as too virtually, at least in our present state of understanding, be strongly suggestive that some form of higher intelligence was involved in our design and creation. And, if I am correct in my analysis, Einstein was an agnostic -- he simply knew he didn't know enough, yet ... Regards, JS Well, even if you're right about all that -- and you may be -- that doesn't change the fact that the small fraction of the thousands of crazy Middle Eastern miracle books that the dominant sect chose as "canonical" are about as likely to be uniquely inspired by God as are the collected works of the Amazing Kreskin. With my best regards, Kevin Alfred Strom. There is no proof that the bible was "divinely inspired", at the present time, I can't imagine where such proof could be had -- for that a leap of faith is required ... one I have great difficulty in making, though I keep an open mind, and looking ... I am just able to manage, a mind greater than our own is a likely candidate for our existence. Regards, JS Yes. I don't claim to know, but I think that there is a strong possibility that that mind may only exist in the part of timespace that we call the future. And I also think there is a distinct possibility that events in the future can determine events in the past -- that timespace folds back upon itself, like a variation of Nietzsche's eternal recurrence, or, as our ancestors believed, time is cyclical. With my very best, Kevin Alfred Strom. -- http://nationalvanguard.org/ http://kevinalfredstrom.com/ |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
Kevin Alfred Strom wrote: On 5/12/2011 6:49 PM, John Smith wrote: On 5/12/2011 10:31 AM, Kevin Alfred Strom wrote: On 5/12/2011 12:08 PM, John Smith wrote: On 5/12/2011 3:44 AM, Kevin Alfred Strom wrote: ... Since it's all made up, in a sense there is no original -- except in the imaginations of the authors. It's like asking "What did Alice _really_ say to the Red Queen?" With every good wish, Kevin, WB4AIO. I would say you make the exact mistake which the narrow minded make on any given subject. You think yourself to know, things which you cannot possibly know, yet, with the present state of knowledge. Any race which would visit us and suggest they where "GODS", and were but a few thousand years ahead of us, 5,000 - 10,000, would be entirely able to convince us they were "GODS" -- their technology would simply allow them to do all the things which "GODS" do. I see the possibility that where it would be possible for a race to be a billion years ahead of us, give or take. And, the inception, the creation, the very first living organism, even if single celled, requires so many factors, and so many extremely complex design considerations, to have all come together all within a very time critical period, and in such an exactly defined technical arrangement and order, as too virtually, at least in our present state of understanding, be strongly suggestive that some form of higher intelligence was involved in our design and creation. And, if I am correct in my analysis, Einstein was an agnostic -- he simply knew he didn't know enough, yet ... Regards, JS Well, even if you're right about all that -- and you may be -- that doesn't change the fact that the small fraction of the thousands of crazy Middle Eastern miracle books that the dominant sect chose as "canonical" are about as likely to be uniquely inspired by God as are the collected works of the Amazing Kreskin. With my best regards, Kevin Alfred Strom. There is no proof that the bible was "divinely inspired", at the present time, I can't imagine where such proof could be had -- for that a leap of faith is required ... one I have great difficulty in making, though I keep an open mind, and looking ... I am just able to manage, a mind greater than our own is a likely candidate for our existence. Regards, JS Yes. I don't claim to know, but I think that there is a strong possibility that that mind may only exist in the part of timespace that we call the future. And I also think there is a distinct possibility that events in the future can determine events in the past -- that timespace folds back upon itself, like a variation of Nietzsche's eternal recurrence, or, as our ancestors believed, time is cyclical. What go's around comes around? |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 5/13/2011 8:43 AM, dxAce wrote:
Kevin Alfred Strom wrote: On 5/12/2011 6:49 PM, John Smith wrote: On 5/12/2011 10:31 AM, Kevin Alfred Strom wrote: On 5/12/2011 12:08 PM, John Smith wrote: On 5/12/2011 3:44 AM, Kevin Alfred Strom wrote: ... Since it's all made up, in a sense there is no original -- except in the imaginations of the authors. It's like asking "What did Alice _really_ say to the Red Queen?" With every good wish, Kevin, WB4AIO. I would say you make the exact mistake which the narrow minded make on any given subject. You think yourself to know, things which you cannot possibly know, yet, with the present state of knowledge. Any race which would visit us and suggest they where "GODS", and were but a few thousand years ahead of us, 5,000 - 10,000, would be entirely able to convince us they were "GODS" -- their technology would simply allow them to do all the things which "GODS" do. I see the possibility that where it would be possible for a race to be a billion years ahead of us, give or take. And, the inception, the creation, the very first living organism, even if single celled, requires so many factors, and so many extremely complex design considerations, to have all come together all within a very time critical period, and in such an exactly defined technical arrangement and order, as too virtually, at least in our present state of understanding, be strongly suggestive that some form of higher intelligence was involved in our design and creation. And, if I am correct in my analysis, Einstein was an agnostic -- he simply knew he didn't know enough, yet ... Regards, JS Well, even if you're right about all that -- and you may be -- that doesn't change the fact that the small fraction of the thousands of crazy Middle Eastern miracle books that the dominant sect chose as "canonical" are about as likely to be uniquely inspired by God as are the collected works of the Amazing Kreskin. With my best regards, Kevin Alfred Strom. There is no proof that the bible was "divinely inspired", at the present time, I can't imagine where such proof could be had -- for that a leap of faith is required ... one I have great difficulty in making, though I keep an open mind, and looking ... I am just able to manage, a mind greater than our own is a likely candidate for our existence. Regards, JS Yes. I don't claim to know, but I think that there is a strong possibility that that mind may only exist in the part of timespace that we call the future. And I also think there is a distinct possibility that events in the future can determine events in the past -- that timespace folds back upon itself, like a variation of Nietzsche's eternal recurrence, or, as our ancestors believed, time is cyclical. What go's around comes around? That's one way of putting it! Kevin. -- http://nationalvanguard.org/ http://kevinalfredstrom.com/ |
The Greatest Radio Event of my life - Rapture on May 21, 2011!
On 05/12/2011 08:06 PM, John Smith wrote:
Whatever intelligence that/would has/have "emerged out of primordial chaos" is God, DUH. Unless God has a mate, which he, she, or anyone else, for that matter, has not mentioned, any application of he/she would be meaningless, at least to myself. The original Aryan cosmology had it that Chaos was primordial. But eventually, inevitably, what we call a 'self replicating sequence', Gaia emerged. But because replication is not perfect, She evolved to the point of reaching sentience and then differentiating Herself from Chaos and Maya (the physical universe). Life forms that give birth without male fertilization are parthenogenic mothers. Which is why Gaia is female. And why Athena was in the Parthenon. Accidents only happen when humans are involved ... undoubtedly, the universe is unfolding just as it should in a way of "proper and good" which is above our judgment, intervention and manipulation. That it is, is one thing, that it should, is another. I dunno. I don't believe "evolution", in the grand scheme of things, is a stand alone item, rather just a designed function of the grand design. Whenever you see a pile of rocks, it is impossible to determine if nature or man has piled those rocks. However, when you see a pile of rocks which look like, and serves all the functions of a castle, you can damn well be certain it is man made ... so does God leave such signatures ... What passes for reality is made up of Fractal algorithms, a combination of the laws of Mother Nature and random chaotic input. |
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