On 8/7/2011 1:47 PM, Slackjaw wrote:

Tea Party Terrorists running rampant!

Buoyed by their success in the recent debt ceiling debate, Tea Party
terrorists have set their cross-hairs on new targets : private citizens!

Joe Maxwell, a 43-year-old accountant, was apprehended Tuesday by a
gang of armed, masked Tea Party terrorists. As he later related, they
put a gun to his head and demanded that he pay off his credit cards.
Then the terrorists engaged into another act of terror by forcing
Maxwell to adopt a monthly budgeting plan so that he could live
within his means.

"It was horrible, but what else could I do? They were going to blow my
head off" Maxwell said later, after speaking to reporters, "I have to
live on my $75,000 a year salary without borrowing - and I have to
start paying off my mortgage on time every month. It's like my freedom
of choice has been taken away from me."

Other victims report similar acts of terror - masked gunmen armed with
deadly explosives and poison gas are breaking into people's homes and
forcing them to assume financial responsibility. One victim, a
semi-retarded Welfare recipient named Sid9, who did not wish to give
his last name, related that the terrorists forced him to stop buying
drugs with his government supplied stipend, but made him purchase (and
use )personal hygiene items instead.




Slackjaw, (John Smith). comments to Sid9, (John Smith). So, as a comment
from one of John Kook, to another ,; sock-to-sock, time to
get back on you meds John Kook.

If anyone is interested, I have a sock list for John Kook, that's
up to 15 now. You have come a long way John, from the "President-of
the-Gay-Shortwave-Club". down the list to Slackjaw. For your family,
get back on your meds.

Drifter...