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DhiaDuit May 12th 12 07:05 PM

Tree Rats (damn squirrels)
 
I have a Havaheart wire cage trap I bought years ago at the Goodwill store. An expert guy in Minneapolis said to mix some crunchy peanut butter with oatmeal and honey for bait. I am going to trap those damn tree rats and ''dispatch'' them my way.

Truth Teller May 13th 12 12:51 AM

Tree Rats (damn squirrels)
 
On May 12, 1:05*pm, DhiaDuit wrote:
I have a Havaheart wire cage trap I bought years ago at the Goodwill store. An expert guy in Minneapolis said to mix some crunchy peanut butter with oatmeal and honey for bait. I am going to trap those damn tree rats and ''dispatch'' them my way.


Leave the innocent animals alone. They have a right to exist, and
assuredly, are more important to society than you are. So instead,
"dispatch" of yourself.

It would be a win, win, win, win for all involved. Winner #1 the
squirrels, winner #2 the ecosystem, winner #3 the shortwave newsgroup
and last, and certainly least, winner # 4 would be you.

Consider how much happier you would be finally escaping your vacuous
existence. So do the proper thing and make the world a better place -
kill yourself.

DhiaDuit May 13th 12 05:14 AM

Tree Rats (damn squirrels)
 
I have a little bag of mixed nuts, I will use that for bait. I fully intend to help those tree rats escape their vacuos existence. INDEED!


Arky Bob May 13th 12 05:58 AM

Tree Rats (damn squirrels)
 
On May 13, 12:14*am, DhiaDuit wrote:
I have a little bag of mixed *nuts,


I tell you who's mixed nuts, DD. The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net. Man
all they can talk about is ...

Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks
Blah blah blah.

Mixed nuts fo' sho', that Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net.


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