The John T. Arthur Appreciation Society wishes it to be known that the
John T. Arthur whom they cherish and adore is the John T. Arthur interred
in the in the Cheltenham Cemetery, Cheltenham, South Australia.

The John T. Arthur associated with shortwave pirate broadcasting and
associated snitching to the FCC regarding said activity is a complete ****
with whom the The John T. Arthur Appreciation Society disavows all
association.

And, in all honesty, we wish that he'd be run over by a bus, though any
sort of motor vehicle at all would do.

Yours faithfully,

The John T. Arthur Appreciation Society.