DhiaDuit wrote:

Martin Van Buren, John Quincy Adams, and the Only Real President America has ever had in my life time, Dwight David Eisenhower. They were 'chrome domes'

DAMN HIPPIES SCREWED UP EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

Nixon tried to set things right when he Patriotically and Selflessly
gave the Presidency to a deserving bald guy. But, even though Jerry
Ford campaigned EVERY SINGLE DAY wearing jeans, a tie-dye T-shirt and
a leather watch band, he could not pry the DAMN HIPPIE VOTE from the
full-hair headed Jimmy Carter.

In fact, if you eliminate the MASSIVE VOTE FRAUD committed by the NIXON
POLITICAL MACHINE, it turns out that Jerry Ford recieved ONLY ONE VOTE.
That vote came from Bernie "Baldy" Sanders.

Jerry Ford would have voted for himself but some DAMN HIPPY told him
that REPUBLICANS VOTE ON WEDNESDAY.