Behold, Radioman390 scribed:

I will never Ever!!! buy any kind of French products!!! My wife wanted
to buy some wine last night and I said No French wine!! She said of
course not!

OK
But no French Kissing (she may not like that!) and if you end up in bed
with her anyway, no French Ticklers.

No French Fries, either

Sure, Freedom Fries, Freedom Kissing, and Freedom Ticklers are OK.

France, Germany, Russia and Canada r0x0rz!

All hail the crash of the American, capitalist, imperialist empire!!!

:-p

(couldn't resist)

--
Gregg
*It's probably useful, even if it can't be SPICE'd*