"Keke Goldfeller" wrote in message
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I spotted Timothy McVeigh coming out of a truck stop
on the Ohio Turnpike Sunday afternoon. It was obvious that he had
received some cosmetic surgery but not enough to disguise his tell
tale thin oblong face and distinctive eyes and teeth.

Did he have a nice big 10" long german sausage
taped to the inside of his pants leg, mascara on,
and did he proposition you to visit the sleeper cab
of his Kenworth?