"starman" wrote in message
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Wiley Coyote has always been on the forefront of physics.



True! But his plans never would have gotten off the ground if not for
the fine products found in the Acme catalog. And since a deaf guy has
already been a talk show host, I have to figure Acme has a gadget to
help a mute coyote enter the exciting world of radio babble.

Imagine the possibilitles! The coyote could use half his show to
mischaracterize road runners, and the other half to expose those
mischaracterized road runners as evil unpatriotic fools.

There's good money in that, too. The coyote need never again worry
where his next meal is coming from. It would only be a matter of months
before the coyote developed the rotund physique so fashionable among the
talkalti.

Frank Dresser