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Melvin Creep

February 5th 04 09:01 AM

(Jim) wrote in message ...
hell, melvin !!!!! 24 to 48 ounce stools? lets make sure i understand.
we are talking about turds? turds that are the size of TWO coke cans?
(thats two 12 oz cans.... or in other words 24 oz!!) you said that you
**** twice daily, at 24 to 48 oz each? um lets see....... thats
potentially 96 oz of **** daily?????? thats eight coke cans of
kaka!!!!!!!! DAMN, MELVIN! would it be impolite of me to inquire as to
just how much you weigh? certainly as a connoisseur of kaka you must
understand that these immense volumes can not be obtained by us normal
amateurs. it would take years training to acquire such skill! (caution,
dont try this at home!)
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Hi Jim:
Yes you are correct about the weight. By way of clarification; my
stools are not solid "turds" as you put it, rather they are piles of
soft excrement - very ample piles I might add at the risk of seeming
immodest. However, I can't take full credit because water does remain
in much of the pile when I fish the movement out of the bowl to weigh.
So to be accurate I guess I should pin the weight at between 16 to 40
ounces per depending on the prior evenings consumption. And no I don't
consider your query as to my weight impolite - I weigh 296 lbs. and am
5' 6" in height. I guess my body type is most accurately described as
"pear shaped". Thanks for your interest Jim and feel free to let me
know if I can be of any assistance to you - it really is a fascinating
subject.
Melvin
P.S. How about you? Soft or hard stools? How many times a day?

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