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DIARY - 02/29/04 by Lloyd Davies

Eight-thirty in the morning is just too early for an eunuch to
be up, especially for a church meeting. I could barely think,
but what else is new? I thought that it might have been because
I didn't have my pot of coffee yet. But, in actuality, I have
been displaying symptoms of attention deficit, inability to
retain material and so forth. I'm losing it. When I finally got
home I made a pot of coffee in my broken Mr. Coffee I got at the
flea market. I put my half-and-half in as usual and took a sip.
Whoa Nellie! The creamer was spoiled. That clunker of a
refrigerator the HUD Roach Motel said came with my apartment
must be on the fritz. Needless to say, the coffee tasted bad. It
was the sinister force at play again, toying with the ol'
eunuch! Speaking of eunuch, I don't even know what possessed me
last night to think I needed a babe. Was it the sinister force,
you think? That sinister force is something, isn't it? It is
toying with my sanity and making me think about babes so that I
will forget about becoming a monk. That's the beauty of it all,
too. That sinister force is clever. It knows that a loser like
myself only needs to be tempted by thoughts of babes, so it will
never need to tempt me with real babes. And, yes! This is the
same sinister force that G. Gordon Liddy referred to in the
Watergate hearings! I'll probably put a lighter to my arm pretty
soon, too. I have all these splotches on them from carrying
those hot pizza boxes.

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This is amusing! I'm sorry I've been skipping these while reading the
group.

Leonard

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"Everything that rises must converge"
--Flannery O'Connor

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