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What's Your IQ?
In my capacity as official spokesman for the shortwave newsgroup it is
incumbent upon me to be concerned with the health and welfare of the shortwave family. Ergo, I post the following for your recreation and relaxation. If it relieves the stress of your daily grind for but a few moments I have done my job. God bless each of you. Melvin 1. Which one of the five choices makes the best comparison? LIVED is to DEVIL as 6323 is to: 2336 6232 3236 3326 6332 2. Which one of these five is least like the other four? Horse Kangaroo Cow Deer Donkey 3. Which number should come next? 144 121 100 81 64 ? 17 19 36 49 50 4. Even the most ___________ rose has thorns. Ugly Weathered Elusive Noxious Tempting 5. HAND is to Glove as HEAD is to Hair Hat Neck Earring Hairpin 7. John likes 400 but not 300; he likes 100 but not 99; he likes 3600 but not 3700. Which does he like? 900 1000 1100 1200 8. A fallacious argument is: Disturbing Valid False Necessary 9. If you rearrange the letters "ANLDEGN," you would have the name of a(n): Ocean Country State City Animal 10. NASA received three messages in a strange language from a distant planet. The scientists studied the messages and found that "Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion" and "Edwan Mynor Necor" means "Danger Spaceship Fire" and "Buldon Gimilzor Gondor" means "Bad Gas Explosion". What does "Slock" mean? Danger Explosion Nothing Rocket Gas 11. If some Wicks are Slicks, and some Slicks are Snicks, then some Wicks are definitely Snicks. The statement is: True False Neither 12. Ann is taller than Jill, and Kelly is shorter than Ann. Which of the following statements would be most accurate? Kelly is taller than Jill Kelly is shorter than Jill Kelly is as tall as Jill It's impossible to tell 13. A boy is 4 years old and his sister is three times as old as he is. When the boy is 12 years old, how old will his sister be? 16 20 24 28 32 14. Assume that these two statements are true: All brown-haired men have bad tempers. Larry is a brown-haired man. The statement Larry has a bad temper is: True False Unable to determine 15. Two girls caught 25 frogs. Lisa caught four times as many as Jen did. How many frogs did Jen catch? 4 5 8 10 15 16. Inept is the opposite of: Healthy Deep Skillful Sad Happy 17. A car traveled 28 miles in 30 minutes. How many miles per hour was it traveling? 28 36 56 58 62 18. If all Zips are Zoodles, and all Zoodles are Zonkers, then all Zips are definitely Zonkers. The above sentence is logically: True False Neither 19. Sue is both the 50th best and the 50th worst student at her school. How many students attend her school? 50 75 99 100 101 20. In a race from point X to point Y and back, Jack averages 30 miles per hour to point Y and 10 miles per hour back to point X. Sandy averages 20 miles per hour in both directions. Between Jack and Sandy, who finished first? Jack Sandy They tie Neither Impossible to tell |
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(Frank White) wrote in message ...
What's my IQ? More than your's, obviously. A glass of water has more IQ than you. And looks much better. Have a good day, and consume fecal material and expire in excruciating pain, you troll. FW ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Ah what's the matter Frankie boy? Couldn't you get any of the answers right and you have the need to vent your frustration by acting out? That's okay little Frankie, your shortwave newsgroup family understands. Now put your jammies on and get to bed, it's a school night you know. Melvin |
(Frank White) wrote in message
Have a good day, and consume fecal material and expire in excruciating pain, you troll. FW ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It is you Mr. dead flesh eater who is consuming the fecal matter. What's so hilarious about it is that you are too stupid to even know it! ROFL!!! See below for the real poop you dope. http://www.goveg.com/feat/meatfeces.html Meat and Feces: Here’s the Poop! In light of America’s two biggest meat recalls occurring in just the last three months, PETA is encouraging grocery stores to bundle raw meat with toilet paper to remind consumers for their own health that every time they eat meat, they are eating feces. Some 19 million pounds of E. coli-contaminated ground cow flesh was recalled in July 2002, and 27 million pounds of prepared turkey and chicken flesh was recalled in October because of listeria contamination. That’s enough bad meat to make a fecal sandwich for every American! Most of the 10 billion cows, pigs, and birds butchered every year in this country are contaminated with E. coli bacteria (not necessarily the 0157 variety), which comes from feces. A 1995 study by the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) found that more than 99 percent of broiler chicken carcasses had detectable levels of E. coli. The March 1998 Consumer Reports—great bathroom reading material for meat-eaters—also reported that “some generic E. coli is present on virtually every chicken on the market …” Listeria bacteria are found in animal feces and other animal sources. They’re killed by cooking, but here’s the problem: Nobody cooks deli meats, like the 27-million pounds of recalled flesh produced by Pilgrim’s Pride. The consequence: Deli meats kill people. Listeria attacks everyone, especially old people and pregnant women, causing severe infections, meningitis and death. The USDA is investigating at least 23 deaths, several miscarriages and 120 illnesses linked to listeria in the U.S. northeast this year, and the USDA now admits—too late— that many cases are linked to the Pilgrim’s Pride meats. Meanwhile, thousands more Americans suffer listeria attacks every year. But, unbelievably, the USDA doesn’t require makers of prepared animal flesh to test for the bacteria. Selling toilet paper and meat together would not only save shoppers time, it may save their lives. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), foodborne illnesses cause approximately 76 million cases of gastrointestinal illness, 325,000 hospitalizations, and 5,000 deaths per year in the United States. Guy Plunkett, a scientist at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, where E. coli’s genetic code was mapped, said that as few as 10 to 100 E. coli bacteria are sufficient to infect a human. Foodborne illnesses often lead to severe diarrhea, vomiting, and cramping—and long lines at public restrooms. The CDC believes that many people who think they have the flu may actually have food poisoning from eating contaminated animal flesh. The March 1998 Consumer Reports indicated that fewer than 5 percent of food-poisoning cases are recognized and reported. E. coli and listeria aren’t the only bacteria bugging meat-lovers. Campylobacter is responsible for up to 7 million foodborne infections and 1,000 deaths each year. Salmonella sickens up to 4 million people and kills up to 2,000. The USDA has identified ground turkey as the most contaminated poultry product, with average salmonella levels of 49.9 percent. Chicken is also likely to contain campylobacter or salmonella, as well as listeria and leukosis (cancer). The crowded, filthy conditions on hog farms foster diseases such as dysentery, cholera, trichinosis, and toxoplasmosis, which are commonly found in pig flesh. There is simply no such thing as “safe” meat. In addition to foodborne contaminants, animal products contribute to heart attacks, strokes, high cholesterol levels, obesity, high blood pressure, and a slew of other health problems. So, if you want to spend your time on the beach instead of in the bathroom—or the hospital—throw animal products in the garbage and go vegetarian. |
"Melvin Queef" wrote in message (snipped) I'm one of "America’s" meat - eaters. And I can kick your ass. 73, Steve Lawrence Burnsville, Minnesota --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.634 / Virus Database: 406 - Release Date: 3/18/04 |
"Melvin Creep" wrote in message om... DEATH TO PETAPHILES |
Here, Here, Meat and Fish lovers of North America! 'Not the most
'religious' person here, but there's nothing in the Bible that tells me eating Beef or Fish is one-way ticket to Hell. MMMMM! TIME FOR A PORTERHOUSE TONIGHT. |
"Vic Martinez" wrote: | Here, Here, Meat and Fish lovers of North America! 'Not the most | 'religious' person here, but there's nothing in the Bible that tells me | eating Beef or Fish is one-way ticket to Hell. MMMMM! TIME FOR A | PORTERHOUSE TONIGHT. Vegetarians are cute, though maybe a little sickly. When my sis was going through her Vegan "phase," she told me she was taking all kinds of supplements. You should have seen her face when I told her that many of those supplements are made from yummy, tasty meat. She now happily eats steak, bacon, and so forth. BTW, if you have drywall in your home....it's strengthened with animal parts....as is the steel in your car....and the candles folks love at the local megasuperstore....have animal bits. Hey, we're wearin' 'em and consumin' 'em....why not have the joy of eatin' 'em? Feces in meat? Pshaw, it'll wash off. 73, Steve Lawrence Burnsville, MN (Fixing to eat some chuck steak with onions, mushrooms, and A-1) --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.634 / Virus Database: 406 - Release Date: 3/18/04 |
Nawww, don't wash it off Steve. Hell, just eat the damn thing and let
your immune system 'clean' it for ya! |
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Here, Here, Meat and Fish lovers of North America! 'Not the most 'religious'
person here, but there's nothing in the Bible that tells me eating Beef or Fish is one-way ticket to Hell. The first thing Noah did, after he debarked the ark, was to fire up the barbie. Ahh... The fragrance of the smoke is indeed soothing to the soul. Bill, K5BY |
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"Vic Martinez" wrote: | Nawww, don't wash it off Steve. Hell, just eat the damn thing and let | your immune system 'clean' it for ya! | I'm all for that! After all, as I often say of my none - too - often shined - up coffee pot, filth adds flavor! 73, Steve Lawrence Burnsville, Minnesota --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.634 / Virus Database: 406 - Release Date: 3/18/04 |
"WShoots1" wrote : | Here, Here, Meat and Fish lovers of North America! 'Not the most 'religious' | person here, but there's nothing in the Bible that tells me eating Beef or Fish | is one-way ticket to Hell. | | The first thing Noah did, after he debarked the ark, was to fire up the barbie. | | Ahh... The fragrance of the smoke is indeed soothing to the soul. | | Bill, K5BY Hence the ceegars, heh heh. 73, Steve Lawrence Burnsville, Minnesota --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.634 / Virus Database: 406 - Release Date: 3/18/04 |
Excellent RHF! It is nice to know that intelligent life exists in this newsgroup, I was really beginning to wonder. I knew this wasn't the most progressive lot in the world but I've been a bit taken back by the scope of ignorance I've encountered. I don't know what the number of your IQ is but it is higher than mine - I missed 2 questions. Congrats on your accomplishment! I hope it provided a few minutes of entertainment for you. God Bless, Melvin Begging your pardon, Melvin, but how does publishing an "IQ test" without a key to score it by constitute progressive discourse? Rather seems a bit regressive to me. But then IQ is a funny critter that's over-rated anyway, at least in the common mythology. For example, animals like porpoises, pigs, horses, monkeys, dogs, et al, have measurable IQ's, that are, granted, lower than that of "normal" (another funny concept) human beings. However, these high IQ beings known as humans are actively destroying the planet on which we live whereas the other animals are not. So much for IQ... Now EQ is something a bit more useful but I'm not aware of an inventory that assesses it. I'd be curious to know if there is such a yardstick. 73 and good DX. Paul --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.637 / Virus Database: 408 - Release Date: 3/20/04 |
"flipper" wrote in message et...
Begging your pardon, Melvin, but how does publishing an "IQ test" without a key to score it by constitute progressive discourse? Rather seems a bit regressive to me. But then IQ is a funny critter that's over-rated anyway, at least in the common mythology. For example, animals like porpoises, pigs, horses, monkeys, dogs, et al, have measurable IQ's, that are, granted, lower than that of "normal" (another funny concept) human beings. However, these high IQ beings known as humans are actively destroying the planet on which we live whereas the other animals are not. So much for IQ... Now EQ is something a bit more useful but I'm not aware of an inventory that assesses it. I'd be curious to know if there is such a yardstick. 73 and good DX. Paul ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Point well taken Paul. I agree with your take on IQ, it's VERY over-rated, more an ego thing than anything. I saw a study done about members of Mensa and it was interesting how few of them had any significant accomplishments in their lives and careers. And yes animals are superior to humans in so many ways, one of the many reasons I'm a vegatarian. You don't have to worry about animals robbing, raping, murdering, lying, cheating, either. Or any number of other charming traits we "superior" humans possess. They are God's gift to the world and even the Holy Bible tells us that not one sparrow dies without God taking note of it (Luke 12:6). EQ? Hmm...Yes I think that would be easier to quantify accurately than the proverbial, and vague, IQ. The amateur radio test required to receive a license serves as a measuring stick to some degree by covering a bit of electronics. One's ability to trouble shoot, read schematics, soldering, etc. could also be factored into the mix to determine one's EQ. Knowledge about ropagation, radio receivers, antennas, etc. also could be used. There are lot's of ways to weed out the pretenders. Thanks for the post Paul and all the best to you. 73's Melvin |
FLIPPER,
"Now EQ is something a bit more useful..." Yes, the "EQ" mite be a bit more useful .... but you have failed to 'indentify' or Define "EQ". es ~ RHF .. .. = = = "flipper" wrote in message = = = et... Excellent RHF! It is nice to know that intelligent life exists in this newsgroup, I was really beginning to wonder. I knew this wasn't the most progressive lot in the world but I've been a bit taken back by the scope of ignorance I've encountered. I don't know what the number of your IQ is but it is higher than mine - I missed 2 questions. Congrats on your accomplishment! I hope it provided a few minutes of entertainment for you. God Bless, Melvin Begging your pardon, Melvin, but how does publishing an "IQ test" without a key to score it by constitute progressive discourse? Rather seems a bit regressive to me. But then IQ is a funny critter that's over-rated anyway, at least in the common mythology. For example, animals like porpoises, pigs, horses, monkeys, dogs, et al, have measurable IQ's, that are, granted, lower than that of "normal" (another funny concept) human beings. However, these high IQ beings known as humans are actively destroying the planet on which we live whereas the other animals are not. So much for IQ... Now EQ is something a bit more useful but I'm not aware of an inventory that assesses it. I'd be curious to know if there is such a yardstick. 73 and good DX. Paul --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.637 / Virus Database: 408 - Release Date: 3/20/04 |
RHF wrote in message om... FLIPPER, "Now EQ is something a bit more useful..." Yes, the "EQ" mite be a bit more useful ... but you have failed to 'indentify' or Define "EQ". es ~ RHF Sure, sorry about that. Where IQ stands for "Intelligence Quotient", EQ stands for "Emotional Quotient". Punch EQ into Google and you'll come up with myriad hits. It's an interesting topic. And there are other Quotients besides these two but the names escape me now. 73! Paul --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.637 / Virus Database: 408 - Release Date: 3/21/04 |
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