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March 22nd 04, 07:55 AM
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What's Your IQ?
In my capacity as official spokesman for the shortwave newsgroup it is
incumbent upon me to be concerned with the health and welfare of the shortwave family. Ergo, I post the following for your recreation and relaxation. If it relieves the stress of your daily grind for but a few moments I have done my job. God bless each of you. Melvin 1. Which one of the five choices makes the best comparison? LIVED is to DEVIL as 6323 is to: 2336 6232 3236 3326 6332 2. Which one of these five is least like the other four? Horse Kangaroo Cow Deer Donkey 3. Which number should come next? 144 121 100 81 64 ? 17 19 36 49 50 4. Even the most ___________ rose has thorns. Ugly Weathered Elusive Noxious Tempting 5. HAND is to Glove as HEAD is to Hair Hat Neck Earring Hairpin 7. John likes 400 but not 300; he likes 100 but not 99; he likes 3600 but not 3700. Which does he like? 900 1000 1100 1200 8. A fallacious argument is: Disturbing Valid False Necessary 9. If you rearrange the letters "ANLDEGN," you would have the name of a(n): Ocean Country State City Animal 10. NASA received three messages in a strange language from a distant planet. The scientists studied the messages and found that "Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion" and "Edwan Mynor Necor" means "Danger Spaceship Fire" and "Buldon Gimilzor Gondor" means "Bad Gas Explosion". What does "Slock" mean? Danger Explosion Nothing Rocket Gas 11. If some Wicks are Slicks, and some Slicks are Snicks, then some Wicks are definitely Snicks. The statement is: True False Neither 12. Ann is taller than Jill, and Kelly is shorter than Ann. Which of the following statements would be most accurate? Kelly is taller than Jill Kelly is shorter than Jill Kelly is as tall as Jill It's impossible to tell 13. A boy is 4 years old and his sister is three times as old as he is. When the boy is 12 years old, how old will his sister be? 16 20 24 28 32 14. Assume that these two statements are true: All brown-haired men have bad tempers. Larry is a brown-haired man. The statement Larry has a bad temper is: True False Unable to determine 15. Two girls caught 25 frogs. Lisa caught four times as many as Jen did. How many frogs did Jen catch? 4 5 8 10 15 16. Inept is the opposite of: Healthy Deep Skillful Sad Happy 17. A car traveled 28 miles in 30 minutes. How many miles per hour was it traveling? 28 36 56 58 62 18. If all Zips are Zoodles, and all Zoodles are Zonkers, then all Zips are definitely Zonkers. The above sentence is logically: True False Neither 19. Sue is both the 50th best and the 50th worst student at her school. How many students attend her school? 50 75 99 100 101 20. In a race from point X to point Y and back, Jack averages 30 miles per hour to point Y and 10 miles per hour back to point X. Sandy averages 20 miles per hour in both directions. Between Jack and Sandy, who finished first? Jack Sandy They tie Neither Impossible to tell |
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#2
March 22nd 04, 12:59 PM
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#3
March 23rd 04, 12:37 AM
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(Frank White) wrote in message ...
What's my IQ? More than your's, obviously. A glass of water has more IQ than you. And looks much better. Have a good day, and consume fecal material and expire in excruciating pain, you troll. FW ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Ah what's the matter Frankie boy? Couldn't you get any of the answers right and you have the need to vent your frustration by acting out? That's okay little Frankie, your shortwave newsgroup family understands. Now put your jammies on and get to bed, it's a school night you know. Melvin |
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#4
March 24th 04, 04:07 AM
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(Frank White) wrote in message
Have a good day, and consume fecal material and expire in excruciating pain, you troll. FW ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It is you Mr. dead flesh eater who is consuming the fecal matter. What's so hilarious about it is that you are too stupid to even know it! ROFL!!! See below for the real poop you dope. http://www.goveg.com/feat/meatfeces.html Meat and Feces: Here’s the Poop! In light of America’s two biggest meat recalls occurring in just the last three months, PETA is encouraging grocery stores to bundle raw meat with toilet paper to remind consumers for their own health that every time they eat meat, they are eating feces. Some 19 million pounds of E. coli-contaminated ground cow flesh was recalled in July 2002, and 27 million pounds of prepared turkey and chicken flesh was recalled in October because of listeria contamination. That’s enough bad meat to make a fecal sandwich for every American! Most of the 10 billion cows, pigs, and birds butchered every year in this country are contaminated with E. coli bacteria (not necessarily the 0157 variety), which comes from feces. A 1995 study by the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) found that more than 99 percent of broiler chicken carcasses had detectable levels of E. coli. The March 1998 Consumer Reports—great bathroom reading material for meat-eaters—also reported that “some generic E. coli is present on virtually every chicken on the market …” Listeria bacteria are found in animal feces and other animal sources. They’re killed by cooking, but here’s the problem: Nobody cooks deli meats, like the 27-million pounds of recalled flesh produced by Pilgrim’s Pride. The consequence: Deli meats kill people. Listeria attacks everyone, especially old people and pregnant women, causing severe infections, meningitis and death. The USDA is investigating at least 23 deaths, several miscarriages and 120 illnesses linked to listeria in the U.S. northeast this year, and the USDA now admits—too late— that many cases are linked to the Pilgrim’s Pride meats. Meanwhile, thousands more Americans suffer listeria attacks every year. But, unbelievably, the USDA doesn’t require makers of prepared animal flesh to test for the bacteria. Selling toilet paper and meat together would not only save shoppers time, it may save their lives. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), foodborne illnesses cause approximately 76 million cases of gastrointestinal illness, 325,000 hospitalizations, and 5,000 deaths per year in the United States. Guy Plunkett, a scientist at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, where E. coli’s genetic code was mapped, said that as few as 10 to 100 E. coli bacteria are sufficient to infect a human. Foodborne illnesses often lead to severe diarrhea, vomiting, and cramping—and long lines at public restrooms. The CDC believes that many people who think they have the flu may actually have food poisoning from eating contaminated animal flesh. The March 1998 Consumer Reports indicated that fewer than 5 percent of food-poisoning cases are recognized and reported. E. coli and listeria aren’t the only bacteria bugging meat-lovers. Campylobacter is responsible for up to 7 million foodborne infections and 1,000 deaths each year. Salmonella sickens up to 4 million people and kills up to 2,000. The USDA has identified ground turkey as the most contaminated poultry product, with average salmonella levels of 49.9 percent. Chicken is also likely to contain campylobacter or salmonella, as well as listeria and leukosis (cancer). The crowded, filthy conditions on hog farms foster diseases such as dysentery, cholera, trichinosis, and toxoplasmosis, which are commonly found in pig flesh. There is simply no such thing as “safe” meat. In addition to foodborne contaminants, animal products contribute to heart attacks, strokes, high cholesterol levels, obesity, high blood pressure, and a slew of other health problems. So, if you want to spend your time on the beach instead of in the bathroom—or the hospital—throw animal products in the garbage and go vegetarian. |
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#5
March 24th 04, 01:07 PM
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"Melvin Queef" wrote in message (snipped) I'm one of "America’s" meat - eaters. And I can kick your ass. 73, Steve Lawrence Burnsville, Minnesota --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.634 / Virus Database: 406 - Release Date: 3/18/04 |
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#6
March 24th 04, 07:15 PM
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"Melvin Creep" wrote in message om... DEATH TO PETAPHILES |
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#7
March 24th 04, 08:50 PM
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Here, Here, Meat and Fish lovers of North America! 'Not the most
'religious' person here, but there's nothing in the Bible that tells me eating Beef or Fish is one-way ticket to Hell. MMMMM! TIME FOR A PORTERHOUSE TONIGHT. |
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#8
March 24th 04, 11:24 PM
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"Vic Martinez" wrote: | Here, Here, Meat and Fish lovers of North America! 'Not the most | 'religious' person here, but there's nothing in the Bible that tells me | eating Beef or Fish is one-way ticket to Hell. MMMMM! TIME FOR A | PORTERHOUSE TONIGHT. Vegetarians are cute, though maybe a little sickly. When my sis was going through her Vegan "phase," she told me she was taking all kinds of supplements. You should have seen her face when I told her that many of those supplements are made from yummy, tasty meat. She now happily eats steak, bacon, and so forth. BTW, if you have drywall in your home....it's strengthened with animal parts....as is the steel in your car....and the candles folks love at the local megasuperstore....have animal bits. Hey, we're wearin' 'em and consumin' 'em....why not have the joy of eatin' 'em? Feces in meat? Pshaw, it'll wash off. 73, Steve Lawrence Burnsville, MN (Fixing to eat some chuck steak with onions, mushrooms, and A-1) --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.634 / Virus Database: 406 - Release Date: 3/18/04 |
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#9
March 25th 04, 03:20 AM
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Nawww, don't wash it off Steve. Hell, just eat the damn thing and let
your immune system 'clean' it for ya! |
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March 25th 04, 03:55 AM
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