Dr. Gene Scott is to shortwave radio what Robert Tilton is to Cable TV
It's a shame he never teamed up with L. Ron Hubbard. Now that would
have been a pair of bookends

"mAximo" wrote in message
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The following is an excerpt from Dr Gene Scott's Easter Sunday sermon,
that was aired earlier today on UN (University Network) radio:

"As we celebrate what ought to be called Resurrection Sunday, we should
not forget that Adolph Hitler was born during the Easter weekend of
1889.
Contrary to popular belief, Hitler was not from Germany but from
Austria,
that in German is called 'Oesterreich'. This name in turn was derived
from
'Ashtoreth' - the name for the fertility goddess of the Phoenicians. The
bunny was her symbol, due to the rampant fecundity of this horny little
critter. The word 'Easter' is also derived from her name. The Easter
Bunny
is not just a fairy tale, but real - in the form of a disembodied
spirit,
incarnating in the form of Hitler in 1889 to later destroy God's Chosen
People - the only remaining credible religious group to oppose the plan
to
have all religions dedicating rites to this Harlot Goddess. In the
Bible,
we read of many temples dedicated to her, which housed numerous temple
prostitutes, who in exchange for love gifts would engage in procreative
acts such as . . . . am I boring you? Well, if you want me to continue
exposing the evil Easter Bunny's plan to turn our daughters into wanton
harlots, then call in your plegde of your house, your farm, or your 1st
born child to help me lead the fight as your generalissimo in the real
war against real evil, rather than the phoney war you're now seeing on
TV. NOW GIT ONNA TELEPHONE!"