RadioBanter - To My Dear Friend

THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON D.C.

Mr. John Hinckley St Elizabeth's Hospital Washington D.C.

Dear John,

Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in
recovering from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you
are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff
at the hospital reports that you are doing fine. I have decided to seek
a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate your
support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if
there is anything you need at the hospital you would let us know.

By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jodie Foster?

Sincerely,

George W. Bush President