**** you.

Without our fruits and nuts you'd have less variety on your table.


chill out. It's just a very old joke that maany people have heard in the past.

However, from your respone, I guess it's true what I've heard in the past that
people in the West can't laugh at theirselves like people in the midwest can
and do.

Here in my particulatr part of the midwest, around Christmas, our tv station
shows Santa Claus dressed as the Easter Bunny (instead of a red suit) and
carrying a basket full of Easter eggs while clibing down the chimneyof a
snow-covered roof to deliver the Easter eggs as Christmas presents.

And I'm not joking, either. I'm serious.