Something God couldn't do?
 

I was listening to 6.890 at 23:00 UT / 19:00 ET and heard a minister I
hadn't heard before.

It seems, according to him, that there's one thing God couldn't do. He
was able to perfectly control the translations of His word up to and
including the King James Version of 1611; but to hear a lot of the KJ
Only enthusiasts tell it that same God was not able to control the
translation of His word beyond the KJ 1611 version! Amazing, Isn't it?

I think they show some ignorance on this particular matter!

Al

Al Patrick wrote:


I was listening to 6.890 at 23:00 UT / 19:00 ET and heard a minister I
hadn't heard before.

It seems, according to him, that there's one thing God couldn't do. He
was able to perfectly control the translations of His word up to and
including the King James Version of 1611; but to hear a lot of the KJ
Only enthusiasts tell it that same God was not able to control the
translation of His word beyond the KJ 1611 version! Amazing, Isn't it?

I think they show some ignorance on this particular matter!


HE 'lost control' of it a few millenia before that. Most of the Old
Testament was written after the fact to validate land theft and murder
of one's neighbours. Note that nothing has changed.

I especially liked the spin doctoring concerning Egypt. Most likely
Pharaoh got sick of being ripped off at every turn, so he booted the
Chosen. The treasury was getting drained and the hemorrhage had to be
stopped. Billing for work on the Pyramids that was never done was
considered to be one of the bigger problems.

The episode with the missing seven years' worth of grain was a prime
trigger for the expulsion. To this day, Moses denies any wrongdoing or
insider trading. He DOES complain about the eternal heat and pitchfork
jabs, however. Pictures of Conrad Black, GW Bush, Martha Stewart and
every board member of Enron line the "Coming soon to a Damnation near
you" hall.



The Book of michael II verse 3

Here's a link to a VERY intense website that demonizes everything that is
outside of the KJV:
http://www.av1611.org/

These people are so incredibly closed-minded. It's really funny to read
about all the things that they put down (Christian rock and Santa Claus are
two such evils).

I once wrote them an email telling them that some things that have occurred
during the past 393 years aren't necessarily of the devil, but they never
responded.

"lsmyer" wrote in message
...
Here's a link to a VERY intense website that demonizes everything that is
outside of the KJV:
http://www.av1611.org/

These people are so incredibly closed-minded. It's really funny to read
about all the things that they put down (Christian rock and Santa Claus
are
two such evils).

I once wrote them an email telling them that some things that have
occurred
during the past 393 years aren't necessarily of the devil, but they never
responded.

I suspect you used reasoning, and showed an ability to think for yourself.
You're evil.

I haven't herd ANY religious freak yet that truly made sense. What do you
expect?

"Al Patrick" wrote in message
...
I was listening to 6.890 at 23:00 UT / 19:00 ET and heard a minister I
hadn't heard before.

It seems, according to him, that there's one thing God couldn't do. He
was able to perfectly control the translations of His word up to and
including the King James Version of 1611; but to hear a lot of the KJ
Only enthusiasts tell it that same God was not able to control the
translation of His word beyond the KJ 1611 version! Amazing, Isn't it?

I think they show some ignorance on this particular matter!

Al

I heard one minister say the whole KJO thing was brought about to keep
us from the Septuagint Bible.

I'm sure there are those who merchandise the KJO thing. Take a look at:

http://www.greatsite.com/ancient-rar...1611-leaf.html

Since that url is so long I started to get a tinyurl but it timed out -
twice. Sorry about that.

Anyway, here's a cut & paste of some merchandising of the KJV Bible:

[start quote]

We offer these 1611 King James Pulpit Folio First Edition Bible Leaves
for considerably less than the “$5,000 each” that both Pat Robertson’s
700 Club and John Hagee Ministries have been selling them for on
National Television for many years! We offer those SAME leaves at under
$300, and the extremely elaborate Title Pages (first chapter of a book)
start at under $600.

This is simply one of the most impressive things you could possibly have
hanging on the wall in your home. People often call us back to tell us
how the gift of one of these 1611 King James Bible Leaves brought the
recipient of the gift to tears. Imagine… having a favorite passage of
scripture from the first printing of the most printed book in the world:
The King James Bible of 1611. Call today to see if your favorite passage
of scripture is available.


ITEM # KJF-1: $295 - A Regular Selection from the Old or New Testament
ITEM # KJF-2: $375 – A Leaf from the Psalms (slightly more ornate)
ITEM # KJF-3: $595 – A Title Page to most Old or New Testament Books
(very ornate)
ITEM # KJF-4: $1,500 - $7,500+ INQUIRE for a price quote on very
“premium” selections
such as Genesis 1, Psalm 23, The Ten Commandments, John 3:16, etc.

Note: Yes, the Apocrypha WAS part of the 1611 King James Bible (and
virtually ALL Bibles
printed prior to its removal in 1885). Apocrypha leaves start at just $175.

[end quote]

Looks like three different ministries involved in the merchandising of
the KJV argument.

Al

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lsmyer wrote:

Here's a link to a VERY intense website that demonizes everything that is
outside of the KJV:
http://www.av1611.org/

These people are so incredibly closed-minded. It's really funny to read
about all the things that they put down (Christian rock and Santa Claus are
two such evils).

I once wrote them an email telling them that some things that have occurred
during the past 393 years aren't necessarily of the devil, but they never
responded.

You're wading into dangerous territory here. Haven't you heard Pastor Peter
J. Peeters...? John Ashcroft? George W. Bush?!? Those guys have a direct
hotline to God. Stop the heresy!!! You obviously don't support the troops.

"CW" no adddress@spam free.com wrote in message
...
I haven't herd ANY religious freak yet that truly made sense. What do you
expect?

"Al Patrick" wrote in message
...
I was listening to 6.890 at 23:00 UT / 19:00 ET and heard a minister I
hadn't heard before.

It seems, according to him, that there's one thing God couldn't do. He
was able to perfectly control the translations of His word up to and
including the King James Version of 1611; but to hear a lot of the KJ
Only enthusiasts tell it that same God was not able to control the
translation of His word beyond the KJ 1611 version! Amazing, Isn't it?

I think they show some ignorance on this particular matter!

Al

zerbo wrote:

You're wading into dangerous territory here. Haven't you heard Pastor Peter
J. Peeters...? John Ashcroft? George W. Bush?!? Those guys have a direct
hotline to God.


Unlikely.

As far as I know, none of them have done the mandatory forty days in the
desert. They can sure ORDER others to do it though.

We will cover the Burning Bush phenomena during next week's show. Please
stay tuned.




Pastorial mike II

"zerbo" wrote in message
...
You're wading into dangerous territory here. Haven't you heard
Pastor Peter
J. Peeters...? John Ashcroft? George W. Bush?!? Those guys have a
direct
hotline to God. Stop the heresy!!! You obviously don't support the
troops.


I may have missed some of your posts (actually, a lot of your posts)
but I've only seen you use the direct line to God lie about Bush twice
and Ashcroft once. This concerns me. Please get out your Democratic
National Committee Handbook (that's it, the one with the red cover)
and turn to the chapter mandating constant regurgitation of loony left
lies. I think it's called "Convincing the Stupid." I'm pretty sure,
under the sub-chapter "Making the Idiots Believe Bush was AWOL," the
handbook actually recommends constant repetition in direct proportion
to the lack of evidence supporting the lie. You need to get to work
repeating this "direct line to God" lie. A lot.

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"T. Early" wrote:

"zerbo" wrote in message
...
You're wading into dangerous territory here. Haven't you heard
Pastor Peter J. Peeters...? John Ashcroft? George W. Bush?!? Those
guys have a direct hotline to God. Stop the heresy!!! You obviously
don't support the troops.


I may have missed some of your posts (actually, a lot of your posts)

Snip

I'm missing 100% of his posts and I will continue miss them even as he
continues to morph.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California