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"m II" wrote in message news:mAIcd.24185$z96.19239@clgrps12... Honus wrote: Little Michael, you should probably be asking your dad about these birds and bees sorts of things. Here's his e-mail addy: I would, Mister Honus, Sir, but his psychiatrist said not to talk to him until he gets out of the prison for the criminally insane. It will be a very very long wait he said. (starting to suspect that something is not quite right here) Come on...you're quicker on the uptake than -that-! They've always said I was a gifted child. It seems strange to me that people would give children away as presents. Christmas was always horrible at house, what with daddy always throwing up on the tree and stuff. One year he started touching Uncle Phil and got everybody really upset, so they all left and didn't visit again. It's not something I like thinking about much. little michael II That'll be just about enough of that talk out of you and Mr. Honus. And quit listening to that evil Pink Floyd music with lyrics about pudding and meat. Now go to your rooms!!! B.H. |
"Brian Hill" wrote in message ... "m II" wrote in message news:mAIcd.24185$z96.19239@clgrps12... Honus wrote: Little Michael, you should probably be asking your dad about these birds and bees sorts of things. Here's his e-mail addy: I would, Mister Honus, Sir, but his psychiatrist said not to talk to him until he gets out of the prison for the criminally insane. It will be a very very long wait he said. (starting to suspect that something is not quite right here) Come on...you're quicker on the uptake than -that-! They've always said I was a gifted child. It seems strange to me that people would give children away as presents. Christmas was always horrible at house, what with daddy always throwing up on the tree and stuff. One year he started touching Uncle Phil and got everybody really upset, so they all left and didn't visit again. It's not something I like thinking about much. little michael II That'll be just about enough of that talk out of you and Mr. Honus. And quit listening to that evil Pink Floyd music with lyrics about pudding and meat. Now go to your rooms!!! Uh-oh. It looks like I have an on-line daddy, too. ;) I'm just glad I'm too big to spank. |
"m II" wrote in message news:mAIcd.24185$z96.19239@clgrps12... Honus wrote: Little Michael, you should probably be asking your dad about these birds and bees sorts of things. Here's his e-mail addy: I would, Mister Honus, Sir, but his psychiatrist said not to talk to him until he gets out of the prison for the criminally insane. It will be a very very long wait he said. Hmmm. Considering the fact that he had sex with a Canadian, and some sex offenses open you up to court-ordered and open-ended involuntary commitment as you mentioned, I'd say it might be a long time at that. Your dad was serviced, and justice is being served. (starting to suspect that something is not quite right here) Come on...you're quicker on the uptake than -that-! They've always said I was a gifted child. It seems strange to me that people would give children away as presents. Your "parents" must have been truly evi...uh, deserving of a child such as yourself. Christmas was always horrible at house, what with daddy always throwing up on the tree and stuff. One year he started touching Uncle Phil and got everybody really upset, so they all left and didn't visit again. He brought a whole new meaning to phrase "Yule Log", eh? Got wood? It's not something I like thinking about much. Don't dwell on it, little Michael. Go to your happy place. |
"Brian Hill" wrote in message ... "Honus" wrote in message snip Who's serious? I thought it was you that told me to go to my room. Now I'm so thoroughly confused. :( Seriously. I'm not kidding. LOL!!! That was two days ago. You can come out of your room now. Thank God. You wouldn't believe how badly I need to pee. |
Honus wrote:
LOL!!! That was two days ago. You can come out of your room now. Thank God. You wouldn't believe how badly I need to pee. Yesterday was a really bad day for me. Today wasn't bad at all, but all the goldfish are dead for some weird reason.. mike |
"m II" wrote in message news:IpIdd.36277$qU.20506@clgrps13... Honus wrote: LOL!!! That was two days ago. You can come out of your room now. Thank God. You wouldn't believe how badly I need to pee. Yesterday was a really bad day for me. Today wasn't bad at all, but all the goldfish are dead for some weird reason.. Must have been the Canadian beer. |
"Honus" wrote in message news:5tZdd.3687$qr.1835@trnddc05... "m II" wrote in message news:IpIdd.36277$qU.20506@clgrps13... Honus wrote: LOL!!! That was two days ago. You can come out of your room now. Thank God. You wouldn't believe how badly I need to pee. Yesterday was a really bad day for me. Today wasn't bad at all, but all the goldfish are dead for some weird reason.. Must have been the Canadian beer. WEIRD!!!!!!!!! |
"Brian Hill" wrote in message ... "Honus" wrote in message news:5tZdd.3687$qr.1835@trnddc05... "m II" wrote in message news:IpIdd.36277$qU.20506@clgrps13... Honus wrote: LOL!!! That was two days ago. You can come out of your room now. Thank God. You wouldn't believe how badly I need to pee. Yesterday was a really bad day for me. Today wasn't bad at all, but all the goldfish are dead for some weird reason.. Must have been the Canadian beer. WEIRD!!!!!!!!! Don't you get it? |
"Honus" wrote in message news:7Mhed.1018$5O4.9@trnddc07... "Brian Hill" wrote in message ... "Honus" wrote in message news:5tZdd.3687$qr.1835@trnddc05... "m II" wrote in message news:IpIdd.36277$qU.20506@clgrps13... Honus wrote: LOL!!! That was two days ago. You can come out of your room now. Thank God. You wouldn't believe how badly I need to pee. Yesterday was a really bad day for me. Today wasn't bad at all, but all the goldfish are dead for some weird reason.. Must have been the Canadian beer. WEIRD!!!!!!!!! Don't you get it? Yea. I was just giving Mike a hard time. |
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