On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 03:50:31 GMT, m II
wrote:

Stephen M.H. Lawrence wrote:

Mike, Mike, Mike....you're dead wrong. Life is a game of numbers,
and 1.5 million folks haven't died. More Leftist hyperbole, from another
Canuck attempting (in vain) to influence a foreign (to you) election.

Why not just enjoy your Canadianness? Hum to yourself, rock back
and forth, wear a toque, and curse the people of Quebec, as your nation
fades into a predictable nothingness.


I pray no one gets hurt or killed in tomorrow's 'election' circus.
Quebec is just fine, thank you. It's a centre of culture, explaining why
you know so little about it.




mike

Well I used to think highly of Canada, even though their coins kept
jamming up the vending machines in my lovel home state of Michigan.
But we were neighbors who enjoyed unfettered access accross a border
that wasn't really a border so much as a free-passage toll booth. My
travels to Windsor were fun; nice racetrack, real Cuban cigars,
fireworks were readily available as was good whiskey. I found Toronto
to be a beautiful city that was exceptionally clean and had a nice
museum. Of course, the only metropolitan area I had to compare it to
back then was Detroit, which may explain my awe and wonderment.
However, after seeing the lack of appreciation Canadians had for
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Conan O'Brien Show - guest filmed in
Montreal by Canadian request) I realized that Canada had become a
cultural backwater that indeed makes Cleveland Ohio a rather appealing
place to visit for cultural enlightenment. Since then I only buy maple
syrup from Vermont.

Howard

Howard wrote:

However, after seeing the lack of appreciation Canadians had for
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Conan O'Brien Show - guest filmed in
Montreal by Canadian request) I realized that Canada had become a
cultural backwater that indeed makes Cleveland Ohio a rather appealing
place to visit for cultural enlightenment. Since then I only buy maple
syrup from Vermont.


On behalf of all Canadians, I wish to extend my sincerest apologies to
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, his family, his staff and all his adoring
fans south of the border. I have no explanation or excuse as to WHY a
sudden outbreak of taste, dignity and self respect should occur at a
very inopportune time.

The very fact that this grievous, ill considered and unfortunate episode
should so completely and bitterly devastate our long standing friendship
and cooperation certainly says something about the depth of our
aggregate intelligence.

Vermont? Do you know an innkeeper named Dick Louden?


sincerely,



michael

Stephen M.H. Lawrence wrote:

"dxAce" wrote:

| Yes, and it's a damn shame. But we'll make it, somehow, if Kerry is indeed
| elected.
|
| Do not give up hope just yet though! It ain't over till it's over.

Not on your life - but let's face it; the Dummocraps are taking
some of their plays directly from the Soviets (vote fraud and intimidation,
lawsuits, tampering, etc.)

It's really the crime of the new century, and you'd think that
*real* journalists would be in a rush to report the facts.

The journalists are all in bed with the simple minded dummycrat liberals.

On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 05:28:02 GMT, m II
wrote:

Howard wrote:

However, after seeing the lack of appreciation Canadians had for
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Conan O'Brien Show - guest filmed in
Montreal by Canadian request) I realized that Canada had become a
cultural backwater that indeed makes Cleveland Ohio a rather appealing
place to visit for cultural enlightenment. Since then I only buy maple
syrup from Vermont.


On behalf of all Canadians, I wish to extend my sincerest apologies to
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, his family, his staff and all his adoring
fans south of the border. I have no explanation or excuse as to WHY a
sudden outbreak of taste, dignity and self respect should occur at a
very inopportune time.

The very fact that this grievous, ill considered and unfortunate episode
should so completely and bitterly devastate our long standing friendship
and cooperation certainly says something about the depth of our
aggregate intelligence.

Vermont? Do you know an innkeeper named Dick Louden?


sincerely,



michael

I'll accept your words as being the way you feel, however I cannot in
good conscience accept your apology for reasons I feel inappropriate
to expound upon. So as far is it goes for me it's still maple syrup
from Vermont and no more Canadian Bacon ........ other than viewing
the movie of said title which I found to be rather humorous.

Howard wrote:


I'll accept your words as being the way you feel, however I cannot in
good conscience accept your apology for reasons I feel inappropriate
to expound upon. So as far is it goes for me it's still maple syrup
from Vermont and no more Canadian Bacon ........ other than viewing
the movie of said title which I found to be rather humorous.

Well, while I'm at it, I feel I should bare all. The 'Canadian Bacon'
you refer to, is and always has been, actually made out o....NO..NO..GET
OUT..Don't KILL M .. ARGGHHH..mmmph

Bill Everhart wrote:

On Mon, 01 Nov 2004 17:57:05 -0500, dxAce wrote:

Yes, and it's a damn shame. But we'll make it, somehow, if Kerry is indeed
elected.

dx - d X ? A concession? You wouldn't, by chance, be toting a
portable?

Why no, but you probably are, 'tard boy.

dxAce
Michigan
USA

dxAce wrote:

Why no, but you probably are, 'tard boy.

Amazing. You respond instantly to my every command. Guess what you'll be
dreaming of tonight, hillbilly...

This is priceless..







mike

m II wrote:

dxAce wrote:

Why no, but you probably are, 'tard boy.

Amazing. You respond instantly to my every command. Guess what you'll be
dreaming of tonight, hillbilly...

'Tard hunting in Canada? I hear the herd needs thinning.

Perhaps you could recommend a local outfitter?

dxAce
Michigan
USA

dxAce wrote:

Amazing. You respond instantly to my every command. Guess what you'll be
dreaming of tonight, hillbilly...


'Tard hunting in Canada? I hear the herd needs thinning.

Perhaps you could recommend a local outfitter?


When you were deported for committing indecent acts in that motel room
with a bear cadaver, word got around. No outfitter wants your type up
here. Stay home and bask in your bestial glory there, depravo.

Stephen M.H. Lawrence wrote:
"We now know that the 377 tons represents less than
one-tenth of one percent of the munitions U.S. forces
have captured or destroyed."


It's a non - issue, folks.

Are you crazy???? You TOTALLY miss the point.

The point is *NOT* the bazillion tons we have captured, but rather what
we *have not* captured that is presumably in the hands of the insurgents.

Even if 377 tons is one tenth of a percent and you use only 50 or 100
pounds of that, that is still enough for a car bomb that will kill or
maim *your* son or daughter.

Maybe you believe it will make the parents feel better to know that
their child was killed by a "non-issue".

Sheesh, talk about non-critical thinking!

73...