dxAce wrote:

Amazing. You respond instantly to my every command. Guess what you'll be
dreaming of tonight, hillbilly...


'Tard hunting in Canada? I hear the herd needs thinning.

Perhaps you could recommend a local outfitter?


When you were deported for committing indecent acts in that motel room
with a bear cadaver, word got around. No outfitter wants your type up
here. Stay home and bask in your bestial glory there, depravo.