The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the last week, sparking calls for increased patrols
to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is
prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they will
soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian
border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology
professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their
fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in my barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield,
whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted,
and hungry.

"He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken.
When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to
show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers
that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective" he
said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so
much they stopped giving milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals
near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive
them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot
of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario
border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking
water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors
have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing
re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic
beer and watch NASCAR races.

In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes
ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as
senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs.
After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs,
Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the
supposed senior-citizen passengers. "If they can't identify the
accordion player on the Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about
their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan
Sarandon movies.

"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just
can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art history
majors does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada,
Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and
pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals,
a source close to
Cheney said. "We're going to have some Peter, Paul and Mary concerts. And
we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is
determined to reach out," he said.

LOL! Funny as Hell! Thanks!

Bruce Jensen

Burr Patterson, Jr. wrote:
Rumors
have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing
re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic
beer ...

LOL! That is punishment.

--
M2

I don't see what the big problem is.Canuks are mostly yellow bellies and
libs anyway.
cuhulin

wrote in message
...
I don't see what the big problem is.Canuks are mostly yellow bellies and
libs anyway.
cuhulin

Not So. k35454.

Canuks don't talk right either.Now start walking boy,you are going back
to Canukland.
cuhulin

wrote:

Canuks don't talk right either.Now start walking boy,you are going back
to Canukland.
cuhulin


How long have you been taking the brain food, dxAce? You sure sound a
lot smarter than you normally do.





mike

m II wrote:

wrote:

Canuks don't talk right either.Now start walking boy,you are going back
to Canukland.
cuhulin

How long have you been taking the brain food, dxAce?

Apparently a lot longer than you, 'tard boy.

Now go tote that portable, and dream of DX'ing.

dxAce
Michigan
USA

wrote in message
...
Canuks don't talk right either.Now start walking boy,you are going back
to Canukland.
cuhulin

How quaint. k35454.

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 10:01 pm, posted
to rec.radio.shortwave: %MM

I don't see what the big problem is.Canuks are mostly yellow bellies and
libs anyway.
cuhulin

Into the shine again Cuhulin? Is that butts or plonk today bubba?