Frank Dresser wrote:


"-=jd=-" wrote in message
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I'm troubled by this revelation. If that's true, then I might
have wet myself for no good reason...

-=jd=-


There is NO EXCUSE for maintaining even a modicum of control during a major
Brother Stair Prophesy.

Brother Stair started his prophesy by reading from some other prophet's
prophetic dream, presumably dreamed up in the 1930s. In that dream, the
dreamer was in the Los Angeles of the future. There were busses and
strangely shaped cars on the street. People were walking a weird walk,
which the dreamer couldn't master. Men had long hair and ear rings. The
Los Angeles of the future was set in 1969! Brother Stair sounded as if he
hadn't had time to prepare and was reading his material cold. The
prediction, or perhaps postdiction, ended with a severe earthquake.

Was there a severe earthquake in LA in 1969? Or was the earthquake a
parable for the Manson murders?

Amazingly, the LA quake pre or postdiction was just the warm-up for the
magnificent Millitsunami Prophesy.

Brother Stair then read some material about a potential Atlantic earthquake.
He was stumbling over the size of the wave, and seemingly decided that fifty
millimeter waves were far more frightening than fifty meter waves.

The Last Day Profit of Gawd should know that a millimeter is LESS, not
more, than a meter. But what do I know? (Wait, Steve...don't answer
that. ) The Profit probably thought that a millimeter was 100 times a
meter, not a hundredth of a meter.

Brother Stair got to the part about the damage done to the cities. "Ahhh,
the cities!" The Prophet of God started ad-libbing. "New York, Chicago,
Boston...."

Between the so-called 1930s 1969 LA quake postdiction and the prediction
that Chicago would be wiped out by fifty millimeter waves in the Atlantic --
well, I just lost it. It took about fifteen minutes for normal breathing to
resume.

Always have a BiPap breathing machine on hand for times when you feel
compelled to listen to the Profit of Gawd. Such incidences of
interrupted breathing due to hyperventilation could be dangerous.

I really doubt such weirdness does any harm to Brother Stair's cause. His
donors don't need to know the difference between a meter and a millimeter or
even that Chicago is an inland city.

Well, since the vast majority of the Profit's followers are Americans,
and products of the American public school system, I doubt that most of
them have any idea about the intricacies of the metric system or even of
geography. Most Americans can't locate their home town on a map of their
state, and can't locate their state on a map of the US, AND can't locate
the US on a map of the world. Most of them have only the slightest idea
of the metric system-they know a 2 liter soda bottle and that's about
it. It's really pathetic-I bet Canadians are better educated than
Americans. Hell, MEXICANS are probably better educated than Americans.

"running dogg" wrote in message
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The Last Day Profit of Gawd should know that a millimeter is LESS, not
more, than a meter. But what do I know? (Wait, Steve...don't answer
that. ) The Profit probably thought that a millimeter was 100 times a
meter, not a hundredth of a meter.


A millimeter is 1/1000th of a meter. 1/100th of a meter is a centimeter.

I have waves higher then that my iced tea!
I guess I will drown.
Happy Newyear!

Sometime or the other back in the 1960's,I think it was.There was an
effort being pushed by some @ssholes to get U.S.A.to switch over to the
metric system but it didn't wash.S...W!!!! the metric system.Our
American SAE system is the best in the World.Happy New Year,everybody.
cuhulin

you to cuhulin
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Sometime or the other back in the 1960's,I think it was.There was an
effort being pushed by some @ssholes to get U.S.A.to switch over to the
metric system but it didn't wash.S...W!!!! the metric system.Our
American SAE system is the best in the World.Happy New Year,everybody.
cuhulin

You missed by about ten years. It was the 70's. We were supposed to be
completely converted by 1978. It didn't happen for various reasons but
superiority of the Imperial system was not one of them. On the contrary, the
metric system is far superior in many ways. The biggest reason for the
engineering community to switch to the decimal system was to gain the
advantages of the metric system without having to change to unfamiliar
units.

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Sometime or the other back in the 1960's,I think it was.There was an
effort being pushed by some @ssholes to get U.S.A.to switch over to the
metric system but it didn't wash.S...W!!!! the metric system.Our
American SAE system is the best in the World.Happy New Year,everybody.
cuhulin

But I am too old an dog to learn any new tricks.(decimal/metric) An old
Popular Science magazine I have around here somewhere which dates back
to around 1960 or 1961.The front cover of the magazine has a
drawing/picture of New York City encased in solid ice.
(I went to a used car lot! found my girlfriend's red dress in the back
seat! The Great,Rodney Dangerfield)
cuhulin

r2000sw,
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Then I have "Icebergs" in my Long Island Ice Tea ;-)
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~ RHF
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I make much bigger waves than that in my bath tub.
cuhulin

me too lol
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I make much bigger waves than that in my bath tub.
cuhulin