Johnny Carson Dies but has come back to life as a Cylon.
 

Jimmy Kimmel, that's a name you hear alot about.


"Jeff" wrote in message
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Carson was an American no talent jerk, there a millions and millions of
them. LOL

Jimmy Kimmel totally blows Carson away in talent.

Johnny Carson was a Hell of a lot better than jay leno (and david
letterman too) can ever hope to be! Ed McMahon screwed up the old tv
show with his stupid ass incessant, Ohhh Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho,,,, it made
my toenails crinkle up and curdle!!!
cuhulin

Even my little doggy,Blueberry, (www.cattledog.com) blows all of them tv
Idiots away in talent.She is rounding up all of her rubber monster
squeaky monster doggy toys right now and dropping them by my side on
her! couch,,,,,, wanting to play.
cuhulin

I am only sixty three years young,but I have been told by many before I
act more like I am three years old :{)
cuhulin

"Cmd Buzz Corey" wrote in message
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wrote:

Johnny Carson was a Hell of a lot better than jay leno (and david
letterman too) can ever hope to be! Ed McMahon screwed up the old
tv
show with his stupid ass incessant, Ohhh Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho,,,, it
made
my toenails crinkle up and curdle!!!
cuhulin



The current late night hosts can't even stand in Johnny's shadow.

Were it not for Johnny, most of them wouldn't have
been employed in the first place.

Were it not for Johnny, most of them wouldn't be
able to do their routines on the broadcast airwaves;
he, Jack Parr, Carol Burnett and Steve Allen helped
to define the on-air comedy variety show from the
vaudevillian antics of Jack Benny and Milton Berle
and hone it specifically for that medium. There were
others who influenced todays humor, like The Paul
Dixon Show influencing David Letterman as a youth,
but those four were the big national shows.

--Mike L.

Jack Parr was the best.Steve Allen was ok.I never could stand that
Wench! carol burnett.That scumbag Wench! used to have her own tv comedy
show back in the 1950's and every time that Wench's! tv show
started,that Wench! was puking up cornbread.I never could stand that
filthy Wench! carol burnett! Johnny Carson used to hang under the
Chicago and Northwestern Railroad in Chicago and feel the Train's
vibrations.
cuhulin

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Jack Parr was the best.Steve Allen was ok.I never could stand that
Wench! carol burnett.That scumbag Wench! used to have her own tv comedy
show back in the 1950's and every time that Wench's! tv show
started,that Wench! was puking up cornbread.I never could stand that
filthy Wench! carol burnett! Johnny Carson used to hang under the
Chicago and Northwestern Railroad in Chicago and feel the Train's
vibrations.

Just when I think you can't say anything dumber, you go and prove me wrong.
Go back to snorting Blueberry's (www.cattledog.com) farts, and leave the
rest of us alone, huh? You're not worthy to even think her name, much less
denigrate her in public.

Michael Lawson wrote:
"Cmd Buzz Corey" wrote in message
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wrote:


Johnny Carson was a Hell of a lot better than jay leno (and david
letterman too) can ever hope to be! Ed McMahon screwed up the old

tv

show with his stupid ass incessant, Ohhh Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho,,,, it

made

my toenails crinkle up and curdle!!!
cuhulin



The current late night hosts can't even stand in Johnny's shadow.


Were it not for Johnny, most of them wouldn't have
been employed in the first place.

Were it not for Johnny, most of them wouldn't be
able to do their routines on the broadcast airwaves;
he, Jack Parr, Carol Burnett and Steve Allen helped
to define the on-air comedy variety show from the
vaudevillian antics of Jack Benny and Milton Berle
and hone it specifically for that medium. There were
others who influenced todays humor, like The Paul
Dixon Show influencing David Letterman as a youth,
but those four were the big national shows.

--Mike L.






My TV viewing goes back to 1954, and just a couple of my own (not
intended to be inflamatory) views.

Carson was the best there ever was at what he did. But Steve Allen
was a bang-up second. Still, Carson was the best.

Jack Benny's stuff translated well to TV, IMO, and is in it's own
way, timeless. Dated as it is, it still plays well, like "Honeymooners"
and "I Love Lucy" reruns. Berle was a buffoon, but at that time in the
history of TV, he was the right guy in the right place. It's not for
nothing that Bob Hope once said: "When vaudeville died, television was
the box they buried it in." Today's viewers (under 40) would rank Berle
lower than Sponge Bob as entertainment, and rightly so, obviously.

Letterman has far too large and loyal a following for me to say he
isn't a wizard at what he does. But personally, (to me) the man defines
"horse's ass". He also seems to take delight in being outright mean to
people on occasion.

Leno is good, but not as good as Carson was. He took late-night TV
in his own direction, and he's doing something right - "Tonight"
consistently edges out "Late Night With David Letterman". But Carson's
core audience, to a large degree, retired when Carson did.

Parr's gift was originality. There was only one Jack Parr, good or
bad. I regret that some other true geniuses of early TV are not better
rememebered or anthologized today - most notably Ernie Kovacs, a TRUE
genius, but 'way 'way ahead of his time.

End of strictly personal views :)

Tony

I Agree.Johnny Carson was Great.Rest In Peace,Johnny Carson.
cuhulin

Like HELL I am NOT!! I Never could stand that Filthy Ugly Scumbag
Wench!!!!!! carol burnett! KMA!!!!!
cuhulin

jack benny was a ****head,, but I watched his ****head flicks on tv,,,
sometimes,, anyway.
cuhulin

I like the Honeymooners.Never did care much for lucille ball.Damn
lunatic Bitch!
cuhulin

I first saw jay leno on the letterman tv show.jay SCUMBAG!!! ASSHOLE!!!
leno was on there chugging down a big double whopper ****burger and
talking about condoms.Sickened the hell out of me! I don't like that
**** on tv or anywhere else! jay leno ruins Popular Mechanics magazine
every couple of (I have been subscribing to Popular Mechanics and
Popular Science magazines since 1948) or so with his damn articles in
there.
cuhulin

On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 21:46:55 -0700, "Jeff" wrote:

wrote in message
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I don't see how this can be true, since virtually anyone could blow
Kimmel away. His humor is about as fresh and original as a used kleenex.


WHAT?????? That is so OFFBASE, is almost doesn't deserve the dignity of a response. I could post
PAGES of rebuttals, but in summary, Jimmy Kimmel is probably the greatest comedian and talk show
host on TV today. Johnny Carson wouldn't even have a career right now if he were competing with
Jimmy Kimmel or Jerry Seinfeld. The only reason Johnny Carson was so successful is out of PURE LUCK
that he was in the right place at the right time with no competition. jeeeeeeeeeeze...

Never heard of him

Warren

Regardless of what anybody says,there is always going to be somebody who
agrees or disagrees.There are folks who like Carol Burnett and Jay Leno
and David Letterma and there are folks who do not.And I suppose that is
ok according to whatever some folks opinion's are.I prefer General
Motors vehicles,some folks prefer Ford or Daimler Chrysler
vehicles,nothing wrong with that at all.
cuhulin

I never heard of Jimmy Kimmel either.But then,I quit watching those late
night alphabet tv channels (cbs,abc,nbc) years ago,except for local tv
news only.
cuhulin

I used to watch Johnny Carson on tv all the time,I really enjoyed his tv
programs.
cuhulin

I understand the Leno show tonight will be or include a tribute to
Carson.
I'm going to watch. Yes, I enjoyed his show for many years too. It
took guts to walk away while still near the top rather than staying on
as Bob Hope did.


wrote:
I used to watch Johnny Carson on tv all the time,I really enjoyed his
tv
programs.
cuhulin

Hi there,

Would you please be so kind as to remove talk.religion.course-miracle
from the headers of these messages. Someone in this group replied
to the cross-posted messages, days ago, with a single remark. ;-(

Thanks in advance !

~ Lee



wrote:
I don't see how this can be true, since virtually anyone could blow
Kimmel away. His humor is about as fresh and original as a used
kleenex.

wrote in message
oups.com...
Interesting comment about a man who rescued the Tonight Show and
proved
the viability of the late night show format. Carson turned it into
"the" late night show that led the way for many others, but at the
same
time was such a force that serious competition took 20 years to
develop. He was such a force that he could attract heads of state
to
appear and the "blessing" of an appearance on his show made the
career
of numerous entertainers. That his audience was huge and widespread
and loyal goes without saying. He was able to be funny without
being
offensive and took pains to not upstage, but showcase his guests.
And
he had the sense and grace to bow out completely while still a
success.

Yes. And he never regretted it, except for the Monica
Lewinsky deal. He really regretted not being around
for that one.

Entertainers like Kimmel are one-trick-horses. Humor based on
bodily
noises works for a while but doesn't have the staying power of
someone
with true talent like Carson.

A lot of Kimmel's appeal is due to the blatant sex appeal
that was (and is) on The Man Show. I mean, having
porn stars around to help you with your routines will
make you funnier, right?

If you found him unhumorous that seems to put you in a distinctly
small
minority.

Carson's humor is broadbased, and is easier to like
than, say, Monty Python. (Not to say I don't like
Monty Python, I think they're hilarious. Just that
their work is more of an acquired taste.)

--Mike L.


Jeff wrote:
"krogggg" wrote in message
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He was an unfunny piece of **** who chain smoked.
I am suprised he lasted this long!

He was loved by the great unwashed masses who had trouble
sleeping, were unemployable and on public assistance or used
the glowing TV tube as a nightlight while having wild
monkey-sex.

"Therrrrrrrrrre's Johnny!" { - Applause Card - }
....see the bonobo-monkeys in the stage audience clap

Oh....and I'm 48, not 14 and remember this putz.

EXACTLY! And then there was Carson's personal STOOGE Ed McMahon,
who's job it was to sit there and
laugh at anything and everything whether it was funny or not. He
was
basically a human "cue card"
letting the audience know when it was time to laugh.
DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah, truely a "great" show.

Hi there,

Would you please be so kind as to remove talk.religion.course-miracle
from the headers of these messages. Someone in this group replied
to the cross-posted messages, days ago, with a single remark. ;-(

Thanks in advance !

~ Lee

Terwilliger wrote:
On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 14:52:27 -0700, "Jeff" wrote:

wrote in message
...
Carson was an American no talent jerk, there a millions and
millions of them. LOL

Jimmy Kimmel totally blows Carson away in talent.


Oy vey.

"A lot of Kimmel's appeal is due to the blatant sex appeal
that was (and is) on The Man Show. I mean, having
porn stars around to help you with your routines will
make you funnier, right?"

Sad, but true. Howard Stern draws attention the same way. If Stern
didn't have a steady parade of bimbo's and his trusty assistant
continually chortling approval in the background he would be back on
some local rock/talk show.



Michael Lawson wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...
Interesting comment about a man who rescued the Tonight Show and
proved
the viability of the late night show format. Carson turned it into
"the" late night show that led the way for many others, but at the
same
time was such a force that serious competition took 20 years to
develop. He was such a force that he could attract heads of state
to
appear and the "blessing" of an appearance on his show made the
career
of numerous entertainers. That his audience was huge and
widespread
and loyal goes without saying. He was able to be funny without
being
offensive and took pains to not upstage, but showcase his guests.
And
he had the sense and grace to bow out completely while still a
success.

Yes. And he never regretted it, except for the Monica
Lewinsky deal. He really regretted not being around
for that one.

Entertainers like Kimmel are one-trick-horses. Humor based on
bodily
noises works for a while but doesn't have the staying power of
someone
with true talent like Carson.

A lot of Kimmel's appeal is due to the blatant sex appeal
that was (and is) on The Man Show. I mean, having
porn stars around to help you with your routines will
make you funnier, right?

If you found him unhumorous that seems to put you in a distinctly
small
minority.

Carson's humor is broadbased, and is easier to like
than, say, Monty Python. (Not to say I don't like
Monty Python, I think they're hilarious. Just that
their work is more of an acquired taste.)

--Mike L.


Jeff wrote:
"krogggg" wrote in message
groups.com...
He was an unfunny piece of **** who chain smoked.
I am suprised he lasted this long!

He was loved by the great unwashed masses who had trouble
sleeping, were unemployable and on public assistance or used
the glowing TV tube as a nightlight while having wild
monkey-sex.

"Therrrrrrrrrre's Johnny!" { - Applause Card - }
....see the bonobo-monkeys in the stage audience clap

Oh....and I'm 48, not 14 and remember this putz.

EXACTLY! And then there was Carson's personal STOOGE Ed McMahon,
who's job it was to sit there and
laugh at anything and everything whether it was funny or not. He
was
basically a human "cue card"
letting the audience know when it was time to laugh.
DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah, truely a "great" show.

Hi there,

Would you please be so kind as to remove talk.religion.course-miracle
from the headers of your reply to this thread? Someone in this group
replied to the cross-posted messages, days ago, with a single remark. ;-(

Thanks in advance !

~ Lee

Cmd Buzz Corey wrote:
bpnjensen wrote:

Carson was Canadian.

Bruce Jensen


Since e was born in Corning, Iowa, grew up in Nebraska, how does
that make him Canadian?

"Dan" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 16:47:55 GMT, "Ryan J. Paque"
wrote:

I think Letterman is the only current host who has a chance of lasting
nearly as long. Assuminghis health doesn't take him down first. He and
Carson were quite close... I look forward to seeing what Dave has to say
on his show tonight.

Well, considering that Letterman has already been on for over 22
years, I'd say he has a great chance!

Dan

Didn't Letterman take the job at CBS AFTER Leno got the nod to take over for
Johnny in '92? That would make it 12 years, rather than 22.

dxAce wrote:

wrote:

Really...Carson was a Canadian. Last I heard he was born in a small
town in Iowa.

Corning, Iowa to be exact. He was also a veteran of WWII.

Yes, but he grew up in Norfolk, Nebraska. Same state as Dick Cavett.
That's why Johnny took a liking to Cavett.


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starman wrote:

dxAce wrote:

wrote:

Really...Carson was a Canadian. Last I heard he was born in a small
town in Iowa.

Corning, Iowa to be exact. He was also a veteran of WWII.

Yes, but he grew up in Norfolk, Nebraska. Same state as Dick Cavett.
That's why Johnny took a liking to Cavett.

No **** Sherlock... I was only pointing out where he was born. If I need you to
corrections on anything I post I'll ask you, 'tard boy.

Now go tote it.

dxAce
Michigan
USA

dxAce wrote:

starman wrote:

dxAce wrote:

wrote:

Really...Carson was a Canadian. Last I heard he was born in a small
town in Iowa.

Corning, Iowa to be exact. He was also a veteran of WWII.

Yes, but he grew up in Norfolk, Nebraska. Same state as Dick Cavett.
That's why Johnny took a liking to Cavett.

No **** Sherlock... I was only pointing out where he was born. If I need you to
corrections on anything I post I'll ask you, 'tard boy.

Now go tote it.

I was simply adding to what you said. I guess Telemon does have the best
solution in your case. How sad.

Hi there,

Would you please be so kind as to remove "talk.religion.course-miracle"
from the headers of your replies to this thread? Someone in this group
replied to the cross-posted messages, days ago, with a single remark. ;-(

Thanks in advance !

~ Lee

Cmd Buzz Corey wrote:
SL wrote:
Remember Chevy Chase?

Just barely.

dxAce wrote:

No **** Sherlock... I was only pointing out where he was born. If I need you to
corrections on anything I post I'll ask you, 'tard boy.

Now go tote it.


What a shame. You make a big show of reform, but in a day or so you fall
right back into the slop. Why can't you control these asinine outbursts? It
can't be *that* hard.




mike

m II wrote:

dxAce wrote:

No **** Sherlock... I was only pointing out where he was born. If I need you to
corrections on anything I post I'll ask you, 'tard boy.

Now go tote it.

What a shame. You make a big show of reform, but in a day or so you fall
right back into the slop. Why can't you control these asinine outbursts? It
can't be *that* hard.

Take a long, long hike, 'tard boy.

dxAce
Michigan
USA

starman wrote:

dxAce wrote:

starman wrote:

dxAce wrote:

wrote:

Really...Carson was a Canadian. Last I heard he was born in a small
town in Iowa.

Corning, Iowa to be exact. He was also a veteran of WWII.

Yes, but he grew up in Norfolk, Nebraska. Same state as Dick Cavett.
That's why Johnny took a liking to Cavett.

No **** Sherlock... I was only pointing out where he was born. If I need you to
corrections on anything I post I'll ask you, 'tard boy.

Now go tote it.

I was simply adding to what you said. I guess Telemon does have the best
solution in your case. How sad.

Nah, I think you were just looking to cause trouble, as many here are wont to do.

dxAce
Michigan
USA

dxAce wrote:

starman wrote:

dxAce wrote:

starman wrote:

dxAce wrote:

wrote:

Really...Carson was a Canadian. Last I heard he was born in a small
town in Iowa.

Corning, Iowa to be exact. He was also a veteran of WWII.

Yes, but he grew up in Norfolk, Nebraska. Same state as Dick Cavett.
That's why Johnny took a liking to Cavett.

No **** Sherlock... I was only pointing out where he was born. If I need you to
corrections on anything I post I'll ask you, 'tard boy.

Now go tote it.

I was simply adding to what you said. I guess Telemon does have the best
solution in your case. How sad.

Nah, I think you were just looking to cause trouble, as many here are wont to do.

You correctly said where Carson was born and I added where he grew up.
Tell me exactly how my reply was intended to cause trouble.