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George Ashley February 6th 05 06:18 PM

Advice to Hams and SWL's from Igor
 
Subject: Advice to Hams and SWL's from Igor
From: beerbarrel
Date: 2/6/2005 5:56 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 11:50:01 GMT, Tom Randy
wrote:




Yeah, I'm single and that's one of the many reasons why. Marriage is for
suckers IMHO. It used to mean somethng many, many years ago but womens
mind set have changed to much it isn't worth it now. I've seen FAR too
many marriages go down the toilet for my money.






Ding Dong!



_____________________________________
I got me one ah dem dare gud jobs snappin
poloroids of whirlybirds. I gone be a
goshzillionair one day! Well, maybe not a
goshzillionair but enuff to be a maryin my
sester and movin to Canaduh wif dem uptee folks.



You spell just like you talk, ****** boy!





W4FQF
Master Harmonica Player
Colliersville, Tennessee

Honus February 6th 05 06:37 PM


"George Ashley" wrote in message
...
Subject: Advice to Hams and SWL's from Igor
From: beerbarrel
Date: 2/6/2005 5:56 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 11:50:01 GMT, Tom Randy
wrote:




Yeah, I'm single and that's one of the many reasons why. Marriage is for
suckers IMHO. It used to mean somethng many, many years ago but womens
mind set have changed to much it isn't worth it now. I've seen FAR too
many marriages go down the toilet for my money.






Ding Dong!


You spell just like you talk, ****** boy!


Look at that! Beerbarrel says "ding dong", and a ding dong shows up. I
wonder who would have turned up if he'd said something like, oh, "****wit"?

Probably the same guy.


W4FQF
Master Harmonica Player


Is that what the kids are calling it these days? It used to be called the
skin flute, you know.



Brian Hill February 6th 05 07:24 PM


"Honus" wrote in message

Look at that! Beerbarrel says "ding dong", and a ding dong shows up. I
wonder who would have turned up if he'd said something like, oh,

"****wit"?

Probably the same guy.



Good question. Only one way to find out! OH ****WIT!!!!!!!!! Now lets
throw in the old stand by "****STICK!!!!!!!!!" for good measure. There! Now
lets see what happens?

B.H.



Honus February 6th 05 08:41 PM


"Brian Hill" wrote in message
...

"Honus" wrote in message

Look at that! Beerbarrel says "ding dong", and a ding dong shows up. I
wonder who would have turned up if he'd said something like, oh,

"****wit"?

Probably the same guy.



Good question. Only one way to find out! OH ****WIT!!!!!!!!! Now lets
throw in the old stand by "****STICK!!!!!!!!!" for good measure. There!

Now
lets see what happens?


I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most likely Homo
erectus in this case.



GayinCanada February 6th 05 08:55 PM

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"Brian Hill" wrote in message
...

"Honus" wrote in message

Look at that! Beerbarrel says "ding dong", and a ding dong shows up. I
wonder who would have turned up if he'd said something like, oh,

"****wit"?

Probably the same guy.



Good question. Only one way to find out! OH ****WIT!!!!!!!!! Now lets
throw in the old stand by "****STICK!!!!!!!!!" for good measure. There!

Now
lets see what happens?


I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most likely Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!







Honus February 6th 05 09:43 PM


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most likely

Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!


I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better shot at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



GayinCanada February 6th 05 09:48 PM

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most likely

Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!


I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better shot at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.



Honus February 6th 05 09:51 PM


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort

of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most

likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!


I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better shot

at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind

you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.


That's my point. How do you know it's candy, and not cod liver oil?



GayinCanada February 6th 05 10:05 PM

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:51:28 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort

of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most

likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better shot

at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind

you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.


That's my point. How do you know it's candy, and not cod liver oil?



I'll be that judge of that!

Brian Hill February 6th 05 10:21 PM


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:51:28 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel.

Sort
of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most

likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better

shot
at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind

you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute

slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.


That's my point. How do you know it's candy, and not cod liver oil?



I'll be that judge of that!


You mean the judge of fat! And you can sing that song Capt America wrote :

Do not forsake me oh fat Honus! LMMFAO!!!!!!!

B.H.





GayinCanada February 6th 05 10:31 PM

On Sun, 6 Feb 2005 16:21:07 -0600, "Brian Hill"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:51:28 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel.

Sort
of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most
likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better

shot
at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind
you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute

slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.

That's my point. How do you know it's candy, and not cod liver oil?



I'll be that judge of that!


You mean the judge of fat! And you can sing that song Capt America wrote :

Do not forsake me oh fat Honus! LMMFAO!!!!!!!

B.H.




Don't make fun of Honus! Fat people need love too! I'll love Honus
like he has never been loved before. He can't help it he is fat. Don't
laugh at him. Please! Have a heart Brian.

Honus February 6th 05 10:47 PM


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:51:28 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel.

Sort
of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most

likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better

shot
at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind

you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute

slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.


That's my point. How do you know it's candy, and not cod liver oil?



I'll be that judge of that!


It's already been judged. ;)




Honus February 6th 05 10:48 PM


"Brian Hill" wrote in message
...

"GayinCanada" wrote in message


I'll be that judge of that!


You mean the judge of fat! And you can sing that song Capt America wrote

:

Do not forsake me oh fat Honus! LMMFAO!!!!!!!


Yeah...and I was wondering whether or not you were smiling in that earlier
post. Pft. Silly me.



Honus February 6th 05 10:52 PM


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
...


Don't make fun of Honus! Fat people need love too!


Of course, the two have nothing to do with each other. But being called fat
by netizens that have never seen me has about as much effect on me as being
called queer. IOW, none. Especially since I'm neither. And I'm thinking
neither are you.

I'll love Honus
like he has never been loved before.


Alright! A competition between you and Mrs. Honus. No matter what happens,
the -real- winner will be...ME!


He can't help it he is fat.


Unless it were a medical condition, yes I could too help it.

Don't
laugh at him. Please! Have a heart Brian.


Bah! Laugh away. I certainly do. ;)



Brian Hill February 6th 05 10:56 PM


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 6 Feb 2005 16:21:07 -0600, "Brian Hill"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:51:28 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from

beerbarrel.
Sort
of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most
likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better

shot
at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better,

mind
you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute

slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.

That's my point. How do you know it's candy, and not cod liver oil?



I'll be that judge of that!


You mean the judge of fat! And you can sing that song Capt America wrote

:

Do not forsake me oh fat Honus! LMMFAO!!!!!!!

B.H.




Don't make fun of Honus! Fat people need love too! I'll love Honus
like he has never been loved before. He can't help it he is fat. Don't
laugh at him. Please! Have a heart Brian.


ok sorry :(



Brian Hill February 6th 05 11:08 PM


"Honus" wrote in message
news:s9xNd.10175$uc.1071@trnddc05...

"Brian Hill" wrote in message
...

"GayinCanada" wrote in message


I'll be that judge of that!


You mean the judge of fat! And you can sing that song Capt America

wrote
:

Do not forsake me oh fat Honus! LMMFAO!!!!!!!


Yeah...and I was wondering whether or not you were smiling in that earlier
post. Pft. Silly me.



Honus. I'm very serious about my Usenet activity. I like to spend my leisure
time engaged in productive activities.
B.H.



Brian Hill February 7th 05 12:24 PM


"Honus" wrote in message
news:hnANd.10289$uc.7648@trnddc05...

"Brian Hill" wrote in message
...

"GayinCanada" wrote in message
...


Don't make fun of Honus! Fat people need love too! I'll love Honus
like he has never been loved before. He can't help it he is fat. Don't
laugh at him. Please! Have a heart Brian.


ok sorry :(


What are you apologizing to -him- for?



ok sorry :(

B.H.




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