To ALL Winn-Dixie Lovers!
 

In article .com,
says...
Al...I have a better idea. Why don't you set up two separate chain
letters with Winn Dixie and the supermarket-slapper separate
beneficiaries. Maybe they will each give you a cut of the take for
originating such a brilliant idea.

BTW, as a parent of three now fully grown children I never found a
situation in public or private where it was necessary to slap a child.
For those who subscribe to the sadist school of child rearing that kind
of behavior might be appropriate. For most of us who raise children
according to 20th century standards it isn't.

If the child is as you say truly incorrigible then the parent better
figure out what they are doing wrong in the raising of that child and
correct the childs behavior that way.



I still think Al needs a couple of slaps to the head. I would still be
willing to volunteer to do it. I used to be very good at ass 'whuppin
lowlifes, scumbags, whackjobs, etc.

Al certainly qualifies..

I wonder how much "Altitude" I can get? My record was about a foot off
the chair. My boss got one guy at least 18" off the chair once. We
laughed about it for a long time.

I want to make Al fly!

Right out of the chair. Into semiconsciousness!

BDK

If it was me and I had any little brats,them little brats would be
rueing the time I got home with them snot nosed little brats.LOOK,I have
had my share o'me mom taking a switch to me little leggs when I got out
of line too much over fifty five years ago and I remember one time me
dad took a belt to me too.LOOK,I deserved every one of them too.LOOK,I
am Glad,I Say I am Glad I got em too.It did help me!
cuhulin

If your ass doesn't like Winn-Dixie,nobody is twisting your arm ass and
making you shop at Winn-Dixie!
cuhulin

YOU BITCH!
cuhulin

He probally needs a woman.Hey,don't look at me! I am a straight dirty
old man and damn proud of it too.
cuhulin

I will spell you with the baseball bat.
cuhulin

On Al,that is.
cuhulin

I think you have a good boss.
cuhulin

"Glad,I Say I am Glad I got em too.It did help me!"

It shows....

In article ,
says...
I think you have a good boss.
cuhulin





He's dead now (prostate cancer), but he was a very scary guy. A lot of
20-30 year old guys would take him on, and he would have them whimpering
like little girls in a few seconds, and usually with teeth on the floor
next to them. I have never seen anyone that could fight like him, at any
age. He was still tossing drunks and winning fights at 69, just before
the cancer got him.

One guy got a chance to leave, but he swung at him instead, and the fun
began. When the cops came to pick him up, they had us call 911 to make
sure he was ok. He survived, less about 12 of his teeth. The cops gave
him crap about getting his ass kicked by a 57 year old "disabled
veteran".

He looked at them, and said, "Yeah, but he's like some kind of a super
damn 57 year old disabled veteran!! He kicked my f'in ass man!"

That he officially a disabled veteran (he was shot in the back during
the Korean war) was the funniest thing of all. He was 40% disabled,
according to the VA.


LOL!

BDK

In article ,
says...
He probally needs a woman.Hey,don't look at me! I am a straight dirty
old man and damn proud of it too.
cuhulin




I don't know...

Al's gonna be hard to find a woman for. She has to be a bible thumper
like him. And even then, finding one that could sit through one of Al's
heroes like Pastor Peters without yakking would be a hard one to find..

BDK

In article ,
says...
On Al,that is.
cuhulin




I'll get him prepped for you, and you can practice bitch slapping him
yourself. It's fun. It's great when their bottom lip shakes like a
little girl..



BDK

Chinese Pussy is Gooddddd,, I love Chinese PUSSY :{)
cuhulin

I say your boss died too early.He should have lived be 110.
cuhulin

I haven't ever screwed and canadian wimmins before.I once heard tell
they are as cold as fish.
cuhulin

Was that in a falsetto voice???


wrote:
YOU BITCH!
cuhulin

wrote in message
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YOU BITCH!

Now who are you talking to? -Quote-, cuhulin. People might like you better
if you tried to play well with others.

In article ,
says...
I say your boss died too early.He should have lived be 110.
cuhulin




Well, he certainly spread his DNA around, 13 legitimate kids, another 4
illegit that I personally saw, who knows how many older illegit ones are
running around. When he was 57, his kids ranged from 41 years old down
to about 1 year. They all looked, all of them, sad to say the girls too,
like clones of him. His looks worked ok as a guy, but even he said he
was sad that "My girls have to go through life looking like me!"


After 45 years together, his wife had enough, and divorced him. Didn't
seem to bother him much..

BDK

In article ,
says...
I haven't ever screwed and canadian wimmins before.I once heard tell
they are as cold as fish.
cuhulin



I was with one from Northern Minnesota, she was ok....

Nice and warm..and crazy.

BDK

"I haven't ever screwed and canadian wimmins before."

Bet you gots lots o prizes fer gud speling. and, for, gud
puncsuhashun,.

I once saw a website (about five years ago) of a girl spanking another
girl.The girl doing the spanking said,You been bad! I gonna disown you!
I once saw another website (it was about five years ago too) of a
teenage girl peeing on her keyboard.I laughed my ass off.
cuhulin

I once stepped out of a pub to go across the road to take a pee on a
tree,I fell down drunk and passed out.Two girls up from England were
walking along.One of them whips the ribbon out of her hair and ties it
around my pecker in a neat bow knot.When I came to,I says,Well Laddie,I
don't know where you have been,but I am glad you won First Prize!
cuhulin

Al Patrick wrote:
To all you who love Winn-Dixie and think they did right by calling the
law on Lynn Kivi for slapping her incorrigible little brat named Chuck
and getting Lynn charged with a felony so her husband had to cash in
his 401K plan to post her $22,050 bond I have a suggestion - and a
wish.
First, You can all send WD a $5 bill and tell them it is to help them
get out of bankruptcy. IF there are enough of you the bankruptcy
would soon be over.

Second, IF you are glad it happened, may the same thing, or worse,
happen to you! :-)

Now, for those who think WD was wrong, you should spend your money
some place else - ANY place else. IGA might be a good place to
start if there is one close by. They don't sell your information
because they don't COLLECT your private information. EVERYONE gets
the same price whether you have a dozen cards or no card at all.

To those who cry about the massive big bad wolf called WalMart that is
gobbling up all the little mom and pop stores, buy from a mom and pop
place so they can stay in business. WD is NOT mom or pop! :-)

Al

Al:
Did you hear this on short wave also?

--
Brian Denley
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