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dxAce March 28th 05 10:04 PM



David Stinson wrote:

beerbarrel wrote:

Still have my Security Clearance! Do You?


Traci, the piece of cardboard you cut from the back of
that box of Cracker Jacks and colored with your Crayolas
does not mean you're "cleared."
The only thing you're "cleared" for is a landing
at the nearest loony-bin.


Let's see... you play with dolls... you talk 'widdle' baby talk... now you're
thinking of crayons...

What next, 'tard boy?

dxAce
Michigan
USA



David Stinson March 28th 05 10:06 PM



dxAce wrote:
Not when it's applicable...

LMAO at the 'tard.


I never get tired of it...

(ziiiiiiiiiiippp.......)

David Stinson March 28th 05 10:07 PM



dxAce wrote:

What next, 'tard boy?


I think I'll pull your string again...Fun!

(ziiiiiiiiiiiiip.....)

dxAce March 28th 05 10:11 PM



David Stinson wrote:

dxAce wrote:
Not when it's applicable...

LMAO at the 'tard.


I never get tired of it...

(ziiiiiiiiiiippp.......)


Most 'tards never do...

Now you just calm down, take those meds, and dream of the day when you'll hear
that 'covert "go" signal'.

LMAO

dxAce
Michigan
USA



dxAce March 28th 05 10:14 PM



David Stinson wrote:

dxAce wrote:

What next, 'tard boy?


I think I'll pull your string again...Fun!

(ziiiiiiiiiiiiip.....)


You're just an easily amused little 'tard who obviously plays with dolls, talks
baby talk and plays with crayons.

You just get home from day care? Or, McDonalds... same thing.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



MnMikew March 28th 05 10:25 PM


"David Stinson" wrote in message
news:Mh_1e.27885$b_6.2638@trnddc01...


MnMikew wrote (speaking of Traci Fort):

Keep dreaming of the big, important jobs you'll do
when you grow up, widdle man...


I was talking about YOU dummy! Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through
life son.
Dean Wormer




Michael A. Terrell March 28th 05 10:31 PM

dxAce wrote:

Does McDonalds allow the wearing of tin-foil? Perhaps they would if the Mikky D
logo were attached?



You can get foil with the Arby's logo for the price of a couple
sandwiches. ;)

--
?

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

David Stinson March 28th 05 10:33 PM



dxAce wrote:

Most 'tards never do...


Have you thought about going to Hollywood, Acehole?
You could be a stand-in for "Woody" in the next
"Toy Story" movie. His string is a bit nicer than
yours, but if they don't do any close-ups, you'll pass.

(ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiipp....)

David Stinson March 28th 05 10:34 PM



MnMikew wrote:

I was talking about YOU dummy!...

Yes, but I was trying to save you the embarassment
of looking like a foolish ****heel.
But I guess you didn't take the hint.
Last time I try to help *you* out...

dxAce March 28th 05 10:38 PM



David Stinson wrote:

dxAce wrote:

Most 'tards never do...


Have you thought about going to Hollywood, Acehole?
You could be a stand-in for "Woody" in the next
"Toy Story" movie. His string is a bit nicer than
yours, but if they don't do any close-ups, you'll pass.


Dolls, baby talk, crayons and toys...

The picture is becoming much, much clearer, 'tard boy.

Oh yes, all that, and the 'covert "go" signal'.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



David Stinson March 28th 05 10:42 PM



dxAce wrote: (The usual)

Here's your chance for "the last word," Acehole.
I don't want to wear your string out,
and I know you want to get back to being
best buddies with Traci Fort; you're so much alike,
ya know...

(ziiiiiiiiiiiiip........)

dxAce March 28th 05 10:53 PM



David Stinson wrote:

dxAce wrote: (The usual)

Here's your chance for "the last word," Acehole.
I don't want to wear your string out,
and I know you want to get back to being
best buddies with Traci Fort; you're so much alike,
ya know...

(ziiiiiiiiiiiiip........)


The 'last word' as usual, is that you're a 'tard. Nothing new of course, but I
figure sooner or later the 'word' might just soak in.

Now go hunker down, play with your doll, talk baby talk to it, maybe break out
your crayons, colour some pictures and maybe play with your other toys.

Oh yes, and don't forget to tune around for that 'covert "go" signal'.

LMAO

dxAce
Michigan
USA



MnMikew March 28th 05 11:17 PM


"David Stinson" wrote in message
news:JL_1e.20147$wL6.15706@trnddc03...


MnMikew wrote:

I was talking about YOU dummy!...

Yes, but I was trying to save you the embarassment
of looking like a foolish ****heel.
But I guess you didn't take the hint.
Last time I try to help *you* out...


We all know it's too late for you.



David Stinson March 28th 05 11:20 PM



MnMikew wrote:

We all know it's too late for you.


Oh, my... such a stinging reply.
Shall I ever recover?? sigh...

[email protected] March 29th 05 05:01 AM

****!!! ALL OF them mcdonalds **** JOINTS!!! eat **** joints!!!!
cuhulin


[email protected] March 29th 05 05:06 AM

I don't play with my old dolls.(they are too valuable to mess around
with) I prefer to play with the real live wimmins and ripp the arms and
legs and heads off of them cheap Barbie dolls I see at the Goodwill
thrift store all the time.
cuhulin


[email protected] March 29th 05 05:15 AM

Haw Haw Haw! I don't really ripp the arms and legs and heads off of them
Barbie (actually though,them Barbie dolls are based on some German dolls
that somebody once saw in Germany and modified them a little
differently,hence,the Barbie dolls.Since I do own some old antique
dolls,of course I keep up with how much they are worth and I also learn
some other interesting facts about the history of dolls,quite
interesting,really) because usually,somebody else beats me to it.
cuhulin


[email protected] March 29th 05 05:23 AM

Whatcha gonna do when the pull string on your doll breaks off inside
there?
cuhulin


[email protected] March 29th 05 05:36 AM

Wendy's puts them little bitty square **** patties in them little bitty
round buns to make you think you are getting more but actually they are
cheating you out of some bread.
cuhulin


dxAce March 29th 05 10:45 AM



running dogg wrote:

dxAce wrote:



David Stinson wrote:

dxAce wrote: (The usual)

Here's your chance for "the last word," Acehole.
I don't want to wear your string out,
and I know you want to get back to being
best buddies with Traci Fort; you're so much alike,
ya know...

(ziiiiiiiiiiiiip........)


The 'last word' as usual, is that you're a 'tard. Nothing new of course, but I
figure sooner or later the 'word' might just soak in.

Now go hunker down, play with your doll, talk baby talk to it, maybe break out
your crayons, colour some pictures and maybe play with your other toys.

Oh yes, and don't forget to tune around for that 'covert "go" signal'.

LMAO


He has you pegged and you're too stupid to realize it. He keeps pulling
your string, and you keep dancing like the good little Tard Marionette
you are. You really can't help yourself can you?

Oh look I have a pull string doll too! ziiiiiippppp...


I'm really glad that you have a doll also, 'tard boy.

Makes things even clearer.

Keep toting.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



David Stinson March 29th 05 02:05 PM



dxAce wrote:
(zzzziiiiiiiiiiiiip)...



Just can't get over the fact that you were wrong, can you 'tard boy?


Call me an "optimist," but I just know if I keep
pulling his string, he'll eventually say something different-
(zzziiiiiiiippp........)

dxAce March 29th 05 02:14 PM



David Stinson wrote:

dxAce wrote:
(zzzziiiiiiiiiiiiip)...



Just can't get over the fact that you were wrong, can you 'tard boy?


Call me an "optimist," but I just know if I keep
pulling his string, he'll eventually say something different-
(zzziiiiiiiippp........)


"Optimist"? Hell, you're just another jaw flapping debutante poseur...

Get back to us when you get a handle on the hobby.

Here's a clue... possession of an Extra Class license does not necessarily
constitute possessing a clue! Nor does playing with dolls, talking baby talk or
playing with crayons.

Still LMAO at the 'tard from Wylie.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



dxAce March 29th 05 02:37 PM



David Stinson wrote:

beerbarrel wrote:


I think we have a couple of jealous little girls on our hands. They
play with dolls and pretended to be in the military when in fact
neither have served their country. One even had his SC pulled for only
God knows what. You can see how he can't keep his trap shut so I could
see how he might have gotten it yanked. It ashamed that the US has
people like them.


What other strange fantasies do you have about me on those
dark, lonely nights you spend in the tool shed your folks
nailed to the side of the trailer, Traci?
I must say, it's amusing to have a genuine mental case like
you around; it gives everybody someone we can look down on.


Even if Mr. Fort lives in a trailor, you youself live in an apartment complex,
do you not?

Is it possibly Rustic Oaks Apts, # 1904?

dxAce
Michigan
USA



David Stinson March 29th 05 02:59 PM



dxAce wrote:

Still LMAO at the 'tard from Wylie.


Oh, well... I do hope they get a new record.
One more pull, then back in the toy box with Acehole:
(zzzzipppppp......)

MnMikew March 29th 05 05:01 PM


"David Stinson" wrote in message
news:Oq%1e.33033$mq2.17135@trnddc08...


MnMikew wrote:

We all know it's too late for you.



Shall I ever recover?? sigh...


Your shrink dosen't seem think so.




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