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[email protected] March 28th 05 05:10 PM

Fantasies? I have fantasies of jumpin a bunch of wimmins in an
alley.Actually though,Believe it or not.I know a certain 33 year old
divorced woman (she has a 13 year old daughter too) in Petal,Mississippi
and she loves them back alleys! :{) They have been jumped before in them
back alleys.
cuhulin


[email protected] March 28th 05 06:15 PM

I was supposed to have a security clearance card thingy,but they never
gave me one.I didn't give a ****,I worked on them Missile refueling
thingys any way.
cuhulin


MnMikew March 28th 05 08:02 PM


"David Stinson" wrote in message
news:AlF1e.27693$b_6.13872@trnddc01...


beerbarrel wrote:
Sure I can...Don't you remember? I was the guy standing in line behind
you.

And I still have my SC....unlike you!


Keep dreaming of the big, important jobs you'll do
when you grow up, widdle man...


I bet you look fetching in that Mcdonalds hat.



dxAce March 28th 05 08:13 PM



MnMikew wrote:

"David Stinson" wrote in message
news:AlF1e.27693$b_6.13872@trnddc01...


beerbarrel wrote:
Sure I can...Don't you remember? I was the guy standing in line behind
you.

And I still have my SC....unlike you!


Keep dreaming of the big, important jobs you'll do
when you grow up, widdle man...


I bet you look fetching in that Mcdonalds hat.


Does McDonalds allow the wearing of tin-foil? Perhaps they would if the Mikky D
logo were attached?

dxAce
Michigan
USA



MnMikew March 28th 05 08:38 PM


"dxAce" wrote in message
...


MnMikew wrote:

"David Stinson" wrote in message
news:AlF1e.27693$b_6.13872@trnddc01...


beerbarrel wrote:
Sure I can...Don't you remember? I was the guy standing in line

behind
you.

And I still have my SC....unlike you!

Keep dreaming of the big, important jobs you'll do
when you grow up, widdle man...


I bet you look fetching in that Mcdonalds hat.


Does McDonalds allow the wearing of tin-foil? Perhaps they would if the

Mikky D
logo were attached?

He probably uses a stealth version under the hat, to protect his widdle
brain.



dxAce March 28th 05 09:44 PM



David Stinson wrote:

beerbarrel wrote:
Sure I can...Don't you remember? I was the guy standing in line behind
you.

And I still have my SC....unlike you!


Keep dreaming of the big, important jobs you'll do
when you grow up, widdle man...


Not only does the 'tard boy play with dolls, he talks 'widdle' baby talk as
well.

LMAO at the 'tard.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



David Stinson March 28th 05 09:54 PM



dxAce wrote:

Let's see what he says next-
(ziiiiiiiiiiip.....)



Same thing I always say... that you're a 'tard.


I'm going to have to send to the "Acehole Doll" company
and get another record to put in his pull-string player;
that "tard" line is a bit over-used, don't you think?
(ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiip......)

David Stinson March 28th 05 09:56 PM



beerbarrel wrote:

Still have my Security Clearance! Do You?


Traci, the piece of cardboard you cut from the back of
that box of Cracker Jacks and colored with your Crayolas
does not mean you're "cleared."
The only thing you're "cleared" for is a landing
at the nearest loony-bin.

D.S.


dxAce March 28th 05 09:57 PM



David Stinson wrote:

dxAce wrote:

Let's see what he says next-
(ziiiiiiiiiiip.....)



Same thing I always say... that you're a 'tard.


I'm going to have to send to the "Acehole Doll" company
and get another record to put in his pull-string player;
that "tard" line is a bit over-used, don't you think?
(ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiip......)


Not when it's applicable...

LMAO at the 'tard.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



David Stinson March 28th 05 10:02 PM



MnMikew wrote (speaking of Traci Fort):

Keep dreaming of the big, important jobs you'll do
when you grow up, widdle man...



I bet you look fetching in that Mcdonalds hat.


Indeed, he does. He's improved since they fired him
from "Bongo Burgers." So far, he hasn't repeated his
performance of holding hamburger buns over his head
and yelling "Tha' ALIENS is commin ta get me!
They mother ships look jus like dez hare thangs.
I knowed 'cuz I got a Seee-Cur-Tee Clearance an'
I wuz in AREA FIFTY WON!"

I think it had something to do with the pesticide his
step-dad left over his bed in the tool shed.
The bag was leaking a bit.

Dave S.


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