Sneaky SNAKES !
 

WOW! I must have PO'd somebody.

I usually get 1 or 2 virus infected emails about every 2 or 3 days. I
got SEVEN emails that failed the virus test! :-)

I never get any viruses with my webtv box.It just doesen't happen.Seeeee
how smart I am! I use my Velocity Micro,ProMagix $1,290.00 tower
computer www.velocitymicro.com for World War Two gaming and World
War Two gaming ONLY! That's what I bought it for.Mama didn't raise no
fool.
cuhulin

Heyyyyyy Patrick,,,,,, how many dick offers do you get everyday? You and
Honus.
cuhulin

Al Patrick wrote:

WOW! I must have PO'd somebody.

I usually get 1 or 2 virus infected emails about every 2 or 3 days. I
got SEVEN emails that failed the virus test! :-)

You poor baby! I've had as many as three thousand a day in just one
e-mail account. There may ahve been more, but I couldn't delete them
any faster.
--
Former professional electron wrangler.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

3000 virus's in one day? I doubt that...



"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
...
Al Patrick wrote:

WOW! I must have PO'd somebody.

I usually get 1 or 2 virus infected emails about every 2 or 3 days. I
got SEVEN emails that failed the virus test! :-)

You poor baby! I've had as many as three thousand a day in just one
e-mail account. There may ahve been more, but I couldn't delete them
any faster.
--
Former professional electron wrangler.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Jim Hackett wrote:

3000 virus's in one day? I doubt that...


Infected e-mails, or can't you read? If you were on line about two
years ago and using Usenet on certain newsgroups uyour E-mail address
was targeted by infected computers spoofing your E-mail address and
sending out millions of E-mails to randomly gnerated E-mail addresses so
they would bounce. Some jackass was trying to cripple E-mail service as
much as possible. I still get six or more "bounced" E-mails I never
sent every day that are infected with Sven.

--
Former professional electron wrangler.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

wrote:
I never get any viruses with my webtv box.It just doesen't
happen.Seeeee
how smart I am! I use my Velocity Micro,ProMagix $1,290.00 tower
computer www.velocitymicro.com for World War Two gaming and World
War Two gaming ONLY! That's what I bought it for.Mama didn't raise no
fool.
cuhulin

I can't agree with you on that. You are the king of morons!

Les

cuhulin wrote:
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Apr 8, 1:20 pm show options
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
From: - Find messages by this author
Date: Fri, 8 Apr 2005 15:20:03 -0500
Local: Fri, Apr 8 2005 1:20 pm
Subject: Sneaky SNAKES !

He goes to them porn sites,that's why he gets so many computer
viruses.I
never use my computer email function,Never! I have a random light
sampler thingy on my computer too.I can NOT get any computer viruses in
my computer even if I tried.
cuhulin
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What in the hell is a "Never! I have a random light
sampler thingy on my computer too.".

Here I thought that since I have been using PCs since the 6502
that I had at least a dim clue but Cuhulin's random light smapler
just blows my mind.

I suspect if I drank several gallons of MD20/20 it might become
clear.....
or maybe not.

A mind was a horrible thing to waste, as Chulin clearly demonstrates.

I have to get a better news reader and dump google beta, because
have to get some kill files working!

Terry

Les,webtv boxes do not have hard drives.Therefore,it is impossible for
webtv boxes to get viruses.
cuhulin

Terry,you use google? That proves you are dumb.
cuhulin

wrote:
Les,webtv boxes do not have hard drives.Therefore,it is impossible
for
webtv boxes to get viruses.
cuhulin

WOOOOOOOOSH.........that was the sound of that one shooting over your
head!

I wasn't talking about your crappy webtv box.

I was referring to what you said about your mother not raising a fool.
I think you are wrong about that, cause you are indeed the king of
morons!

Did you get it that time dufus?

George Ashley forgot to mention that you were clueless too.

Les

wrote in message
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Heyyyyyy Patrick,,,,,, how many dick offers do you get everyday? You and
Honus.

You're just jealous because you know that I'm so good looking that even men
try to hit on me. :)

You, on the other hand, only sex up dogs. Real dogs. Dogs with fur, tails,
and bad breath. www.cattledog.com is your idea of great porn, isn't it?

And even if I get dick offers, that doesn't mean that I'll take anyone up on
them. Try to plan ahead a little further with your jibes. I know that
thinking isn't your strong suit, but do try harder.

In The Land Of The Blind,The One Eyed Man Is King.Hey,y'all ever hear of
them snow snakes before? When I was in boot camp,a D.I.told us to watch
out! for them snow snakes!
cuhulin

YOU are a ****ing SICK MORON!!! honus.I HOPE you can prove what you
say!!! I can prove YOU are WRONG!!!
cuhulin

"Honus" wrote in message

You, on the other hand, only sex up dogs. Real dogs. Dogs with fur, tails,
and bad breath. www.cattledog.com is your idea of great porn, isn't it?



Reminds me of a joke:

Two guys are walking along and notice a dog licking his balls and the first
guy says boy I wish I could do that and the second fella says you better ask
him nicely first. :)

B.H.

The only reason they do that is because they can.
cuhulin

"Brian Hill" wrote in message
...

"Honus" wrote in message

You, on the other hand, only sex up dogs. Real dogs. Dogs with fur,
tails,
and bad breath. www.cattledog.com is your idea of great porn, isn't it?



Reminds me of a joke:

Two guys are walking along and notice a dog licking his balls and the
first
guy says boy I wish I could do that and the second fella says you better
ask
him nicely first. :)

Ah, yes! I've always loved that one! I also like the one where cuhulin and
his cousin are walking through the fields and come upon a sheep stuck in a
barbed wire fence. The cousin says "I wish that was a woman" and cuhulin
says "I just wish it was dark."

wrote in message
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YOU are a ****ing SICK MORON!!! honus.I HOPE you can prove what you
say!!! I can prove YOU are WRONG!!!
cuhulin

FWIW,

http://www.bianca.com/interests/wome...612/10612.html

quote

Date: Fri Feb 27 03:00:27 2004
From: Flower
Subject:
i am 15 years old female and i want to have sex with my neighbors three male
german sheapard dogs.is that ok?

end quote

"Honus" wrote in message
news:AxK5e.3692$H_5.3106@trnddc01...

"Brian Hill" wrote in message
...

"Honus" wrote in message

You, on the other hand, only sex up dogs. Real dogs. Dogs with fur,
tails,
and bad breath. www.cattledog.com is your idea of great porn, isn't
it?



Reminds me of a joke:

Two guys are walking along and notice a dog licking his balls and the
first
guy says boy I wish I could do that and the second fella says you better
ask
him nicely first. :)

Ah, yes! I've always loved that one! I also like the one where cuhulin and
his cousin are walking through the fields and come upon a sheep stuck in a
barbed wire fence. The cousin says "I wish that was a woman" and cuhulin
says "I just wish it was dark."



:)

B.H.

From: "Honus"
Organization: Death to Spammers
Reply-To: "Honus"
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Sat, 09 Apr 2005 06:23:28 GMT
Subject: Sneaky SNAKES !
(snip)
Ah, yes! I've always loved that one! I also like the one where cuhulin and
his cousin are walking through the fields and come upon a sheep stuck in a
barbed wire fence. The cousin says "I wish that was a woman" and cuhulin
says "I just wish it was dark."

Honus, after many years of lurking on rrs, I have to say that is the
funniest thing I've read!

Greg

"Greg" wrote in message
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From: "Honus"
Organization: Death to Spammers
Reply-To: "Honus"
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Sat, 09 Apr 2005 06:23:28 GMT
Subject: Sneaky SNAKES !
(snip)
Ah, yes! I've always loved that one! I also like the one where cuhulin
and
his cousin are walking through the fields and come upon a sheep stuck in
a
barbed wire fence. The cousin says "I wish that was a woman" and cuhulin
says "I just wish it was dark."

Honus, after many years of lurking on rrs, I have to say that is the
funniest thing I've read!

Ha! It's so old I almost didn't post it out of fear that -everyone- had
heard it. Glad you liked it. Wish I'd written it. ;)

Honus wrote:
wrote in message
...
YOU are a ****ing SICK MORON!!! honus.I HOPE you can prove what you
say!!! I can prove YOU are WRONG!!!
cuhulin

FWIW,


http://www.bianca.com/interests/wome...612/10612.html

quote

Date: Fri Feb 27 03:00:27 2004
From: Flower
Subject:
i am 15 years old female and i want to have sex with my neighbors
three male
german sheapard dogs.is that ok?

end quote

Looks like the resident retard got caught with his/her pants down.....

He also posts as "Alice" on webtv. Imagine that!

Les

Go To HELL! Les.
cuhulin

I admit I posted that at bianca.com It was only a gag posting though.A
lot of posters at bianca.com really aren't serious about some of the
things they post and neither was I when I posted that at bianca.com.I
apologize for that if it offends anybody.There,now I feel a litte
better.Sheesh!,some folks just can't take a joke!
cuhulin

FWIW,go to alt.online-service.webtv
cuhulin

"Les" wrote in message
oups.com...

Looks like the resident retard got caught with his/her pants down.....

He also posts as "Alice" on webtv. Imagine that!

Yeah, and he thinks he's fooling us. Wow.

wrote in message
...
I admit I posted that at bianca.com It was only a gag posting though.A
lot of posters at bianca.com really aren't serious about some of the
things they post and neither was I when I posted that at bianca.com.I
apologize for that if it offends anybody.There,now I feel a litte
better.Sheesh!,some folks just can't take a joke!

That's pretty much what I figured, but the fact that you never denied
humping your dog after countless accusations from me threw me a bit. Most
people change their handles when they troll, you know...and the fact that
you didn't deny it made me wonder if you were taking some kind of
pervertedly honest "this is the way I am" stance, and just hoping I'd go
away. After all, every time I brought it up your only defense was that
you've never -hurt- your dog, which after all I never accused you of doing.

Now...if you'd only give up your vocal support for the child-killing IRA
terrorists, I could die in peace. Wouldn't you like that?

In article ,
Greg wrote:

From: "Honus"
Organization: Death to Spammers
Reply-To: "Honus"
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Sat, 09 Apr 2005 06:23:28 GMT
Subject: Sneaky SNAKES !
(snip)
Ah, yes! I've always loved that one! I also like the one where

Snip

Honus, after many years of lurking on rrs, I have to say that is the
funniest thing I've read!

Well, this is the sort of thing I don't like to read. You can be funny
without being crude.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California