wrote:

A guy by the name of Larry Smith owns his own pawn shop on McDowell
Road,,, McDowell Road Pawnshop.About ten years ago I was looking at a
piece of electric equipment at his shop,I didn't know what it was used
for.[Mr.Nosepicker,what is this?] (it's a windshield wiper for a billy
goats ass!) [how much is it?] (a dollar two nienty eight)
cuhulin


Did you realize that the TV show Beverly Hilbillies was based on people
from the Ozarks? Sure are some colorful, if dumb, people in them thar
hills. All that inbreeding has worked wonders on their genetic
makeup-unfortunately the wonders have all been bad. A family starts
playing geneological Twister, and soon you have some mighty strange
folks. Now multiply that across several states, and you get Mississippi,
the State of Cuhulins. There aren't any jobs because most of them
couldn't find their mouth if it wasn't attached to their head, and
couldn't find their head if it wasn't attached to their neck. Not
exactly the type of employees the Chinese are looking for. The smart
ones get out early, leaving only WebTV using morons. Since they don't
have a job, and they sit around and eat fried food all day, they get
fatter than fat-highest BMI in the US is in a county in Mississippi.


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