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Les April 22nd 05 03:01 AM

Cuhulin's hot date for this evening
 
wrote:

I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across
Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears
store.She
is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch
Breakheart Pass movie on tb now.
cuhulin


Fill us in on the details, how many cans of Alpo did it take, how about
biscuits?

Is she a barker and squirmer? Does she bite?

You old doggy diddler..............

Les


Honus April 22nd 05 03:32 AM


"Les" wrote in message
oups.com...
wrote:

I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across
Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears
store.She
is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch
Breakheart Pass movie on tb now.
cuhulin


Fill us in on the details, how many cans of Alpo did it take, how about
biscuits?

Is she a barker and squirmer? Does she bite?


When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



m II April 22nd 05 03:54 AM

Honus wrote:

When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



There's enough material out there now for a small, specialized book. I'd like to
propose a working title of 'Canine Sutra' by 'hulin. The coffee table Christmas
gift edition could be graced by a few extra exotic breeds. A comprehensive
listing of kennels and shelters world wide will be included at no extra charge.

This may well replace Fodor's Guide for the not so discerning 'hulin camp
followers.

It will make a great companion to anything ever published by Madonna and by
default, restore people's faith in the owner's dubious taste.





mike



m II April 22nd 05 04:21 AM

Honus wrote:
"Les" wrote in message
oups.com...

wrote:

I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across
Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears
store.She
is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch
Breakheart Pass movie on tb now.
cuhulin


Fill us in on the details, how many cans of Alpo did it take, how about
biscuits?

Is she a barker and squirmer? Does she bite?



When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



Cuhulin's brain was thinkin' filthy and fast
'a late Dachshund date would be a blast'
He limboed real, real low to make it fit
But an excited slip jammed gravel in it
now his pervert pecker's plaster cast.




mike





Honus April 22nd 05 04:24 AM


"m II" wrote in message
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Honus wrote:

When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



There's enough material out there now for a small, specialized book. I'd

like to
propose a working title of 'Canine Sutra' by 'hulin. The coffee table

Christmas
gift edition could be graced by a few extra exotic breeds. A comprehensive
listing of kennels and shelters world wide will be included at no extra

charge.

Good luck finding a photographer for that one. And it'll probably have to be
shot somewhere in Asia; this continent (at least the northern portion) has
laws against that sort of thing. Besides, I'd prefer to see the more exotic
locale. If I wanted to see local bestiality, (and no, I don't) I'd just ask
cuhulin if I could drop in for a visit.



Honus April 22nd 05 05:05 AM


"m II" wrote in message
news:K4_9e.55421$vt1.55089@edtnps90...

Cuhulin's brain was thinkin' filthy and fast
'a late Dachshund date would be a blast'
He limboed real, real low to make it fit
But an excited slip jammed gravel in it
now his pervert pecker's plaster cast.


There once was a guy named Cuhulin,
Whose passion for dogs wasn't coolin'.
"How horny I get,
When the dog's at the vet,
And she isn't at home for some toolin'."



[email protected] April 22nd 05 10:53 AM

Your a bunch of sick F**ks!
cuhulin

"Honus" wrote in message
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"m II" wrote in message
news:K4_9e.55421$vt1.55089@edtnps90...

Cuhulin's brain was thinkin' filthy and fast
'a late Dachshund date would be a blast'
He limboed real, real low to make it fit
But an excited slip jammed gravel in it
now his pervert pecker's plaster cast.


There once was a guy named Cuhulin,
Whose passion for dogs wasn't coolin'.
"How horny I get,
When the dog's at the vet,
And she isn't at home for some toolin'."





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Mr. Obvious April 22nd 05 11:39 AM

Your a bunch of sick F**ks!


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Shove your Slanteyed Chinkland ****! UP YOUR SLANTEYED CHINKLAND
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuhulin


And you're not?


April 22nd 05 12:56 PM

I hate chinks.The only thing we have in common is our penis size,and our
appetite for dog meat.Tasty..
cuhulin

"Mr. Obvious" wrote in message
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Your a bunch of sick F**ks!



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Shove your Slanteyed Chinkland ****! UP YOUR SLANTEYED CHINKLAND
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuhulin


And you're not?




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Greg April 22nd 05 02:07 PM


From: m II
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Fri, 22 Apr 2005 02:54:26 GMT
Subject: Cuhulin's hot date for this evening

Honus wrote:

When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



There's enough material out there now for a small, specialized book. I'd like
to
propose a working title of 'Canine Sutra' by 'hulin. The coffee table
Christmas
gift edition could be graced by a few extra exotic breeds. A comprehensive
listing of kennels and shelters world wide will be included at no extra
charge.

This may well replace Fodor's Guide for the not so discerning 'hulin camp
followers.

It will make a great companion to anything ever published by Madonna and by
default, restore people's faith in the owner's dubious taste.

A bitch book and a Madonna book...but I repeat myself.

Greg



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