John Barnard wrote:

I can't let you two have all the fun!


Sir, I am deeply offended. Fun? No, just the opposite. It's been drudgery of the
worst sort. We have been providing a public service by exposing the dark and
sinister side of a segment of humanity gone insane. Bestiality running rampant
amongst the 'hard of thinking' set, is hardly a 'Fun' topic. Depravity cheapens
us all, even in Mississippi, although it's barely noticeable there.





zeke