Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want. He maketh logs to be cut down in
national forests. He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness. He
restoreth my fears. He leadeth me in the paths of international
disgrace for his ego's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of
pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office. Thy
tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discount me. Thou
preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion. Thou
anointest my head with foreign oil. My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days
of thy term, And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.