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French Terror Alert
The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. |
kk4tl wrote: The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. Hear Saddam Hussein's got them WMD's George Bush's Gonna invade.. Yesiree Bob..! THE FRENCH WERE RIGHT THERE ARE NO WMD'S IN IRAQ IT WAS ALL A LIE.. ..... Shoulda elected Pee Wee Herman for President - Bozo The Clown, Howdy Doody, A Goddam Farting Seal.. - we'd all be better off.. |
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Hey kk, that is the funniest (and very real to life) bit I've read in a
long time!! Thanks for posting that. |
kk4tl wrote:
The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. In a related story by Reuters, it was noted that this is only the second time since WWII that the terror alert level has been raised this high. In the only other such incident, two men were captured in a Lyon hotel room with two cases of California wines, and suitcase full of Velveeta. |
"kk4tl" wrote in message ups.com... The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. That was great! I found it funny this early in the morning too :) It's true too that's why it's even funnier. I hear the French sell guns too. Perfect condition only dropped once.... Lucky Lucky |
So that's why gas is such a bargain now.. Go figure........
"John Smith" wrote in message ... Harvey: They fooled ya, we didn't go there for WMD's, hell man, we got plenty of those already... it was the oil man, the oil... John wrote in message oups.com... kk4tl wrote: The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. Hear Saddam Hussein's got them WMD's George Bush's Gonna invade.. Yesiree Bob..! THE FRENCH WERE RIGHT THERE ARE NO WMD'S IN IRAQ IT WAS ALL A LIE.. .... Shoulda elected Pee Wee Herman for President - Bozo The Clown, Howdy Doody, A Goddam Farting Seal.. - we'd all be better off.. |
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, or White?" " I don't really care whatever you got please." "Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "the Muslim one blows itself up!" |
"kk4tl" wrote in message ups.com... The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. I guess you're from that "Freedom Fries" constituency. I think the US population is in part still showing the thinning of the gene pool from the Civil War. Peter |
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for
an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, or White?" " I don't really care whatever you got please." "Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "the Muslim one blows itself up!" |
Pete wrote: "kk4tl" wrote in message ups.com... The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. I guess you're from that "Freedom Fries" constituency. I think the US population is in part still showing the thinning of the gene pool from the Civil War. Yeah right... and you're in CanaDuh... that's certainly something to brag about. LMAO at the 'tard. dxAce Michigan USA http://www.iserv.net/~n8kdv/dxpage.htm |
Well,I happen to own a blow up doll.(it's a blonde) My old buddy gave it
to me a few years ago for Christmas.I took it out of the box and looked at it and I put it right straight back in the box and there she sits on a shelf in one of my closets.PS,I never blew that blow up doll up either. cuhulin |
kk4tl wrote:
The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. Why do Americans only disparage the French when all other European countries also disagree with the Iraq attack and the Brits with their PM Tony Blair? |
Because we realize they (the european countries) are only ****ed because we are
the ones stealing the oil now, and before it was them with mainly french oil well technicians? John "uncle arnie" wrote in message ... kk4tl wrote: The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. Why do Americans only disparage the French when all other European countries also disagree with the Iraq attack and the Brits with their PM Tony Blair? |
uncle arnie wrote: kk4tl wrote: The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. Why do Americans only disparage the French when all other European countries also disagree with the Iraq attack and the Brits with their PM Tony Blair? Sheesh... not only a 'tard boy, but a dense 'tard boy at that. Here's a clue, 'tard boy... it doesn't neessarily have anything to do at all with Iraq. I know, I know... 'tards like to attach the motivation to do anything with Iraq. dxAce Michigan USA |
Because the frogs are Surrender Monkeys.
cuhulin |
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David wrote: On 26 Jul 2005 17:30:40 -0700, wrote: kk4tl wrote: The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. Now THATS a joke! But not in the way you wish it was. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1450398/posts The French don't use quaint graphic "alert levels". They use one colour: Red. The colour of the dripping corpse of anyone who even *thinks* about terrorism. "The first to confront its Islamic terrorist threat was France, home to Europe's largest Muslim community, which faced a series of bomb attacks in Paris in the 1980s and 1990s. Most of France's five million Muslims are Arabs from its former colonies in North Africa, particularly Algeria. The attacks on Paris were seen as revenge both for the past colonisation of Algeria and for supporting the present military regime. The French Government clamped down on radical Islam in a way that no other country has. No mosque or Islamic prayer hall is off limits to police. Imams preaching hate are regularly deported. France stopped giving asylum to Islamic extremists wanted in their home country, and was disgusted when many of them were given refuge in Britain. As a result of France's draconian anti- terror laws, the country is thought to be comparatively free of terrorist networks." ____ But considering the more recent jihadist tactic of targeting the US, if you really, really so desperately desire France to be weak on terrorism, well, perhaps they must just oblige you. Cheers. |
"kk4tl" wrote in message
ups.com... The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after the recent attacks in Great Britain. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. You should consider the history of the "French resistance" during WW2 and think, perhaps, that maybe French people are not so much cowards, after all. No nation is perfect (take the USA for example), but you are being unkind. Don't get me wrong. The French appear somewhat arrogant and self-righteous to me. Demanding special treatment in Europe etc. Hardly qualifies as cowardice, though. Then, there is the recent hardline approach to Muslim fudamentalists; far stricter than any policy of the UK government. They have balls somewhere. |
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ups.com... A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, or White?" " I don't really care whatever you got please." "Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "the Muslim one blows itself up!" That's a good one! Thanks. :-) |
D Peter Maus wrote:
In a related story by Reuters, it was noted that this is only the second time since WWII that the terror alert level has been raised this high. In the only other such incident, two men were captured in a Lyon hotel room with two cases of California wines, and suitcase full of Velveeta. That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Who are these perverts and why do they want to ruin civilization? Is there no way to stop the 'spread'? mike |
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The french are COWARDS.
cuhulin |
Blow up doll has all the holes in all the right places,three holes.You
want to buy it? cuhulin |
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... The french are COWARDS. cuhulin Whatever! |
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