The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after
the recent attacks in Great Britain.

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

kk4tl wrote:
The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after
the recent attacks in Great Britain.

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.



Hear Saddam Hussein's got them WMD's

George Bush's Gonna invade.. Yesiree Bob..!





THE FRENCH WERE RIGHT THERE ARE NO WMD'S IN IRAQ
IT WAS ALL A LIE..

..... Shoulda elected Pee Wee Herman for President

- Bozo The Clown, Howdy Doody,
A Goddam Farting Seal..

- we'd all be better off..

On 26 Jul 2005 17:30:40 -0700, wrote:



kk4tl wrote:
The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after
the recent attacks in Great Britain.

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.



Hear Saddam Hussein's got them WMD's

George Bush's Gonna invade.. Yesiree Bob..!



George Bush plays golf. He sends your kids to do tha' invadin'.

Hey kk, that is the funniest (and very real to life) bit I've read in a
long time!! Thanks for posting that.

kk4tl wrote:
The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after
the recent attacks in Great Britain.

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.




In a related story by Reuters, it was noted that this is only the
second time since WWII that the terror alert level has been raised this
high. In the only other such incident, two men were captured in a Lyon
hotel room with two cases of California wines, and suitcase full of
Velveeta.

"kk4tl" wrote in message
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The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after
the recent attacks in Great Britain.

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.


That was great! I found it funny this early in the morning too It's true
too that's why it's even funnier. I hear the French sell guns too.

Perfect condition only dropped once....

Lucky

Lucky

So that's why gas is such a bargain now.. Go figure........


"John Smith" wrote in message
...
Harvey:

They fooled ya, we didn't go there for WMD's, hell man, we got plenty of
those already... it was the oil man, the oil...

John

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kk4tl wrote:
The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after
the recent attacks in Great Britain.

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.



Hear Saddam Hussein's got them WMD's

George Bush's Gonna invade.. Yesiree Bob..!





THE FRENCH WERE RIGHT THERE ARE NO WMD'S IN IRAQ
IT WAS ALL A LIE..

.... Shoulda elected Pee Wee Herman for President

- Bozo The Clown, Howdy Doody,
A Goddam Farting Seal..

- we'd all be better off..

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for
an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

" I don't really care whatever you got please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man and he replied, "What has the religion
got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "the Muslim one blows itself up!"

"kk4tl" wrote in message
ups.com...
The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after
the recent attacks in Great Britain.

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.


I guess you're from that "Freedom Fries" constituency. I think the US
population is in part still showing the thinning of the gene pool from the
Civil War.
Peter

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for
an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

" I don't really care whatever you got please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man and he replied, "What has the religion
got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "the Muslim one blows itself up!"