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walter barstool August 31st 05 05:17 AM

Tinfoil Hat theories on Katrina already ??
 

You JUST KNEW they'd be along didn't you folks?

Katrina's reminants are in the Ohio Valley and the
Tinfoil Hat Brigades are already blasting their billets
of bullshat all over shortwave radio and the internet.
how f-n predictable eh?

Jeebuz H. Christmas on a rocket propelled test sled
at the Bonneville salt flats! I can only imagine what
type of BS that Alex Jones and Brother Stair
will be saying in the comming weeks! (stay LOONEY-TOONED folks!)

----------

http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2005/08/323753.shtml

"Hurricane Katrina STEERED for New Orleans?
3000 Louisiana Nat. Guard off in Iraq bogus war.

OK, I'll say it. I know you are thinking it like I am.
HAARP anyone? --- Bankrupt Venezuela? ---
convenient federal FEMA militarization while
Louisiana National Guard in Iraq?

(I'll let you read the rest of the 9 pages of bs at the URL above)




Doc Martian August 31st 05 05:48 AM

part of bush's ongoing war against the terrorists.... no need for marijuana
when all you've had all day is hot chocolate... which DOESN'T go through new
orleans ports.

soon... all of us will be happily luded out on cocoa.... thus leaving DUBYA
as the most aggro mofo on the planet.

cheers!
Doc



Zapanaz August 31st 05 07:24 AM

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:17:34 -0400, "walter barstool"
wrote:


You JUST KNEW they'd be along didn't you folks?

Katrina's reminants are in the Ohio Valley and the
Tinfoil Hat Brigades are already blasting their billets
of bullshat all over shortwave radio and the internet.
how f-n predictable eh?

Jeebuz H. Christmas on a rocket propelled test sled
at the Bonneville salt flats! I can only imagine what
type of BS that Alex Jones and Brother Stair
will be saying in the comming weeks! (stay LOONEY-TOONED folks!)

----------

http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2005/08/323753.shtml

"Hurricane Katrina STEERED for New Orleans?
3000 Louisiana Nat. Guard off in Iraq bogus war.

OK, I'll say it. I know you are thinking it like I am.
HAARP anyone? --- Bankrupt Venezuela? ---
convenient federal FEMA militarization while
Louisiana National Guard in Iraq?

(I'll let you read the rest of the 9 pages of bs at the URL above)



14 HOURS!

They must have been taking a nap


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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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EMBRACE the SUCKINESS


Zapanaz August 31st 05 07:25 AM

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 23:24:32 -0700, Zapanaz
http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl wrote:

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:17:34 -0400, "walter barstool"
wrote:


You JUST KNEW they'd be along didn't you folks?

Katrina's reminants are in the Ohio Valley and the
Tinfoil Hat Brigades are already blasting their billets
of bullshat all over shortwave radio and the internet.
how f-n predictable eh?

Jeebuz H. Christmas on a rocket propelled test sled
at the Bonneville salt flats! I can only imagine what
type of BS that Alex Jones and Brother Stair
will be saying in the comming weeks! (stay LOONEY-TOONED folks!)

----------

http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2005/08/323753.shtml

"Hurricane Katrina STEERED for New Orleans?
3000 Louisiana Nat. Guard off in Iraq bogus war.

OK, I'll say it. I know you are thinking it like I am.
HAARP anyone? --- Bankrupt Venezuela? ---
convenient federal FEMA militarization while
Louisiana National Guard in Iraq?

(I'll let you read the rest of the 9 pages of bs at the URL above)



14 HOURS!

They must have been taking a nap


LET THOSE WHO HAVE EYES TO SEE, LISTEN!

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
EMBRACE the SUCKINESS


Darkwing \(Double Secret Disinformation Agent\) August 31st 05 05:20 PM


"RHF" wrote in message
oups.com...
The "Tin Foil Hat Wearing" Left-Wing believes that had only Bush signed

the Kyoto Protocols and Accord there would be No Global Warming.
.
Why every good "Tin Foil Hat Wearing" Liberal knows that
Hurricane Katrina is a result of Global Warming.



The worst polluters on the planet (India, Malaysia, other 3rd world hell
holes) are not part of Kyoto. I don't see what it solves, it just gives
liberal whacko environmentalists that warm and fuzzy feeling inside (or is
it cool and fuzzy feeling?).

-----------------------------------------------------
DW



[email protected] August 31st 05 05:44 PM

www.devilfinder.com How To Steer A Hurricane.If somebody was steering
Hurricane Katrina,why didn't they steer it around backwards to where it
started from out there in the Ocean and let it fizzle out.U.S.Air Force
says they will own the weather by 2025.Hurry up and own it,U.S.Air Force
before all of U.S.Cities get blown away.
cuhulin


HellPope Huey August 31st 05 06:36 PM

Zapanaz wrote:

"EMBRACE the SUCKINESS."

LIKE HELL! Its humping my leg like a terrier who just lapped up 3
Viagra. I don't have to embrace squat; I have to get a big enough
spatula to pry it OFF and hope I get the right english on it to hit the
garbage disposal just so.

--

HellPope Huey
Screw the future.
I was dreaming of it last week and today,
when it got here,
the assembly instructions were in Turkish.

"We are defending the country 24/7.
24 hours a week, 7 months a year."
~ John Ashcroft

"God, you're an idiot!"
"No, I'm more of a character."
~ "House: M.D."

http://www.beat-factory.net/hellpope/


Zapanaz August 31st 05 06:46 PM

On 31 Aug 2005 04:04:40 -0700, "RHF"
wrote:

The "Tin Foil Hat Wearing" Left-Wing believes that had only Bush signed

the Kyoto Protocols and Accord there would be No Global Warming.
.
Why every good "Tin Foil Hat Wearing" Liberal knows that
Hurricane Katrina is a result of Global Warming.
.
Therefore the "TinFoil Hat Wearing" Crowd knows that
Bush caused Hurricane Katrina [.]
.
It does not take a "Tin Foil Hat Wearing" Genus to know that Bush
sent Hurricane Katrina to Destroyed the City of New Orleans !
.
Everyone wearing a "Tin Foil Hat" must conclude that every
World Wide Climate Event that causes damage to property
and kills people is Bush's Fault.
.
The "Tin Foil Hat Wearing" Political Cadre's Mantra is :
blame bush, { For Thin Tin}
Blame Bush. { For Flimsy Foil }
BLAME BUSH ! { For Floppy Hats }
.
Howard Dean wearing his "Tin Foil Hat Beanie" as the head of the DNC
wants everyone to go to their windows wearing their "Tin Foil Hats"
and scream : It's Bush's Fault ! and I'm not going to take it anymore.
.
.
imho - solid copper kettle pots are far superior to tin foil hats ~ RHF

. . . . .


That's impressive, you manage to say all that without making a single
concrete point. Pure hand wavy rhetoric without a single meaningful
idea to get in the way.

And let's face it, that's what politics really is all about, and
should be. Issues be damned! They just make everybody's heads hurt.
What it's really about, in the end, is the Good -kind of people-
versus the Bad kind of people.

If you're the Good kind of person, everything you do is right, and if
you're the Bad kind of person, everything you do is necessarily wrong.
So what's the POINT getting more specific about anything? Just
identify the Good People and the Bad People by whether they are in the
Good Party or the Bad Party, and then you -know- whether to disagree
with them or not.

Thinking is a decadent 20th century practice. Fortunately, our
governments here in the future are based on Faith and Abstract
Principles.


--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
'****' is between 'frustrate' and
'fulfill'.
- CPM spell checker


just john August 31st 05 06:56 PM

Zapanaz wrote:

Thinking is a decadent 20th century practice. Fortunately, our
governments here in the future are based on Faith and Abstract
Principles.




http://susiemadrak.com/2005/08/31/07/12/gods-wrath/


--
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Zapanaz August 31st 05 07:02 PM

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 13:56:43 -0400, just john
wrote:

Zapanaz wrote:

Thinking is a decadent 20th century practice. Fortunately, our
governments here in the future are based on Faith and Abstract
Principles.




http://susiemadrak.com/2005/08/31/07/12/gods-wrath/


well that makes perfect sense. So, when I eat a plate of boiled
shrimp, what exactly would God be telling me then? I think we need a
dictionary of what all vaguely comma-shaped things mean in terms of
the Wrath of God.

--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
BUSH's wife is known as PICKLES, but you still can't legally buy
DILDOES in several states
- Hellpope Huey


just john August 31st 05 07:07 PM

Zapanaz wrote:
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 13:56:43 -0400, just john
wrote:


Zapanaz wrote:


Thinking is a decadent 20th century practice. Fortunately, our
governments here in the future are based on Faith and Abstract
Principles.




http://susiemadrak.com/2005/08/31/07/12/gods-wrath/



well that makes perfect sense. So, when I eat a plate of boiled
shrimp, what exactly would God be telling me then?



http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

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Zapanaz August 31st 05 07:17 PM

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 14:07:44 -0400, just john
wrote:

Zapanaz wrote:
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 13:56:43 -0400, just john
wrote:


http://susiemadrak.com/2005/08/31/07/12/gods-wrath/



well that makes perfect sense. So, when I eat a plate of boiled
shrimp, what exactly would God be telling me then?



http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/


That's it! He wasn't trying to smite the 5 abortion clinics, he was
trying to smite the shrimp!

Yea, let those who have eyes to see, listen!

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"My leg wants to marry your dog."


RHF August 31st 05 08:13 PM

Zapanaz - When one wears a Tin Foil Hat . . .

[email protected] August 31st 05 09:52 PM

Some Frogs were being interviewed (this is True) over there on tv in
Frogland concerning Hurricane Katrina.The Frogs just shrugged their
shoulders.y'all want to know what I! think about europe? Dont ask!
cuhulin


S.O.D.D.I. August 31st 05 10:19 PM

Dude, check your own bauxite beanie FIRSTEST.


Zapanaz August 31st 05 10:29 PM

On 31 Aug 2005 12:13:06 -0700, "RHF"
wrote:

Zapanaz - When one wears a Tin Foil Hat . . .
.
Tin Foil Hat firmly ensconced :
One tries to impress, by the Waving of Hands and Shouting
without making a single concrete point, or any point at all.
Yes it is an Art Form of Pure Hand Waving Rhetoric without
a single meaningful idea to get in the way of the Craziness.
.
But the message from the Liberals is clear
Blame Hurricane Katrina on Bush [.]
blame bush,,, Blame Bush... BLAME BUSH ! ! !
.
And the theme of the Left-Wing is that the Destruction
of the City of New Orleans "IS" All Bush's Fault [.]
bush did it,,, Bush Did It... BUSH DID IT ! ! !
.
wow - it's time to put the solid copper kettle pot back on ~ RHF
[ The Tin Foil Hat Just Can't Get The Crazy Job Done. ]
. . . . .


You're a bot, aren't you?

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Capt. Dobbs:
Suppose every one thought the same way you do?
Capt. Yossarian:
Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.


[email protected] August 31st 05 10:48 PM

I dont need a beanie cat hat,but I do have to watch Action in the North
Atlantic movie (of course,you dont know what that is,beanie boy) on
DirecTV now.
cuhulin


Honus September 1st 05 01:33 AM


wrote in message
...
My theory on Hurricane Katrina and all Hurricanes makes sense.The
Earth's weather system is a very complicated "engine".We are still in
Hurricane Season and there are weather cycles.Warm air meets cooler air
and that starts an air spinning situation out there on the Oceans and
Seas.There isn't anything out there much to slow down those Hurricanes
and they start picking up more and more moisture and sometimes wind
speed.That is why Hurricane Katrina happened.Last Friday or Saturday,I
heard on my radio there is another Tropical Depression out there.


Thank God you're around to explain these things to us, cuhulin! Now get
started on curing cancer, will ya?



saint bubba September 1st 05 02:44 AM

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:46:33 -0700, Zapanaz
http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl wrote:

And let's face it, that's what politics really is all about, and
should be. Issues be damned! They just make everybody's heads hurt.
What it's really about, in the end, is the Good -kind of people-
versus the Bad kind of people.

If you're the Good kind of person, everything you do is right, and if
you're the Bad kind of person, everything you do is necessarily wrong.
So what's the POINT getting more specific about anything? Just
identify the Good People and the Bad People by whether they are in the
Good Party or the Bad Party, and then you -know- whether to disagree
with them or not.


its easier than that to differentiate between the Good Folks (TM) and
the Evil People (patent pending). simply divide people by those who
fawningly agree with every half-baked dumbass idea you have, these are
the Benevolent Forces of Bunnies and White Light. everyone else, who
disagrees with you in any way shape of form, these are the Satanic
Whordes of Idolators and Heathens.

'course, this type of facile pigeon-holing generally leads to a rather
immense group of the second group and very very few of the first
group. unless you have mind-control-implant technology at your
fingertips, then who gives a ****, cause you can just spend all day
amusing yourself by making martha stewart scratch uncontrollable to
get the invisible spiders off her arms until her forearms are tatters
of hanging flesh and diseased bone chips.

st bubba

HellPope Huey September 1st 05 03:09 AM

Zapanaz wrote:

well that makes perfect sense. So, when I eat a plate of boiled
shrimp, what exactly would God be telling me then? I think we need a
dictionary of what all vaguely comma-shaped things mean in terms of
the Wrath of God.


That if you are not "good," God will make you crap raw, unshelled
shrimp until you see the light. It works all too well. I really dummied
up a lot after the chicken incident.

--

HellPope Huey
Screw the future.
I was dreaming of it last week and today,
when it got here,
the assembly instructions were in Turkish.

"We are defending the country 24/7.
24 hours a week, 7 months a year."
~ John Ashcroft

"God, you're an idiot!"
"No, I'm more of a character."
~ "House: M.D."

http://www.beat-factory.net/hellpope/



[email protected] September 1st 05 04:12 AM

bush Blames Terrorist for Katrina.Scroll down the middle isle at
www.rense.com for the article.bush is a MORON!
cuhulin


Eddie Vroom September 1st 05 04:51 AM

walter barstool wrote:

"Hurricane Katrina STEERED for New Orleans?


Isn't this sort of thing traditionally viewed as an "Act of God"? And
smack dab in the middle of the Bible Belt. Who's the Terrorist NOW, huh?

http://www.gnosis.org/gnintro.htm

--
the Tortured Spark - a Light in the Dark
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom

you gotta walk like a mannequin, roll like a tire
act on reaction, dodge the big spud fryer
- Devo

HellPope Huey September 1st 05 05:31 AM

König Prüße wrote:
HellPope Huey wrote:
Zapanaz wrote:

well that makes perfect sense. So, when I eat a plate of boiled
shrimp, what exactly would God be telling me then? I think we need a
dictionary of what all vaguely comma-shaped things mean in terms of
the Wrath of God.


That if you are not "good," God will make you crap raw, unshelled
shrimp until you see the light. It works all too well. I really dummied
up a lot after the chicken incident.


Chickens flew out yer butt?


Yes, directly into your burrito.
I suppose this sort of exchange will escalate now that Martha Stew-rat
is about to be on the air again.

--

HellPope Huey
Screw the future.
I was dreaming of it last week and today,
when it got here,
the assembly instructions were in Turkish.

"We are defending the country 24/7.
24 hours a week, 7 months a year."
~ John Ashcroft

"God, you're an idiot!"
"No, I'm more of a character."
~ "House: M.D."

http://www.beat-factory.net/hellpope/



[email protected] September 1st 05 05:31 AM

New Orleans.Photo of the Day. www.stevequayle.com
cuhulin


Zapanaz September 1st 05 06:31 AM

On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:44:54 +0000, saint bubba
wrote:

'course, this type of facile pigeon-holing generally leads to a rather
immense group of the second group and very very few of the first
group


zackly

That's when they find JESUS. He's the one who's left in the good
group.

Amazingly, Jesus is usually also the one making the division too.
Weird how that works out. I'd think Jesus would be all wore out.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Well, **** you too, chuckles!"


polar bear September 1st 05 10:53 AM

In article , saint bubba
wrote:

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:46:33 -0700, Zapanaz
http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl wrote:

And let's face it, that's what politics really is all about, and
should be. Issues be damned! They just make everybody's heads hurt.
What it's really about, in the end, is the Good -kind of people-
versus the Bad kind of people.

If you're the Good kind of person, everything you do is right, and if
you're the Bad kind of person, everything you do is necessarily wrong.
So what's the POINT getting more specific about anything? Just
identify the Good People and the Bad People by whether they are in the
Good Party or the Bad Party, and then you -know- whether to disagree
with them or not.


its easier than that to differentiate between the Good Folks (TM) and
the Evil People (patent pending). simply divide people by those who
fawningly agree with every half-baked dumbass idea you have, these are
the Benevolent Forces of Bunnies and White Light. everyone else, who
disagrees with you in any way shape of form, these are the Satanic
Whordes of Idolators and Heathens.

'course, this type of facile pigeon-holing generally leads to a rather
immense group of the second group and very very few of the first
group. unless you have mind-control-implant technology at your
fingertips, then who gives a ****, cause you can just spend all day
amusing yourself by making martha stewart scratch uncontrollable to
get the invisible spiders off her arms until her forearms are tatters
of hanging flesh and diseased bone chips.

st bubba


Aww man. Don't be mean to Martha. She's been through enough.

pb

[email protected] September 1st 05 01:40 PM

I heard on a local Jackson radio talk show this morning shots were fired
at a Helicopter in New Orleans.Cops have called off searching for
survivors in New Orleans untill they check it out.
cuhulin


[email protected] September 1st 05 01:56 PM

A few years ago,Roger Fredinburg www.regularguy.com once said on
his radio talk show Martha Stewart is so frigid that if she sat down in
a puddle of water,it would turn into ice.
cuhulin


immaculate contraception September 1st 05 01:59 PM


"Zapanaz" http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl wrote in message
...
On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:44:54 +0000, saint bubba
wrote:

'course, this type of facile pigeon-holing generally leads to a rather
immense group of the second group and very very few of the first
group


zackly

That's when they find JESUS. He's the one who's left in the good
group.

Amazingly, Jesus is usually also the one making the division too.
Weird how that works out. I'd think Jesus would be all wore out.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Well, **** you too, chuckles!"


Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?


immaculate contraception September 1st 05 02:00 PM


"polar bear" wrote in message
...
In article , saint bubba
wrote:

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:46:33 -0700, Zapanaz
http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl wrote:

And let's face it, that's what politics really is all about, and
should be. Issues be damned! They just make everybody's heads hurt.
What it's really about, in the end, is the Good -kind of people-
versus the Bad kind of people.

If you're the Good kind of person, everything you do is right, and if
you're the Bad kind of person, everything you do is necessarily wrong.
So what's the POINT getting more specific about anything? Just
identify the Good People and the Bad People by whether they are in the
Good Party or the Bad Party, and then you -know- whether to disagree
with them or not.


its easier than that to differentiate between the Good Folks (TM) and
the Evil People (patent pending). simply divide people by those who
fawningly agree with every half-baked dumbass idea you have, these are
the Benevolent Forces of Bunnies and White Light. everyone else, who
disagrees with you in any way shape of form, these are the Satanic
Whordes of Idolators and Heathens.

'course, this type of facile pigeon-holing generally leads to a rather
immense group of the second group and very very few of the first
group. unless you have mind-control-implant technology at your
fingertips, then who gives a ****, cause you can just spend all day
amusing yourself by making martha stewart scratch uncontrollable to
get the invisible spiders off her arms until her forearms are tatters
of hanging flesh and diseased bone chips.

st bubba


Aww man. Don't be mean to Martha. She's been through enough.

pb


....and she came out of it with MORE money than she had before so she's
either
doing something right and/or she has some very smart jews working for her.
:)


immaculate contraception September 1st 05 02:02 PM


wrote in message
...
New Orleans.Photo of the Day. www.stevequayle.com
cuhulin


Steve Quayle ???
Talk about an EXPERT on Tin Foil Hat preparation and usage !
He's more whacked out than Alex Jones fer chris sakes :)


[email protected] September 1st 05 02:25 PM

Yep,I know there is a lot of kook stuff at Steve Quayle's website and
many other websites too,such as Coast To Coast (Coast To Coast,the
kookiest website in the World,Art Bell and George Noory even look like
kooks,they look like Deer standing in the road,blinded by the
headlights,and they will believe any kooky story you tell them) and
rense.com But,I dont pay any attention to kook stuff.I am smart enough
to know bulls..t when I see it or hear it.
cuhulin


David September 1st 05 03:16 PM

On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 02:09:24 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:

Zapanaz wrote:

well that makes perfect sense. So, when I eat a plate of boiled
shrimp, what exactly would God be telling me then? I think we need a
dictionary of what all vaguely comma-shaped things mean in terms of
the Wrath of God.


That if you are not "good," God will make you crap raw, unshelled
shrimp until you see the light. It works all too well. I really dummied
up a lot after the chicken incident.

Hey Dwight. Long time no quack.


David September 1st 05 03:17 PM

On Thu, 1 Sep 2005 07:56:30 -0500, wrote:

A few years ago,Roger Fredinburg
www.regularguy.com once said on
his radio talk show Martha Stewart is so frigid that if she sat down in
a puddle of water,it would turn into ice.
cuhulin

Martha Stewart looked hot getting out of prison.


HellPope Huey September 1st 05 04:25 PM

David wrote:
On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 02:09:24 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:

Zapanaz wrote:

well that makes perfect sense. So, when I eat a plate of boiled
shrimp, what exactly would God be telling me then? I think we need a
dictionary of what all vaguely comma-shaped things mean in terms of
the Wrath of God.


That if you are not "good," God will make you crap raw, unshelled
shrimp until you see the light. It works all too well. I really dummied
up a lot after the chicken incident.


Hey Dwight. Long time no quack.


That sure does sound like a name for a 7.5-foot-tall black basketball
player, don't it, but I am stuck with it. What can I say, my mother was
all glazzy-eyed over Eisenhower. Oh well, its easier to live with than
being named something really awful like Gonesha, Starshine or Joe Cosby.

--

HellPope Huey
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
Then you will be afraid to cough.

You don't have to teach people to be human.
You have to teach them how to stop being inhuman.
~ Eldridge Cleaver

"Its like some beautiful curse."
~ "Malcolm In The Middle"

http://www.beat-factory.net/hellpope/



[email protected] September 1st 05 04:42 PM

President Dwight David Eisenhower had his foibles too.But,he was the
ONLY President America has ever had in my lifetime and I will be sixty
four years young on November 5,2005.(y'all better wish me a Happy
Birthday too or I will disown y'all)
cuhulin


David September 1st 05 05:26 PM

On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:25:00 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:

David wrote:
On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 02:09:24 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:

Zapanaz wrote:

well that makes perfect sense. So, when I eat a plate of boiled
shrimp, what exactly would God be telling me then? I think we need a
dictionary of what all vaguely comma-shaped things mean in terms of
the Wrath of God.

That if you are not "good," God will make you crap raw, unshelled
shrimp until you see the light. It works all too well. I really dummied
up a lot after the chicken incident.


Hey Dwight. Long time no quack.


That sure does sound like a name for a 7.5-foot-tall black basketball
player, don't it, but I am stuck with it. What can I say, my mother was
all glazzy-eyed over Eisenhower. Oh well, its easier to live with than
being named something really awful like Gonesha, Starshine or Joe Cosby.

I too am named after Eisenhower, luckily his middle name.

How your bad self been?


saint bubba September 2nd 05 01:38 AM

On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 02:53:55 -0700, polar bear wrote:


Aww man. Don't be mean to Martha. She's been through enough.

pb


bah hambuggery! she hasnt been through NEAR enough. i cant stand
little-minded people who think that every word that comes out of their
cancerous gaping maw is golden sunshine. MY **** is the ONLY **** that
smells like ****ing roses. she gets special treatment from the courts
because she's famous and ugly. well, im ugly as a muther****er and I
WANT MY DUE!!! anywho, she treats people like **** and belittles
everyone that dares to disagree with her diva attitude. thats what all
the tabloids say and the tabloids WOULD NOT LIE TO ME.

st bubba

HellPope Huey September 2nd 05 03:09 AM

David wrote:
On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:25:00 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:


Hey Dwight. Long time no quack.


That sure does sound like a name for a 7.5-foot-tall black basketball
player, don't it, but I am stuck with it. What can I say, my mother was
all glazzy-eyed over Eisenhower. Oh well, its easier to live with than
being named something really awful like Gonesha, Starshine or Joe Cosby.


I too am named after Eisenhower, luckily his middle name.

How your bad self been?


I am on alt.slack, which answers the question completely and HORRIBLY.
Kill me. Kill me NOW. My apartment is all electric and I can't get my
tongue to stay in the light sockets.

--

HellPope Huey
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
Then you will be afraid to cough.

You don't have to teach people to be human.
You have to teach them how to stop being inhuman.
~ Eldridge Cleaver

"Its like some beautiful curse."
~ "Malcolm In The Middle"

http://www.beat-factory.net/hellpope/



[email protected] September 2nd 05 03:39 AM

When I was a kid,other kids would dare me to stick my finger (I am not
lieing at all either) in a light bulb socket.[[ok,you go first,Zapp]]
Then I would do it too.
cuhulin



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