Forget trying to hear Calcutta on medium wave from your NYC apartment,
or forget evacuating your southern Florida QTH, those things can wait.
Instead tune to 3952.5 kc (Yes, that's right, KILOCYCLES becuz I
friggin HATE the stupid "hertz" notation) and hear the most exciting
net on amateur radio! And who knows? Maybe they'll be a guest
appearance from Stinky Sidney (K5BLB), or Krazy Jewish Injun, or the
South Bend Commie Union Thug (W9ART). Hell, since it's almost
Halloween, maybe we'll hear an encore of YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK from
beyond the grave!

Let's just pray that Vic doesn't start talking about the Life Extension
Institute ad nauseum. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz