I need to do some scaping and painting on top of my house.But I have
gotten too fat and wobbly to get up there anymore.(it isn't the falling
down,it's that sudden stop that gits ya) I was talkng to the Bell South
woman next door about that about a week ago.I told her I would pay her
some money if she wants to get up there.She said she would be glad to do
that for me.

She got up there on my old buddys 14 foot long aluminum ladder a couple
of days with her electric chain saw in her back yard to cut down a few
tree limbs.I told her if she doesn't feel safe up there,dont do it.Her
skinny twin sister (they had the top of the ladder tied to the tree with
a piece of rope) put on my heavy heavy duty safety belt with the big
hooks on it and my safety rope with the big hooks on it and she
scampered up that ladder like a monkey and cut them tree limbs down in
no time flat.I own two sets of climbing spikes too,the kind you strap on
your legs,one set is for climbing poles,the other set have longer
spikes/spurs on them for climbing trees.
cuhulin

Cuhulin - Sound like you could qualify to be
a Pole-Monkey {-aka- Tree-Monkey) ~ RHF

Blah Blah Blah,,, Bool Sheet
cuhulin

y'all aint gonna get me to climb no tall ladders.
cuhulin