CeeTee wrote in
:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!!



Then, after the reception, the two antennas got horizontally polarized,
and touched and rubbed each others elements. She was impressed at how
exceptionally long his element was.

"I'll bet you're into shortwave big boy", she said. "VHF & UHF antenna's
leave me so un-satisfied, their elements are way too short."

SC