WHY ARE CHICKEN BANDERS SO GAY?

Now, ain't that the pot calling the kettle black?

First. leet's take a look at the ham bands, shall we?

When I listen to the ham bands, I hear most of the male
hams telling the other male hams, "peace, love to you,
and 73's".

hmm... male hams telling other male hams "love to you".
Definitely gay.

However, just because the ham bands are gay desn't
necessarilly mean the cb band isn't.

So now let's take a look at the cb band, shall we?

When I listen to the cb bands, and even the hams
admitted that when they listened to the cb bands, all
theey hear is males telling other males "F.U." and
"Say that one more time and I'll come over to your house
and beat the living sh** out of you,"

Definitely not gay. And definitely
not chickken. Some would even say manly.

So there you have it.

The facts point to the ham bands being gay and the cb
band as not being gay.