We all know how reliable scientists are, why, there is nothing to
worry about? Land slides in Texas would have no indication that the
earthquakes could travel westward, to California, the Pacific Ocean,
Japan, or China?

Remember now folks, thanks to Al Gore's global warming, the North
American Continent just experienced its greatest temporary weight flux
in decades thanks to record amounts of snow fall and ice accumulation?

Girly Man is conducting Earth Quake drills, just in case?